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SuperRobotWars
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12/7/2010 5:57:50 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
KFC is an religion based upon Christianity in which God talked to Colonel Sanders to make his Holy Chicken. This Holy Chicken is now made today by the fast food chain KFC.Satan saw this and created Churches a fast food chain that produced demonic chicken of completely unholy values. God will one day resurrect Colonel Sanders to wage one last battle with Satan and his horde of Churches chicken.
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: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
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: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
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12/7/2010 5:59:31 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/7/2010 5:57:50 PM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
KFC is an religion based upon Christianity in which God talked to Colonel Sanders to make his Holy Chicken. This Holy Chicken is now made today by the fast food chain KFC.Satan saw this and created Churches a fast food chain that produced demonic chicken of completely unholy values. God will one day resurrect Colonel Sanders to wage one last battle with Satan and his horde of Churches chicken.
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The perverted version of the story (your's) is wrong. It was altered greatly when they brought it to the Americas. Fail!
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12/7/2010 6:01:16 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/7/2010 5:59:31 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 12/7/2010 5:57:50 PM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
KFC is an religion based upon Christianity in which God talked to Colonel Sanders to make his Holy Chicken. This Holy Chicken is now made today by the fast food chain KFC.Satan saw this and created Churches a fast food chain that produced demonic chicken of completely unholy values. God will one day resurrect Colonel Sanders to wage one last battle with Satan and his horde of Churches chicken.
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The perverted version of the story (your's) is wrong. It was altered greatly when they brought it to the Americas. Fail!

You cannot deny the truth of the Holiness of KFC . . . (and tell me your Old World KFC translation . . .)
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: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
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: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
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12/7/2010 6:12:30 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Oh Superrobot. how confused you are... This verse pretty much sums it up.

Everything in the bible is true. But the authors of the bible did not mention the other planets. A long time ago, on planet 14dr-Am95 the whole world was just land. The people on this planet did not need water, air, anything except....KFC. Just one dose of KFC and they were free! Well, one day they asked God what their purpose in life was. That night, they all had a dream that they were curing cancer, saving children from lions, and helping a planet in need. So, they sent one of their own, the wises in fact, to planet earth to help. We know him as Colonel Sanders. But sadly, man fell by copying KFC. They built up false idols such as popeyes chicken. That is why there is still cancer.
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12/7/2010 6:23:09 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/7/2010 6:12:30 PM, Koopin wrote:
Oh Superrobot. how confused you are... This verse pretty much sums it up.

Everything in the bible is true. But the authors of the bible did not mention the other planets. A long time ago, on planet 14dr-Am95 the whole world was just land. The people on this planet did not need water, air, anything except....KFC. Just one dose of KFC and they were free! Well, one day they asked God what their purpose in life was. That night, they all had a dream that they were curing cancer, saving children from lions, and helping a planet in need. So, they sent one of their own, the wises in fact, to planet earth to help. We know him as Colonel Sanders. But sadly, man fell by copying KFC. They built up false idols such as popeyes chicken. That is why there is still cancer.

Thank you for clearing up I really should throw out my translation (it was printed by Churches not the glorious KFC . . .) But remember the part about the fighting of the false and unholy chicken made by Satan is true . . .
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: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
:
: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
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12/7/2010 6:29:30 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/7/2010 6:28:01 PM, TulleKrazy wrote:
I just had KFC and now I feel fat. But it was soo good.

Fat with the riches of heaven?
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12/7/2010 6:41:32 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/7/2010 6:29:30 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 12/7/2010 6:28:01 PM, TulleKrazy wrote:
I just had KFC and now I feel fat. But it was soo good.

Fat with the riches of heaven?

Yes. Yes, that's what I meant.
SuperRobotWars
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12/8/2010 3:59:31 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/7/2010 10:27:59 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
How is it that SRW made this thread and not Koopin? Blasphemy!

