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Atheists demand, Armageddon warning updates.

Deb-8-A-Bull
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6/23/2016 2:34:26 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
Information , and tips .hotline
Tips on what we mere Atheists can do to better our chance of survival.
What will we encounter.
Like if you guys spot a sign , or you know it's within like 1 month.
We will fall in line.
A countdown timer would be great.

Please guys . Just let us know.
Us Atheists are scared. And not knowing when your gods coming back to kill us and everyone else .
I find it hard to sleep.
Thanks guys.
Deb-8-A-Bull
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6/23/2016 2:44:28 PM
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Odds of the god and religion . That starts Armageddon.

Christians $3.45
Catholics $4.80
Jehovah crew. $7.10
Muslim $10
And the rest above $15

Please gamble responsibly.
Time of occurence windows. Bets available as well.
matt8800
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6/23/2016 2:51:06 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/23/2016 2:34:26 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
Information , and tips .hotline
Tips on what we mere Atheists can do to better our chance of survival.
What will we encounter.
Like if you guys spot a sign , or you know it's within like 1 month.
We will fall in line.
A countdown timer would be great.

Please guys . Just let us know.
Us Atheists are scared. And not knowing when your gods coming back to kill us and everyone else .
I find it hard to sleep.
Thanks guys.

This could be tricky. There are multiple religions that believe in Armageddon. If we pick wrong, then all is for naught.

How should we devise a method to evaluated and compare the validity of each "end of times" religion?
Deb-8-A-Bull
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6/23/2016 3:00:21 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/23/2016 2:51:06 PM, matt8800 wrote:
At 6/23/2016 2:34:26 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
Information , and tips .hotline
Tips on what we mere Atheists can do to better our chance of survival.
What will we encounter.
Like if you guys spot a sign , or you know it's within like 1 month.
We will fall in line.
A countdown timer would be great.

Please guys . Just let us know.
Us Atheists are scared. And not knowing when your gods coming back to kill us and everyone else .
I find it hard to sleep.
Thanks guys.

This could be tricky. There are multiple religions that believe in Armageddon. If we pick wrong, then all is for naught.

How should we devise a method to evaluated and compare the validity of each "end of times" religion?

We are going to have to put a little trust in them.
Majority of the religious will be and are wrong. And if a God other then theirs comes back. We all need to work together.
The other religions will be punished more the us.
bulproof
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6/23/2016 3:05:23 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/23/2016 2:51:06 PM, matt8800 wrote:
At 6/23/2016 2:34:26 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
Information , and tips .hotline
Tips on what we mere Atheists can do to better our chance of survival.
What will we encounter.
Like if you guys spot a sign , or you know it's within like 1 month.
We will fall in line.
A countdown timer would be great.

Please guys . Just let us know.
Us Atheists are scared. And not knowing when your gods coming back to kill us and everyone else .
I find it hard to sleep.
Thanks guys.

This could be tricky. There are multiple religions that believe in Armageddon. If we pick wrong, then all is for naught.

How should we devise a method to evaluated and compare the validity of each "end of times" religion?

Claim to believe in them all, apparently the gods don't know if you're takin' the piss. Just say you believe and you're home free. Well that's what the godbotherers on here claim.
Religion is just mind control. George Carlin
Deb-8-A-Bull
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6/23/2016 3:13:10 PM
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At 6/23/2016 3:05:23 PM, bulproof wrote:
At 6/23/2016 2:51:06 PM, matt8800 wrote:
At 6/23/2016 2:34:26 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
Information , and tips .hotline
Tips on what we mere Atheists can do to better our chance of survival.
What will we encounter.
Like if you guys spot a sign , or you know it's within like 1 month.
We will fall in line.
A countdown timer would be great.

Please guys . Just let us know.
Us Atheists are scared. And not knowing when your gods coming back to kill us and everyone else .
I find it hard to sleep.
Thanks guys.

This could be tricky. There are multiple religions that believe in Armageddon. If we pick wrong, then all is for naught.

How should we devise a method to evaluated and compare the validity of each "end of times" religion?

Claim to believe in them all, apparently the gods don't know if you're takin' the piss. Just say you believe and you're home free. Well that's what the godbotherers on here claim.

Nice. I'll pencil that hint in .
you just won a free $50 bet.
On the God that starts Armageddon. GL.
bulproof
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6/23/2016 3:23:37 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/23/2016 3:13:10 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
At 6/23/2016 3:05:23 PM, bulproof wrote:
At 6/23/2016 2:51:06 PM, matt8800 wrote:
At 6/23/2016 2:34:26 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
Information , and tips .hotline
Tips on what we mere Atheists can do to better our chance of survival.
What will we encounter.
Like if you guys spot a sign , or you know it's within like 1 month.
We will fall in line.
A countdown timer would be great.

Please guys . Just let us know.
Us Atheists are scared. And not knowing when your gods coming back to kill us and everyone else .
I find it hard to sleep.
Thanks guys.

This could be tricky. There are multiple religions that believe in Armageddon. If we pick wrong, then all is for naught.

How should we devise a method to evaluated and compare the validity of each "end of times" religion?

Claim to believe in them all, apparently the gods don't know if you're takin' the piss. Just say you believe and you're home free. Well that's what the godbotherers on here claim.

Nice. I'll pencil that hint in .
you just won a free $50 bet.
On the God that starts Armageddon. GL.
OK I'll place my free $50 on the Hoovian god getting it wrong AGAIN.
Religion is just mind control. George Carlin
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6/23/2016 3:25:43 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/23/2016 2:34:26 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
Information , and tips .hotline
Tips on what we mere Atheists can do to better our chance of survival.
What will we encounter.
Like if you guys spot a sign , or you know it's within like 1 month.
We will fall in line.
A countdown timer would be great.

Please guys . Just let us know.
Us Atheists are scared. And not knowing when your gods coming back to kill us and everyone else .
I find it hard to sleep.
Thanks guys.

Sorry, but falling in line at the last moment just won't do. God can see straight through this phoniness and you will be going downstairs for sure.
There is hope for you though. I hear that the Catholic church is bringing back the selling of "indulgences". You pay your money here on earth and then trade them in when you get to purgatory for a place in heaven.

The catch is that you better not accumulate more than 30 mortal sins since you can only get 1 indulgence per day per sinner.
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6/23/2016 3:45:25 PM
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At 6/23/2016 3:25:43 PM, Willows wrote:
At 6/23/2016 2:34:26 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
Information , and tips .hotline
Tips on what we mere Atheists can do to better our chance of survival.
What will we encounter.
Like if you guys spot a sign , or you know it's within like 1 month.
We will fall in line.
A countdown timer would be great.

Please guys . Just let us know.
Us Atheists are scared. And not knowing when your gods coming back to kill us and everyone else .
I find it hard to sleep.
Thanks guys.

Sorry, but falling in line at the last moment just won't do. God can see straight through this phoniness and you will be going downstairs for sure.
There is hope for you though. I hear that the Catholic church is bringing back the selling of "indulgences". You pay your money here on earth and then trade them in when you get to purgatory for a place in heaven.

The catch is that you better not accumulate more than 30 mortal sins since you can only get 1 indulgence per day per sinner.

What's your going to heaven score so far?