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A song about the Bible. Sad but true.

Face-of-the-deep
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10/27/2016 8:34:36 AM
Posted: 1 month ago
BACK WHEN THE WORLD WAS FLAT

Back when the world was flat, didn't know where it was at.
And if you sailed too far you might never come back.
Ah - Ah, back when the world was flat.
Back when they parted the sea, It's so strange to me,
how they walked right through the mud, what a hyperbole.
Ah - Ah, when they parted the sea.
**CHORUS**
**SUPERSTITIOUS RAMBLING OF ANCIENT CAVE DWELLERS
MYTHOLOGICAL TALES OF GOAT BREEDING NOMADS**
SUPERSTITIOUS RAMBLING OF FORTUNE TELLERS
MYTHOLOGICAL TALES OF HEAT STRICKEN PILGRIMS**
Back when they built the ark, and there was nowhere to park,
Because it rained for forty days and there was no landmark.
Ah - Ah, back when they built the ark.
Back when there's Adam and Eve, unto each other did cleave.
They had incestuous children, no other way to conceive
Ah - Ah, when there was Adam and Eve.**CHORUS**
Back when the world was flat, didn't know where it was at.
So they wrote The Bible and then they said "that was that"
Ah ah, back when the world was flat.

Copyright July, 2007 J.G.Miles (Cardboard Silhouettes)
KwLm
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10/27/2016 9:24:18 AM
Posted: 1 month ago
At 10/27/2016 8:34:36 AM, Face-of-the-deep wrote:
BACK WHEN THE WORLD WAS FLAT

Back when the world was flat, didn't know where it was at.
And if you sailed too far you might never come back.
Ah - Ah, back when the world was flat.
Back when they parted the sea, It's so strange to me,
how they walked right through the mud, what a hyperbole.
Ah - Ah, when they parted the sea.
**CHORUS**
**SUPERSTITIOUS RAMBLING OF ANCIENT CAVE DWELLERS
MYTHOLOGICAL TALES OF GOAT BREEDING NOMADS**
SUPERSTITIOUS RAMBLING OF FORTUNE TELLERS
MYTHOLOGICAL TALES OF HEAT STRICKEN PILGRIMS**
Back when they built the ark, and there was nowhere to park,
Because it rained for forty days and there was no landmark.
Ah - Ah, back when they built the ark.
Back when there's Adam and Eve, unto each other did cleave.
They had incestuous children, no other way to conceive
Ah - Ah, when there was Adam and Eve.**CHORUS**
Back when the world was flat, didn't know where it was at.
So they wrote The Bible and then they said "that was that"
Ah ah, back when the world was flat.

Copyright July, 2007 J.G.Miles (Cardboard Silhouettes)

Very nice. *Applauds*