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bulproof
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10/28/2016 7:11:33 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
The hole you occupy is the universe, now tell me again how the hole is a perfect fit for you.
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Emgaol
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10/28/2016 11:33:16 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 10/28/2016 7:11:33 AM, bulproof wrote:
The hole you occupy is the universe, now tell me again how the hole is a perfect fit for you.
Isn't it amazing how everything seems to fit together? My computer fits perfectly on my table which was designed so perfectly to have a level flat surface designed to suit my computer plus additional space for other things like my papers, my books, my pens, my coffee cups etc.

That my car was designed so perfectly for me that a key in my possession fits perfectly in the car's ignition and when turned in just the right manner starts the engine and allows me to drive on roads designed specifically to allow me to go just where I want to go.

It's ... it's ... just so amazing that everything fits to the way I choose to lead my life. That the air was made just for me.

The air wasn't designed for fish cause they just die, but gee, it suits me so perfectly that I can even breathe it while I'm asleep. Amazing!!!

It just must've ... I say must've been designed for me. Even my clothes were designed to fit me so perfectly, any smaller and they wouldn't fit, any bigger and they'd fall off. It's just amazing!!!!

Just think, if the table was just 1% off level, things would just roll off it. If the key was just 1% shorter or 1% longer it wouldn't start my car. If the road was 1% shorter, I wouldn't be able to drive to the shop.

I mean, ... I mean, ... it all just fits sooooo perfectly!
Someone designed it all just for me.
Morality is doing what is right, regardless of what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, regardless of what is right.
Willows
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10/28/2016 11:58:29 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 10/28/2016 11:33:16 AM, Emgaol wrote:
At 10/28/2016 7:11:33 AM, bulproof wrote:
The hole you occupy is the universe, now tell me again how the hole is a perfect fit for you.
Isn't it amazing how everything seems to fit together? My computer fits perfectly on my table which was designed so perfectly to have a level flat surface designed to suit my computer plus additional space for other things like my papers, my books, my pens, my coffee cups etc.

That my car was designed so perfectly for me that a key in my possession fits perfectly in the car's ignition and when turned in just the right manner starts the engine and allows me to drive on roads designed specifically to allow me to go just where I want to go.

It's ... it's ... just so amazing that everything fits to the way I choose to lead my life. That the air was made just for me.

The air wasn't designed for fish cause they just die, but gee, it suits me so perfectly that I can even breathe it while I'm asleep. Amazing!!!

It just must've ... I say must've been designed for me. Even my clothes were designed to fit me so perfectly, any smaller and they wouldn't fit, any bigger and they'd fall off. It's just amazing!!!!

Just think, if the table was just 1% off level, things would just roll off it. If the key was just 1% shorter or 1% longer it wouldn't start my car. If the road was 1% shorter, I wouldn't be able to drive to the shop.

I mean, ... I mean, ... it all just fits sooooo perfectly!
Someone designed it all just for me.

In fact, if you had less than half a brain you would swear that life was designed.
Emgaol
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10/28/2016 12:04:28 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 10/28/2016 11:58:29 AM, Willows wrote:
At 10/28/2016 11:33:16 AM, Emgaol wrote:
At 10/28/2016 7:11:33 AM, bulproof wrote:
The hole you occupy is the universe, now tell me again how the hole is a perfect fit for you.
Isn't it amazing how everything seems to fit together? My computer fits perfectly on my table which was designed so perfectly to have a level flat surface designed to suit my computer plus additional space for other things like my papers, my books, my pens, my coffee cups etc.

That my car was designed so perfectly for me that a key in my possession fits perfectly in the car's ignition and when turned in just the right manner starts the engine and allows me to drive on roads designed specifically to allow me to go just where I want to go.

It's ... it's ... just so amazing that everything fits to the way I choose to lead my life. That the air was made just for me.

The air wasn't designed for fish cause they just die, but gee, it suits me so perfectly that I can even breathe it while I'm asleep. Amazing!!!

It just must've ... I say must've been designed for me. Even my clothes were designed to fit me so perfectly, any smaller and they wouldn't fit, any bigger and they'd fall off. It's just amazing!!!!

Just think, if the table was just 1% off level, things would just roll off it. If the key was just 1% shorter or 1% longer it wouldn't start my car. If the road was 1% shorter, I wouldn't be able to drive to the shop.

I mean, ... I mean, ... it all just fits sooooo perfectly!
Someone designed it all just for me.

In fact, if you had less than half a brain you would swear that life was designed.
Wow!!! How lucky am I?
Morality is doing what is right, regardless of what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, regardless of what is right.
bulproof
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10/28/2016 12:34:04 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
You guys are just takin' the piss.
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.
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Skeptical1
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10/28/2016 12:36:00 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 10/28/2016 12:04:28 PM, Emgaol wrote:
At 10/28/2016 11:58:29 AM, Willows wrote:
At 10/28/2016 11:33:16 AM, Emgaol wrote:
At 10/28/2016 7:11:33 AM, bulproof wrote:
The hole you occupy is the universe, now tell me again how the hole is a perfect fit for you.
Isn't it amazing how everything seems to fit together? My computer fits perfectly on my table which was designed so perfectly to have a level flat surface designed to suit my computer plus additional space for other things like my papers, my books, my pens, my coffee cups etc.