The KFC has many followers . . .
Minister Of Trolling
: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
:
: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
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12/8/2010 9:33:20 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
Chickens don't exist (I'm an Akoopin). That stuff belongs in fairy tales.
"When he awoke in a tomb three days later he would actually have believed that he rose from the dead" FREEDO about the resurrection of Jesus Christ
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12/8/2010 9:39:38 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/8/2010 3:59:31 AM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
At 12/7/2010 10:27:59 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
How is it that SRW made this thread and not Koopin? Blasphemy!

The KFC has many followers . . .

this
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12/8/2010 9:40:12 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/8/2010 9:33:20 AM, vardas0antras wrote:
Chickens don't exist (I'm an Akoopin). That stuff belongs in fairy tales.

You will burn in KFC grease!
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12/8/2010 11:14:06 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/8/2010 9:40:12 AM, Koopin wrote:
At 12/8/2010 9:33:20 AM, vardas0antras wrote:
Chickens don't exist (I'm an Akoopin). That stuff belongs in fairy tales.

You will burn in KFC grease!

lol. xD
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12/8/2010 11:46:03 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/8/2010 9:40:12 AM, Koopin wrote:
At 12/8/2010 9:33:20 AM, vardas0antras wrote:
Chickens don't exist (I'm an Akoopin). That stuff belongs in fairy tales.

You will burn in KFC grease!

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHICKEN IS THE WAY THE TRUTH AND THE LIGHT!!! TO DENY CHICKEN IS TO FOLLOW SATAN!!!!!!! (fish, fish is the REAL food of Satan)

However KFC is not the holy chicken! KFC cannot even remove the BONES which would make the chicken holy. In fact this is not even hard to find
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I belong to a different sect of chickenism, I belong in the strip sect, Koopin and SRW belong in the KFC sect, but opposite ones that are not sure about the conflicting translations, both of which are at war with Church's, which is an enemy they share with me, for the Church's is the true evil in the world.
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12/8/2010 11:59:55 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/8/2010 11:54:09 AM, InsertNameHere wrote:
Lovelife, I thought you were baconist. did you convert? :P

They are not mutually exclusive. You see with chickinsim and baconism, its all about the ultimate truth that one can only find on the great Fooddhism.
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12/8/2010 12:23:09 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Question: is it sacrilege to order the grilled chicken?
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
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12/8/2010 12:27:08 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/8/2010 12:23:09 PM, bluesteel wrote:
Question: is it sacrilege to order the grilled chicken?

It depends on the sect. The more conservative sects wish to ban it, while more liberal sects see it not as a sin, but a preference that the Great Egg hath given unto some.
The more secular sects with to openly embrace their grilled brethren.
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12/8/2010 12:29:02 PM
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At 12/8/2010 12:27:08 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 12/8/2010 12:23:09 PM, bluesteel wrote:
Question: is it sacrilege to order the grilled chicken?

It depends on the sect. The more conservative sects wish to ban it, while more liberal sects see it not as a sin, but a preference that the Great Egg hath given unto some.
The more secular sects with to openly embrace their grilled brethren.

By ban I mean they wish to put you to death by grease. Either by cooking, or drowning. sometimes a combination, it depends on how sever your crime is.

My sect however allows grilled chicken.
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12/8/2010 1:00:43 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I'm just now realizing it, but I'd have to say that Koopin and Freedo are some of the funniest members on this site.

Interestingly, also two of the least pretentious and most clever.

And yet, two of the youngest.

Interesting, that.
Atheism
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12/8/2010 1:35:51 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/8/2010 1:00:43 PM, Ren wrote:
I'm just now realizing it, but I'd have to say that Koopin and Freedo are some of the funniest members on this site.

Interestingly, also two of the least pretentious and most clever.

And yet, two of the youngest.

Interesting, that.
Indeed.

