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bulproof
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8/9/2016 3:19:18 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Mark 13:24-25

"But in those days, following that distress, the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken."

The stars will fall from the sky.
Can those of you in touch with Jesus please ask him if he's freakin' serious?
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.
George Bernard Shaw
HeavenlyPanda
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8/9/2016 3:26:34 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/9/2016 3:19:18 AM, bulproof wrote:
Mark 13:24-25

"But in those days, following that distress, the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken."

The stars will fall from the sky.
Can those of you in touch with Jesus please ask him if he's freakin' serious?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not the HEAVENLY BODIES. I HeavenlyPanda the most heavenly of all heavenly creatures. Why, oh why, oh why meeeeeeeeeee???????????????????? :'(
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Torton
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8/9/2016 3:29:25 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/9/2016 3:26:34 AM, HeavenlyPanda wrote:
At 8/9/2016 3:19:18 AM, bulproof wrote:
Mark 13:24-25

"But in those days, following that distress, the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken."

The stars will fall from the sky.
Can those of you in touch with Jesus please ask him if he's freakin' serious?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not the HEAVENLY BODIES. I HeavenlyPanda the most heavenly of all heavenly creatures. Why, oh why, oh why meeeeeeeeeee???????????????????? :'(
Literally cancer.
Outplayz
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8/9/2016 3:31:28 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/9/2016 3:19:18 AM, bulproof wrote:
Mark 13:24-25

"But in those days, following that distress, the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken."

The stars will fall from the sky.
Can those of you in touch with Jesus please ask him if he's freakin' serious?

"But of those days..." Yay, vague... let me have a go at this.

"Following that distress" Well... i imagine in a billion years when the universe is going through heat death and collopsing into a black hole people will be pretty distressed, then...

"sun will be darkened" The sun(s) will all be darkened as they suck through this enormous back hole... and, without the fire...

"the moon will not give its light" Well duh, without a sun(s) how am i suppose to shine? Silly atheist.

"The stars will fall from the sky" I don't know why this wasn't before the sun part, but okay... this is also obvious. When you are being sucked into a black hole... it will look like the stars are falling... easy. Oh and lastly...

"The heavenly bodies will be shaken" Do you not see the secret message in this???? How do you make a perfect salad, you shake it right? OMG... this is how everything was created. It gets sucked into a black hole, god shakes it up... and booooommmm another universe!

We just answered all there is and will be with one sentence... this must be the word of God.
bulproof
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8/9/2016 10:20:09 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Have you heard of chicken little? Is he jesus?
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.
George Bernard Shaw
desmac
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8/9/2016 10:27:02 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/9/2016 3:31:28 AM, Outplayz wrote:
At 8/9/2016 3:19:18 AM, bulproof wrote:
Mark 13:24-25

"But in those days, following that distress, the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken."

The stars will fall from the sky.
Can those of you in touch with Jesus please ask him if he's freakin' serious?

"But of those days..." Yay, vague... let me have a go at this.

"Following that distress" Well... i imagine in a billion years when the universe is going through heat death and collopsing into a black hole people will be pretty distressed, then...

"sun will be darkened" The sun(s) will all be darkened as they suck through this enormous back hole... and, without the fire...

"the moon will not give its light" Well duh, without a sun(s) how am i suppose to shine? Silly atheist.

"The stars will fall from the sky" I don't know why this wasn't before the sun part, but okay... this is also obvious. When you are being sucked into a black hole... it will look like the stars are falling... easy. Oh and lastly...

"The heavenly bodies will be shaken" Do you not see the secret message in this???? How do you make a perfect salad, you shake it right? OMG... this is how everything was created. It gets sucked into a black hole, god shakes it up... and booooommmm another universe!

We just answered all there is and will be with one sentence... this must be the word of God.

Who will be witnessing these events?
Outplayz
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8/9/2016 7:25:15 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/9/2016 10:27:02 AM, desmac wrote:
At 8/9/2016 3:31:28 AM, Outplayz wrote:
At 8/9/2016 3:19:18 AM, bulproof wrote:
Mark 13:24-25

"But in those days, following that distress, the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken."

The stars will fall from the sky.
Can those of you in touch with Jesus please ask him if he's freakin' serious?

"But of those days..." Yay, vague... let me have a go at this.

"Following that distress" Well... i imagine in a billion years when the universe is going through heat death and collopsing into a black hole people will be pretty distressed, then...

"sun will be darkened" The sun(s) will all be darkened as they suck through this enormous back hole... and, without the fire...

"the moon will not give its light" Well duh, without a sun(s) how am i suppose to shine? Silly atheist.

"The stars will fall from the sky" I don't know why this wasn't before the sun part, but okay... this is also obvious. When you are being sucked into a black hole... it will look like the stars are falling... easy. Oh and lastly...

"The heavenly bodies will be shaken" Do you not see the secret message in this???? How do you make a perfect salad, you shake it right? OMG... this is how everything was created. It gets sucked into a black hole, god shakes it up... and booooommmm another universe!

We just answered all there is and will be with one sentence... this must be the word of God.

Who will be witnessing these events?

I want to say we will, but you won't understand the spirituality behind that... so, i will say our future generation that makes it to that point will. They will have no choice but to watch since they will not be able to die at this point in the future (technically). We will be robotic and immortal - however, no matter what, death is inevitable. But... what better way to finally die. It will be beautiful - watching the stars circle and fade to black.
bulproof
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8/10/2016 2:06:42 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
The stars are falling, the stars are falling, so sayeth Jesus.
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.
George Bernard Shaw
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8/10/2016 4:22:17 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/9/2016 3:29:25 AM, Torton wrote:
At 8/9/2016 3:26:34 AM, HeavenlyPanda wrote:
At 8/9/2016 3:19:18 AM, bulproof wrote:
Mark 13:24-25

"But in those days, following that distress, the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken."

The stars will fall from the sky.
Can those of you in touch with Jesus please ask him if he's freakin' serious?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not the HEAVENLY BODIES. I HeavenlyPanda the most heavenly of all heavenly creatures. Why, oh why, oh why meeeeeeeeeee???????????????????? :'(
Literally cancer.

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