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Willows
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8/9/2016 2:41:04 PM
Posted: 3 months ago
Here's a great idea for a new religion.

We'll call it Trumpism and instead of praying to God we twitter to Donald.

Since there is such a figurehead in existence we don't have to be deluded into believing an imaginary idol.
He preaches much of the usual religious ideals, e.g. sexism, racism and hatred of other religions.
Membership would be limited and like other religions He would require you to donate a percentage of your income and twitter Him every day.
But the deal would be that when He dies, all members would get a share of His fortune.

Anyone interested in submitting the idea to Him?
POPOO5560
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8/9/2016 5:03:22 PM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 8/9/2016 2:41:04 PM, Willows wrote:
Here's a great idea for a new religion.

We'll call it Trumpism and instead of praying to God we twitter to Donald.

Since there is such a figurehead in existence we don't have to be deluded into believing an imaginary idol.
He preaches much of the usual religious ideals, e.g. sexism, racism and hatred of other religions.
Membership would be limited and like other religions He would require you to donate a percentage of your income and twitter Him every day.
But the deal would be that when He dies, all members would get a share of His fortune.

Anyone interested in submitting the idea to Him?

But did he create the universe?
Never fart near dog
EtrnlVw
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8/9/2016 10:42:40 PM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 8/9/2016 2:41:04 PM, Willows wrote:
Here's a great idea for a new religion.

We'll call it Trumpism and instead of praying to God we twitter to Donald.

Since there is such a figurehead in existence we don't have to be deluded into believing an imaginary idol.
He preaches much of the usual religious ideals, e.g. sexism, racism and hatred of other religions.
Membership would be limited and like other religions He would require you to donate a percentage of your income and twitter Him every day.
But the deal would be that when He dies, all members would get a share of His fortune.

Anyone interested in submitting the idea to Him?

Get a life.
DanneJeRusse
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8/10/2016 12:01:04 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 8/9/2016 5:03:22 PM, POPOO5560 wrote:
At 8/9/2016 2:41:04 PM, Willows wrote:
Here's a great idea for a new religion.

We'll call it Trumpism and instead of praying to God we twitter to Donald.

Since there is such a figurehead in existence we don't have to be deluded into believing an imaginary idol.
He preaches much of the usual religious ideals, e.g. sexism, racism and hatred of other religions.
Membership would be limited and like other religions He would require you to donate a percentage of your income and twitter Him every day.
But the deal would be that when He dies, all members would get a share of His fortune.

Anyone interested in submitting the idea to Him?

But did he create the universe?

The Don will say he did create the universe, and many will believe him. Praise Don.
Marrying a 6 year old and waiting until she reaches puberty and maturity before having consensual sex is better than walking up to
a stranger in a bar and proceeding to have relations with no valid proof of the intent of the person. Muhammad wins. ~ Fatihah
If they don't want to be killed then they have to subdue to the Islamic laws. - Uncung
Without God, you are lower than sh!t. ~ SpiritandTruth
POPOO5560
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8/10/2016 2:39:55 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 8/10/2016 12:01:04 AM, DanneJeRusse wrote:
At 8/9/2016 5:03:22 PM, POPOO5560 wrote:
At 8/9/2016 2:41:04 PM, Willows wrote:
Here's a great idea for a new religion.

We'll call it Trumpism and instead of praying to God we twitter to Donald.

Since there is such a figurehead in existence we don't have to be deluded into believing an imaginary idol.
He preaches much of the usual religious ideals, e.g. sexism, racism and hatred of other religions.
Membership would be limited and like other religions He would require you to donate a percentage of your income and twitter Him every day.
But the deal would be that when He dies, all members would get a share of His fortune.

Anyone interested in submitting the idea to Him?

But did he create the universe?

The Don will say he did create the universe, and many will believe him. Praise Don.

But the Don guy had a beginning?
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Throwback
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8/10/2016 3:04:31 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 8/9/2016 10:42:40 PM, EtrnlVw wrote:
At 8/9/2016 2:41:04 PM, Willows wrote:
Here's a great idea for a new religion.

We'll call it Trumpism and instead of praying to God we twitter to Donald.

Since there is such a figurehead in existence we don't have to be deluded into believing an imaginary idol.
He preaches much of the usual religious ideals, e.g. sexism, racism and hatred of other religions.
Membership would be limited and like other religions He would require you to donate a percentage of your income and twitter Him every day.
But the deal would be that when He dies, all members would get a share of His fortune.

Anyone interested in submitting the idea to Him?

Get a life.

Kind of sums it up. Very anti religion OP offering.
When I respond with "OK" don't take it personally. I'm simply being appropriately dismissive.
Willows
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8/10/2016 7:24:10 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 8/10/2016 3:04:31 AM, Throwback wrote:
At 8/9/2016 10:42:40 PM, EtrnlVw wrote:
At 8/9/2016 2:41:04 PM, Willows wrote:
Here's a great idea for a new religion.

We'll call it Trumpism and instead of praying to God we twitter to Donald.

Since there is such a figurehead in existence we don't have to be deluded into believing an imaginary idol.
He preaches much of the usual religious ideals, e.g. sexism, racism and hatred of other religions.
Membership would be limited and like other religions He would require you to donate a percentage of your income and twitter Him every day.
But the deal would be that when He dies, all members would get a share of His fortune.

Anyone interested in submitting the idea to Him?

Get a life.

Kind of sums it up. Very anti religion OP offering.

Didn't take long before the absurd logic comes marching in does it?
Explain how starting a new religion is anti religious?
Willows
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8/10/2016 7:27:07 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 8/9/2016 10:42:40 PM, EtrnlVw wrote:
At 8/9/2016 2:41:04 PM, Willows wrote:
Here's a great idea for a new religion.

We'll call it Trumpism and instead of praying to God we twitter to Donald.

Since there is such a figurehead in existence we don't have to be deluded into believing an imaginary idol.
He preaches much of the usual religious ideals, e.g. sexism, racism and hatred of other religions.
Membership would be limited and like other religions He would require you to donate a percentage of your income and twitter Him every day.
But the deal would be that when He dies, all members would get a share of His fortune.

Anyone interested in submitting the idea to Him?

Get a life.
I just did....Ohhhh, twitter the Don for another day of living, ohhhh yesssss!!
Throwback
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8/10/2016 11:41:06 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 8/10/2016 7:24:10 AM, Willows wrote:
At 8/10/2016 3:04:31 AM, Throwback wrote:
At 8/9/2016 10:42:40 PM, EtrnlVw wrote:
At 8/9/2016 2:41:04 PM, Willows wrote:
Here's a great idea for a new religion.

We'll call it Trumpism and instead of praying to God we twitter to Donald.

Since there is such a figurehead in existence we don't have to be deluded into believing an imaginary idol.
He preaches much of the usual religious ideals, e.g. sexism, racism and hatred of other religions.
Membership would be limited and like other religions He would require you to donate a percentage of your income and twitter Him every day.
But the deal would be that when He dies, all members would get a share of His fortune.

Anyone interested in submitting the idea to Him?

Get a life.

Kind of sums it up. Very anti religion OP offering.

Didn't take long before the absurd logic comes marching in does it?
Explain how starting a new religion is anti religious?

OK
When I respond with "OK" don't take it personally. I'm simply being appropriately dismissive.