I still must say that Hardee's chicken is superior to KFC's. I am sorry to the followers of the noble KFC religion, but I must state this. It is fact, and I feel compelled to show you the light.
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Koopin
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12/8/2010 2:13:41 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/8/2010 1:35:51 PM, Atheism wrote:
At 12/8/2010 1:00:43 PM, Ren wrote:
I'm just now realizing it, but I'd have to say that Koopin and Freedo are some of the funniest members on this site.

Interestingly, also two of the least pretentious and most clever.

And yet, two of the youngest.

Interesting, that.
Indeed.

I still must say that Hardee's chicken is superior to KFC's. I am sorry to the followers of the noble KFC religion, but I must state this. It is fact, and I feel compelled to show you the light.

KFCOtomy Verse 13 Chapter 42:

In those days, many will fall to the false prophet. He will bring destruction to this earth, and death to his kind. His Kingdom will rule over the tongues of man, his name is HArrDy's. He is in control of five legions of hell."

HarrrDy's translates to Hardee's.
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12/8/2010 2:25:37 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/8/2010 2:13:41 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 12/8/2010 1:35:51 PM, Atheism wrote:
At 12/8/2010 1:00:43 PM, Ren wrote:
I'm just now realizing it, but I'd have to say that Koopin and Freedo are some of the funniest members on this site.

Interestingly, also two of the least pretentious and most clever.

And yet, two of the youngest.

Interesting, that.
Indeed.

I still must say that Hardee's chicken is superior to KFC's. I am sorry to the followers of the noble KFC religion, but I must state this. It is fact, and I feel compelled to show you the light.

KFCOtomy Verse 13 Chapter 42:

In those days, many will fall to the false prophet. He will bring destruction to this earth, and death to his kind. His Kingdom will rule over the tongues of man, his name is HArrDy's. He is in control of five legions of hell."

HarrrDy's translates to Hardee's.

Which reminds me of Hades ;)
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12/8/2010 2:27:16 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/8/2010 2:25:37 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 12/8/2010 2:13:41 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 12/8/2010 1:35:51 PM, Atheism wrote:
At 12/8/2010 1:00:43 PM, Ren wrote:
I'm just now realizing it, but I'd have to say that Koopin and Freedo are some of the funniest members on this site.

Interestingly, also two of the least pretentious and most clever.

And yet, two of the youngest.

Interesting, that.
Indeed.

I still must say that Hardee's chicken is superior to KFC's. I am sorry to the followers of the noble KFC religion, but I must state this. It is fact, and I feel compelled to show you the light.

KFCOtomy Verse 13 Chapter 42:

In those days, many will fall to the false prophet. He will bring destruction to this earth, and death to his kind. His Kingdom will rule over the tongues of man, his name is HArrDy's. He is in control of five legions of hell."

HarrrDy's translates to Hardee's.

Which reminds me of Hades ;)

Yes.
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12/8/2010 2:39:19 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/8/2010 2:13:41 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 12/8/2010 1:35:51 PM, Atheism wrote:
At 12/8/2010 1:00:43 PM, Ren wrote:
I'm just now realizing it, but I'd have to say that Koopin and Freedo are some of the funniest members on this site.

Interestingly, also two of the least pretentious and most clever.

And yet, two of the youngest.

Interesting, that.
Indeed.

I still must say that Hardee's chicken is superior to KFC's. I am sorry to the followers of the noble KFC religion, but I must state this. It is fact, and I feel compelled to show you the light.

KFCOtomy Verse 13 Chapter 42:

In those days, many will fall to the false prophet. He will bring destruction to this earth, and death to his kind. His Kingdom will rule over the tongues of man, his name is HArrDy's. He is in control of five legions of hell."

HarrrDy's translates to Hardee's.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALMFAO

Dude, I literally busted out laughing when I read this.

First time on this site.
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12/8/2010 2:45:26 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/8/2010 2:39:19 PM, Ren wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALMFAO

Dude, I literally busted out laughing when I read this.

First time on this site.

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