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Hail satan.

ConfutatumVendictis
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6/21/2016 8:35:27 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
We must all worship Lucifer, accept evolution, and sell our souls to the Illuminati; or we shall all burn in hell.

(This post is satire.)
bulproof
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6/21/2016 8:39:09 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/21/2016 8:35:27 AM, ConfutatumVendictis wrote:
We must all worship Lucifer, accept evolution, and sell our souls to the Illuminati; or we shall all burn in hell.

(This post is satire.)

Daddy...................what is satire?
desmac
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6/22/2016 7:15:12 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/21/2016 9:42:16 PM, harrytruman wrote:
Satan works for G-d.

What are her pay and conditions like. Does she get medical insurance?
bulproof
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6/22/2016 9:27:04 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/21/2016 8:35:27 AM, ConfutatumVendictis wrote:
We must all worship Lucifer, accept evolution, and sell our souls to the Illuminati; or we shall all burn in hell.

(This post is satire.)
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
desmac
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6/22/2016 9:53:40 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/22/2016 9:27:04 AM, bulproof wrote:
At 6/21/2016 8:35:27 AM, ConfutatumVendictis wrote:
We must all worship Lucifer, accept evolution, and sell our souls to the Illuminati; or we shall all burn in hell.

(This post is satire.)
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I laid traps for troubadors....
harrytruman
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6/23/2016 4:23:38 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/22/2016 7:15:12 AM, desmac wrote:
At 6/21/2016 9:42:16 PM, harrytruman wrote:
Satan works for G-d.

What are her pay and conditions like. Does she get medical insurance?

Satan doesn't need medical insurance.
SpiritandTruth
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6/23/2016 4:30:15 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
Now, brethren, concerning the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ and our gathering together to Him, we ask you, not to be soon shaken in mind or troubled, either by spirit or by word or by letter, as if from us, as though the day of Christ had come. Let no one deceive you by any means; for that Day will not come unless the falling away comes first, and the man of sin is revealed, the son of perdition, who opposes and exalts himself above all that is called God or that is worshiped, so that he sits as God in the temple of God, showing himself that he is God.

Do you not remember that when I was still with you I told you these things? And now you know what is restraining, that he may be revealed in his own time. For the mystery of lawlessness is already at work; only He who now restrains will do so until He is taken out of the way. And then the lawless one will be revealed, whom the Lord will consume with the breath of His mouth and destroy with the brightness of His coming. The coming of the lawless one is according to the working of Satan, with all power, signs, and lying wonders, and with all unrighteous deception among those who perish, because they did not receive the love of the truth, that they might be saved. And for this reason God will send them strong delusion, that they should believe the lie, that they all may be condemned who did not believe the truth but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

But we are bound to give thanks to God always for you, brethren beloved by the Lord, because God from the beginning chose you for salvation through sanctification by the Spirit and belief in the truth, to which He called you by our gospel, for the obtaining of the glory of our Lord Jesus Christ. Therefore, brethren, stand fast and hold the traditions which you were taught, whether by word or our epistle.

Now may our Lord Jesus Christ Himself, and our God and Father, who has loved us and given us everlasting consolation and good hope by grace, comfort your hearts and establish you in every good word and work.
And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up: That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life. As many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name: which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of the will of God. The hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshippers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth,
desmac
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6/23/2016 5:17:16 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/23/2016 4:23:38 AM, harrytruman wrote:
At 6/22/2016 7:15:12 AM, desmac wrote:
At 6/21/2016 9:42:16 PM, harrytruman wrote:
Satan works for G-d.

What are her pay and conditions like. Does she get medical insurance?

Satan doesn't need medical insurance.

Who says?