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Deb-8-A-Bull
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10/9/2016 10:01:05 AM
Posted: 2 months ago
Then in a instant. Bammmmmmmm.
You will all now be instant ladies and gentlemen.

Bammmmmmmm.
No more posts on what Jesus or God think or say.

Bammmmmmmm.
Every post will start with . ( I believe that )

Bammmmmmmm.
You now think homosexuality is completely fine. Or if you don't you will not say or type any homophobic nonsense again.

You will almost become normal. You gain the ability to compromise.
And who knows , you soon might be able to think for yourself.

Theists . what a great bunch of loving respectful people they are.
You're welcome.
Willows
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10/9/2016 10:40:45 AM
Posted: 2 months ago
At 10/9/2016 10:01:05 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
Then in a instant. Bammmmmmmm.
You will all now be instant ladies and gentlemen.

Bammmmmmmm.
No more posts on what Jesus or God think or say.

Bammmmmmmm.
Every post will start with . ( I believe that )

Bammmmmmmm.
You now think homosexuality is completely fine. Or if you don't you will not say or type any homophobic nonsense again.

You will almost become normal. You gain the ability to compromise.
And who knows , you soon might be able to think for yourself.

Theists . what a great bunch of loving respectful people they are.
You're welcome.

Gee, I had a dream like that not long ago.

Now, Deb, we have to sort this conundrum out first. Ready?

To make an oath, one would have to be a theist and swear to God.
Atheists would make an affirmation.

If theists make an oath and atheists make an affirmation, the theists will not accept the atheists making an affirmation and the atheists will not accept the theists making an oath.
Then, as usual, all hell would break loose and the usual crap posts about the whys and the wherefores.

So, what I propose instead is....... substance abuse.
Now hear me out on this one.

Before making a post, we all take a good dose of the poison of our choice, wait a while for our brains to stew a bit then write a post. The theists will rise up in intellect and the atheists will drop down in intellect to a level playing field.

Everything will be just hunky dory then and we will all be saying how much we love each other and take a genuine interest in each other's whacky beliefs and logic reality.

Or did I just dream that?
Deb-8-A-Bull
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10/9/2016 11:02:16 AM
Posted: 2 months ago
At 10/9/2016 10:40:45 AM, Willows wrote:
At 10/9/2016 10:01:05 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
Then in a instant. Bammmmmmmm.
You will all now be instant ladies and gentlemen.

Bammmmmmmm.
No more posts on what Jesus or God think or say.

Bammmmmmmm.
Every post will start with . ( I believe that )

Bammmmmmmm.
You now think homosexuality is completely fine. Or if you don't you will not say or type any homophobic nonsense again.

You will almost become normal. You gain the ability to compromise.
And who knows , you soon might be able to think for yourself.

Theists . what a great bunch of loving respectful people they are.
You're welcome.

Gee, I had a dream like that not long ago.

Now, Deb, we have to sort this conundrum out first. Ready?

To make an oath, one would have to be a theist and swear to God.
Atheists would make an affirmation.

If theists make an oath and atheists make an affirmation, the theists will not accept the atheists making an affirmation and the atheists will not accept the theists making an oath.
Then, as usual, all hell would break loose and the usual crap posts about the whys and the wherefores.

So, what I propose instead is....... substance abuse.
Now hear me out on this one.

Before making a post, we all take a good dose of the poison of our choice, wait a while for our brains to stew a bit then write a post. The theists will rise up in intellect and the atheists will drop down in intellect to a level playing field.

Everything will be just hunky dory then and we will all be saying how much we love each other and take a genuine interest in each other's whacky beliefs and logic reality.

Or did I just dream that?

OK well the 1st thing I want to get clear is .
I wasn't just then looking up the word ( affirmation. ) i n my dictionary and thesaurus . So I don't know why you bring that up. Gezzzz.
But yes I here you.
Deb-8-A-Bull
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10/9/2016 12:17:27 PM
Posted: 2 months ago
Every post will start with ( I believe that ) .

I'm not saying every single post. But if , one out of four times the theists should start a post with . I believe that.
For example. I ask.
( Do dogs go to heaven ? )

The theist post should read .

( Well I believe that they don't .) This has to be the only truthful answer.
Give yourself a tick
Unfortunately this response seems to never come.
They answer the question .
Do dogs go to heaven ? With.
#1 No dogs don't go to heaven. X

#2 God makes it clear that animals don't go to heaven. X

#3 Robbo 9 : 3 god givith givith god . Milk milk lemon., Animals don't go to heaven only humans do. Purple nine chopsticks. X

They're now answering a simple question , and what do you know , God's involved as well .
And we all know God is better then me and yourself. So what God says goes.
Now the only way " God " can tell you something is you.
And now this is what makes religion somewhat unstable.
( Who could possibly know what you might tell your God to tell you next. )
And to top it all off , a actual God is now more present in my life then yours.
I should stop now .

I can now exhale. Sorry for the spelling it's my computer talking.
Night.
12_13
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10/9/2016 8:00:32 PM
Posted: 2 months ago
At 10/9/2016 10:01:05 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
Take an oath that you'll post under oath.

"but I tell you, don't swear at all"
Matt. 5:34
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10/10/2016 4:53:43 AM
Posted: 2 months ago
At 10/9/2016 8:00:32 PM, 12_13 wrote:
At 10/9/2016 10:01:05 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
Take an oath that you'll post under oath.

"but I tell you, don't swear at all"
Matt. 5:34
fuk that!
Deb-8-A-Bull
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10/10/2016 5:04:28 AM
Posted: 2 months ago
I believe.
Under oath a christian would act differently.
That's wrong.
I'm going to set up a ladder at the entrance of a church.