That my car was designed so perfectly for me that a key in my possession fits perfectly in the car's ignition and when turned in just the right manner starts the engine and allows me to drive on roads designed specifically to allow me to go just where I want to go.

It's ... it's ... just so amazing that everything fits to the way I choose to lead my life. That the air was made just for me.

The air wasn't designed for fish cause they just die, but gee, it suits me so perfectly that I can even breathe it while I'm asleep. Amazing!!!

It just must've ... I say must've been designed for me. Even my clothes were designed to fit me so perfectly, any smaller and they wouldn't fit, any bigger and they'd fall off. It's just amazing!!!!

Just think, if the table was just 1% off level, things would just roll off it. If the key was just 1% shorter or 1% longer it wouldn't start my car. If the road was 1% shorter, I wouldn't be able to drive to the shop.

I mean, ... I mean, ... it all just fits sooooo perfectly!
Someone designed it all just for me.

In fact, if you had less than half a brain you would swear that life was designed.
Wow!!! How lucky am I?

I'm loving this "intelligent design" game! Can I play too?

- If men didn't have nipples, then gender reassignment surgery would cost so much more than it does now.

- If we didn't have wisdom teeth, with modern dental hygiene, dentists would starve.

- If the Mexican blind fish (which lives in total darkness) needed to see, it would be born with eyes. Wait - what's that? Oops!

- If emus, ostriches, cassowaries and kiwis didn't have wings, they wouldn't be able to fly. And how about those penguins, eh?

- If children weren't occasionally born with tails (we all have them, it's just that once in a while they are really noticeable), then the good church folk of the middle ages would have had to find another reason to murder them and their mothers.

Wow, this is amazing. A purpose for everything. I'm off to church, hallelujah!
Emgaol
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10/28/2016 1:11:09 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 10/28/2016 12:36:00 PM, Skeptical1 wrote:


I'm loving this "intelligent design" game! Can I play too?

- If men didn't have nipples, then gender reassignment surgery would cost so much more than it does now.

- If we didn't have wisdom teeth, with modern dental hygiene, dentists would starve.

- If the Mexican blind fish (which lives in total darkness) needed to see, it would be born with eyes. Wait - what's that? Oops!

- If emus, ostriches, cassowaries and kiwis didn't have wings, they wouldn't be able to fly. And how about those penguins, eh?

- If children weren't occasionally born with tails (we all have them, it's just that once in a while they are really noticeable), then the good church folk of the middle ages would have had to find another reason to murder them and their mothers.

Wow, this is amazing. A purpose for everything. I'm off to church, hallelujah!
I once knew a guy who had 3 nipples! How cool is that. Just think, he could have 3 nipple piercings, what a lucky guy.
Morality is doing what is right, regardless of what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, regardless of what is right.
bulproof
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11/1/2016 5:43:34 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
Yo IDers don't keep running away from threads specifically designed for you to make your case.
Front and centre.
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.
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lannan13
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11/1/2016 5:45:38 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 10/28/2016 7:11:33 AM, bulproof wrote:
The hole you occupy is the universe, now tell me again how the hole is a perfect fit for you.

Creation?
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If the sky's the limit then why do we have footprints on the Moon? I'm shooting my aspirations for the stars.

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bulproof
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11/1/2016 5:51:58 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 11/1/2016 5:45:38 AM, lannan13 wrote:
At 10/28/2016 7:11:33 AM, bulproof wrote:
The hole you occupy is the universe, now tell me again how the hole is a perfect fit for you.

Creation?
And of course we know that isn't true.
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.
George Bernard Shaw
lannan13
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11/1/2016 6:02:57 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 11/1/2016 5:51:58 AM, bulproof wrote:
At 11/1/2016 5:45:38 AM, lannan13 wrote:
At 10/28/2016 7:11:33 AM, bulproof wrote:
The hole you occupy is the universe, now tell me again how the hole is a perfect fit for you.

Creation?
And of course we know that isn't true.

Then what is your solution. The way you phrased it makes it seem like you are making a Pro-Creationist argument.
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If the sky's the limit then why do we have footprints on the Moon? I'm shooting my aspirations for the stars.

"If you are going through hell, keep going." "Sir Winston Churchill

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." "Eleanor Roosevelt

Topics I want to debate. (http://tinyurl.com...)
bulproof
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11/8/2016 5:52:12 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
C'mon godists, why does the hole fit your puddle so perfectly, why the answer is design obviously do you all agree?
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.
George Bernard Shaw