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The bibles equal to a 1967 street directory.

Deb-8-A-Bull
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6/18/2016 10:21:09 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
It will point in the right direction.
But it knows nothing of the new streets .
Yet they continue referencing it.

It feels like God was human and has since past.
Or his like a grandfather. And every answer he gives starts with .
" Well back in my days "

I bet he couldn't tape a TV show, of the picture box.
You theists need to get your God up with the times.
Next time a Christian dies take him a IPHONE , and teach him how to SMS and set him up a email account.
Then the next 20 Christians that die , just talk him through it again.
This whole prayer system he operates on , it's no good .
If you guys can get him on the Internet , he could update the bible. In a flash.
And receive prayers. Via email. Easy as. Well not easy as. But by the 15th time, he should pick it up . Remember teach him to switch the modem off at the wall , count to 5 then start it back up again. And the control , ALT , DEL Thing.

I'll leave it to you Christians.
We can all learn from this.
dsjpk5
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6/18/2016 11:43:42 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 6/18/2016 10:21:09 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
It will point in the right direction.
But it knows nothing of the new streets .
Yet they continue referencing it.

It feels like God was human and has since past.
Or his like a grandfather. And every answer he gives starts with .
" Well back in my days "

I bet he couldn't tape a TV show, of the picture box.
You theists need to get your God up with the times.
Next time a Christian dies take him a IPHONE , and teach him how to SMS and set him up a email account.
Then the next 20 Christians that die , just talk him through it again.
This whole prayer system he operates on , it's no good .
If you guys can get him on the Internet , he could update the bible. In a flash.
And receive prayers. Via email. Easy as. Well not easy as. But by the 15th time, he should pick it up . Remember teach him to switch the modem off at the wall , count to 5 then start it back up again. And the control , ALT , DEL Thing.

I'll leave it to you Christians.
We can all learn from this.

Word salad.
Deb-8-A-Bull
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6/18/2016 12:39:00 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 6/18/2016 11:43:42 AM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 6/18/2016 10:21:09 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
It will point in the right direction.
But it knows nothing of the new streets .
Yet they continue referencing it.

It feels like God was human and has since past.
Or his like a grandfather. And every answer he gives starts with .
" Well back in my days "

I bet he couldn't tape a TV show, of the picture box.
You theists need to get your God up with the times.
Next time a Christian dies take him a IPHONE , and teach him how to SMS and set him up a email account.
Then the next 20 Christians that die , just talk him through it again.
This whole prayer system he operates on , it's no good .
If you guys can get him on the Internet , he could update the bible. In a flash.
And receive prayers. Via email. Easy as. Well not easy as. But by the 15th time, he should pick it up . Remember teach him to switch the modem off at the wall , count to 5 then start it back up again. And the control , ALT , DEL Thing.

I'll leave it to you Christians.
We can all learn from this.

Word salad.
Well if you can make sense of the bible this should be a breeze.
I wrote it in half English half scripture.
desmac
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6/18/2016 12:41:39 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 6/18/2016 11:43:42 AM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 6/18/2016 10:21:09 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
It will point in the right direction.
But it knows nothing of the new streets .
Yet they continue referencing it.

It feels like God was human and has since past.
Or his like a grandfather. And every answer he gives starts with .
" Well back in my days "

I bet he couldn't tape a TV show, of the picture box.
You theists need to get your God up with the times.
Next time a Christian dies take him a IPHONE , and teach him how to SMS and set him up a email account.
Then the next 20 Christians that die , just talk him through it again.
This whole prayer system he operates on , it's no good .
If you guys can get him on the Internet , he could update the bible. In a flash.
And receive prayers. Via email. Easy as. Well not easy as. But by the 15th time, he should pick it up . Remember teach him to switch the modem off at the wall , count to 5 then start it back up again. And the control , ALT , DEL Thing.

I'll leave it to you Christians.
We can all learn from this.

Word salad.

Ecumenical croutons on mine, please.
desmac
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6/18/2016 1:05:25 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 6/18/2016 12:52:33 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
Ok then Before I post next I shall start with

John 5 : 8, or a exodus 9 : 1

Or an Insalata Romana.
dsjpk5
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6/18/2016 2:24:08 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 6/18/2016 12:39:00 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
At 6/18/2016 11:43:42 AM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 6/18/2016 10:21:09 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
It will point in the right direction.
But it knows nothing of the new streets .
Yet they continue referencing it.

It feels like God was human and has since past.
Or his like a grandfather. And every answer he gives starts with .
" Well back in my days "

I bet he couldn't tape a TV show, of the picture box.
You theists need to get your God up with the times.
Next time a Christian dies take him a IPHONE , and teach him how to SMS and set him up a email account.
Then the next 20 Christians that die , just talk him through it again.
This whole prayer system he operates on , it's no good .
If you guys can get him on the Internet , he could update the bible. In a flash.
And receive prayers. Via email. Easy as. Well not easy as. But by the 15th time, he should pick it up . Remember teach him to switch the modem off at the wall , count to 5 then start it back up again. And the control , ALT , DEL Thing.

I'll leave it to you Christians.
We can all learn from this.

Word salad.
Well if you can make sense of the bible this should be a breeze.
I wrote it in half English half scripture.

I don't see a single Bible verse.