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AWSM0055
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4/20/2016 1:51:51 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
Here are some excellent answers:

Christianity: God poofed man into existence with dirt, then poofed woman into existence with his rib. Rib-woman, if you like. Then they ate a poison app...erm...fruit at the advice of a talking snake.

Islam: What ^ said.

Hinduism: Brahma made the heavens and earth out of a flower that grew from Vishnu's navel, who was floating on a celestial giant snake in an ultramundane lake...apparently.

Buddhism: Everything is infinite.

Science: Universe banged, then stars banged, then chemicals banged, then life formed and banged, then monkeys banged, then us...still banging.

Atheism: Leave me alone...
"Evolution proves necessity is the mother of invention" - David Henson

"Calling my atheism a religion, is like calling my non-stamp-collecting a hobby" - MagicAintReal 2016

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Matt8800: "When warring men kidnap damsels of the enemy, what do they do?"

Jerry947: "They give them the option of marriage."

Matt8800: "Correct! You won idiot of the year award!"

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brontoraptor
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4/20/2016 1:55:41 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/20/2016 1:51:51 AM, AWSM0055 wrote:
Here are some excellent answers:

Christianity: God poofed man into existence with dirt, then poofed woman into existence with his rib. Rib-woman, if you like. Then they ate a poison app...erm...fruit at the advice of a talking snake.

Islam: What ^ said.

Hinduism: Brahma made the heavens and earth out of a flower that grew from Vishnu's navel, who was floating on a celestial giant snake in an ultramundane lake...apparently.

Buddhism: Everything is infinite.

Science: Universe banged, then stars banged, then chemicals banged, then life formed and banged, then monkeys banged, then us...still banging.

Atheism: Leave me alone...

Atheists declared that everyone were just animals, so the world started acting like animals.
"What Donald Trump is doing is representing the absolute heartbreak, and anger, and frustration at a government gone mad."

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RuvDraba
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4/20/2016 1:56:14 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/20/2016 1:51:51 AM, AWSM0055 wrote:
Here are some excellent answers:

Christianity: God poofed man into existence with dirt, then poofed woman into existence with his rib. Rib-woman, if you like. Then they ate a poison app...erm...fruit at the advice of a talking snake.

Islam: What ^ said.

Hinduism: Brahma made the heavens and earth out of a flower that grew from Vishnu's navel, who was floating on a celestial giant snake in an ultramundane lake...apparently.

Buddhism: Everything is infinite.

Science: Universe banged, then stars banged, then chemicals banged, then life formed and banged, then monkeys banged, then us...still banging.

Atheism: Leave me alone...

I just scrolled down from a Brontoraptor rant, desperate for something more intelligent, and... this is what I found.

Which scarily, does... actually... meet my criteria.
brontoraptor
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4/20/2016 2:06:27 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
Ruv thinks women are merely baby making machines evolved to reproduce and please the atheist male.
"What Donald Trump is doing is representing the absolute heartbreak, and anger, and frustration at a government gone mad."

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AWSM0055
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4/20/2016 3:58:49 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/20/2016 1:55:41 AM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 4/20/2016 1:51:51 AM, AWSM0055 wrote:
Here are some excellent answers:

Christianity: God poofed man into existence with dirt, then poofed woman into existence with his rib. Rib-woman, if you like. Then they ate a poison app...erm...fruit at the advice of a talking snake.

Islam: What ^ said.

Hinduism: Brahma made the heavens and earth out of a flower that grew from Vishnu's navel, who was floating on a celestial giant snake in an ultramundane lake...apparently.

Buddhism: Everything is infinite.

Science: Universe banged, then stars banged, then chemicals banged, then life formed and banged, then monkeys banged, then us...still banging.

Atheism: Leave me alone...

Atheists declared that everyone were just animals, so the world started acting like animals.

Animal: "a living organism which feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli."

Yes we are animals, and denying that would first-class retarded.
"Evolution proves necessity is the mother of invention" - David Henson

"Calling my atheism a religion, is like calling my non-stamp-collecting a hobby" - MagicAintReal 2016

___________________________________________________________________________________________

Matt8800: "When warring men kidnap damsels of the enemy, what do they do?"

Jerry947: "They give them the option of marriage."

Matt8800: "Correct! You won idiot of the year award!"

http://explosm.net...
AWSM0055
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4/20/2016 4:09:55 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/20/2016 2:06:27 AM, brontoraptor wrote:
Ruv thinks women are merely baby making machines evolved to reproduce and please the atheist male.

Are you implying that the bible doesn't?...

https://m.youtube.com...
"Evolution proves necessity is the mother of invention" - David Henson

"Calling my atheism a religion, is like calling my non-stamp-collecting a hobby" - MagicAintReal 2016

___________________________________________________________________________________________

Matt8800: "When warring men kidnap damsels of the enemy, what do they do?"

Jerry947: "They give them the option of marriage."

Matt8800: "Correct! You won idiot of the year award!"

http://explosm.net...
Mhykiel
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4/20/2016 4:16:02 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/20/2016 4:09:55 AM, AWSM0055 wrote:
At 4/20/2016 2:06:27 AM, brontoraptor wrote:
Ruv thinks women are merely baby making machines evolved to reproduce and please the atheist male.

Are you implying that the bible doesn't?...

https://m.youtube.com...

If you are implying the Bible is saying that could you please cite the relevant verses, and your understanding...

never mind. Just post a laugh track.
AWSM0055
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4/20/2016 4:37:13 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/20/2016 4:16:02 AM, Mhykiel wrote:
At 4/20/2016 4:09:55 AM, AWSM0055 wrote:
At 4/20/2016 2:06:27 AM, brontoraptor wrote:
Ruv thinks women are merely baby making machines evolved to reproduce and please the atheist male.

Are you implying that the bible doesn't?...

https://m.youtube.com...

If you are implying the Bible is saying that could you please cite the relevant verses, and your understanding...

never mind. Just post a laugh track.

Really? Really? Ok, here we go *deeply inhales*:

Deuteronomy 22:29

Peter 3:9

1 Corinthians 14:34

1 Corinthians 11:7

Ephesians 4:22

1 Timothy 2:11

And that's just a few.
"Evolution proves necessity is the mother of invention" - David Henson

"Calling my atheism a religion, is like calling my non-stamp-collecting a hobby" - MagicAintReal 2016

___________________________________________________________________________________________

Matt8800: "When warring men kidnap damsels of the enemy, what do they do?"

Jerry947: "They give them the option of marriage."

Matt8800: "Correct! You won idiot of the year award!"

http://explosm.net...
AWSM0055
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4/20/2016 4:37:56 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/20/2016 4:20:57 AM, bulproof wrote:
My wife drove me.

Up the wall
"Evolution proves necessity is the mother of invention" - David Henson

"Calling my atheism a religion, is like calling my non-stamp-collecting a hobby" - MagicAintReal 2016

___________________________________________________________________________________________

Matt8800: "When warring men kidnap damsels of the enemy, what do they do?"

Jerry947: "They give them the option of marriage."

Matt8800: "Correct! You won idiot of the year award!"

http://explosm.net...