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Deb-8-A-Bull
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11/5/2016 9:12:47 PM
Posted: 4 weeks ago
If everyone is allocated 100 gold heaven coins when they are born.
And it cost 101 golden heaven coins to enter heaven.
FOR example

FOR.
Helping a old lady across the road ( +1 coin )
Helping a fellow man ( + 1 to 20 coins )
Believing in God ( + 25 coins )
Reading the Bible ( + 15 coins )
Giving money to your church ( +1 coin per $1000 dollars )

AGAINST.
not believing in God ( - 25 coins )
Harming a person ( - 25 coins )
Not giving money ( -100 coins )
Entering into a same sex relationship ( - 10 000 000 coins )

Is there anywhere I can get a gold heaven coin balance/ statement. ?
I understand if it costs 3 gold heaven coins for a statement.
We need a coin scoring system in place. AND free quarterly statements that show all deposits and withdrawals.
It's just I haven't a clue where I'm at.
What do you think your gold heaven coin balance is ?

If the point system ran in conjunction with the bible.
Wich it should.
Maybe the scoring would go along the lines of.

( - 30 coins ) for treating women with respect.
( - 50 coins ) for releasing your slave into the wild.

Imagine the OT scoring system .
We need clarification.
dee-em
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11/5/2016 11:24:54 PM
Posted: 4 weeks ago
At 11/5/2016 9:12:47 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
If everyone is allocated 100 gold heaven coins when they are born.
And it cost 101 golden heaven coins to enter heaven.
FOR example

FOR.
Helping a old lady across the road ( +1 coin )
Helping a fellow man ( + 1 to 20 coins )
Believing in God ( + 25 coins )
Reading the Bible ( + 15 coins )
Giving money to your church ( +1 coin per $1000 dollars )


AGAINST.
not believing in God ( - 25 coins )
Harming a person ( - 25 coins )
Not giving money ( -100 coins )
Entering into a same sex relationship ( - 10 000 000 coins )

Is there anywhere I can get a gold heaven coin balance/ statement. ?
I understand if it costs 3 gold heaven coins for a statement.
We need a coin scoring system in place. AND free quarterly statements that show all deposits and withdrawals.
It's just I haven't a clue where I'm at.
What do you think your gold heaven coin balance is ?

If the point system ran in conjunction with the bible.
Wich it should.
Maybe the scoring would go along the lines of.

( - 30 coins ) for treating women with respect.
( - 50 coins ) for releasing your slave into the wild.

Imagine the OT scoring system .
We need clarification.

My admittedly vague understanding is that there is a ledger and no gold coins are involved. God is monitoring 7 billion human beings 24/7 everywhere and tallies are continually being placed in that ledger. When you die an accountant at the pearly gates goes through your ledger totaling up all the pluses and minuses. If you score below zero (-0.0000...1 is a fail) then down you go to eternal punishment. If you score above zero (+0.0000...1 is good enough) then you get entry into the heavenly club. Don't ask me what happens to the zero scores. Perhaps that is when a gold coin is tossed?

Now, would you like to discuss another fairy tale such as Goldilocks and the Three Bears?
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11/6/2016 12:21:33 AM
Posted: 4 weeks ago
At 11/5/2016 9:12:47 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
If everyone is allocated 100 gold heaven coins when they are born.
And it cost 101 golden heaven coins to enter heaven.
FOR example

FOR.
Helping a old lady across the road ( +1 coin )
Helping a fellow man ( + 1 to 20 coins )
Believing in God ( + 25 coins )
Reading the Bible ( + 15 coins )
Giving money to your church ( +1 coin per $1000 dollars )


AGAINST.
not believing in God ( - 25 coins )
Harming a person ( - 25 coins )
Not giving money ( -100 coins )
Entering into a same sex relationship ( - 10 000 000 coins )

Is there anywhere I can get a gold heaven coin balance/ statement. ?
I understand if it costs 3 gold heaven coins for a statement.
We need a coin scoring system in place. AND free quarterly statements that show all deposits and withdrawals.
It's just I haven't a clue where I'm at.
What do you think your gold heaven coin balance is ?

If the point system ran in conjunction with the bible.
Wich it should.
Maybe the scoring would go along the lines of.

( - 30 coins ) for treating women with respect.
( - 50 coins ) for releasing your slave into the wild.

Imagine the OT scoring system .
We need clarification.

It's quite simple, believe or burn.
Willows
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11/6/2016 12:57:37 AM
Posted: 4 weeks ago
At 11/5/2016 9:12:47 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
If everyone is allocated 100 gold heaven coins when they are born.
And it cost 101 golden heaven coins to enter heaven.
FOR example

FOR.
Helping a old lady across the road ( +1 coin )
Helping a fellow man ( + 1 to 20 coins )
Believing in God ( + 25 coins )
Reading the Bible ( + 15 coins )
Giving money to your church ( +1 coin per $1000 dollars )


AGAINST.
not believing in God ( - 25 coins )
Harming a person ( - 25 coins )
Not giving money ( -100 coins )
Entering into a same sex relationship ( - 10 000 000 coins )

Is there anywhere I can get a gold heaven coin balance/ statement. ?
I understand if it costs 3 gold heaven coins for a statement.
We need a coin scoring system in place. AND free quarterly statements that show all deposits and withdrawals.
It's just I haven't a clue where I'm at.
What do you think your gold heaven coin balance is ?

If the point system ran in conjunction with the bible.
Wich it should.
Maybe the scoring would go along the lines of.

( - 30 coins ) for treating women with respect.
( - 50 coins ) for releasing your slave into the wild.

Imagine the OT scoring system .
We need clarification.

You are not far off the mark with what the Catholics, until recently, practiced.

I'm sure that a kind Catholic member, having just returned this morning from chewing on a piece of Baker's Delight and sucking on a bit of red cordial could correct me on the finer points, but:

Did they not have a system whereby you could go down to your local Catholic priest and pay him to get yourself out of the poop?

You would collect a certain number of vouchers which would guarantee entry into the ultimate executive club when you are all done and dusted.
Silly_Billy
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11/6/2016 1:02:26 AM
Posted: 4 weeks ago
At 11/5/2016 11:24:54 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 11/5/2016 9:12:47 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
If everyone is allocated 100 gold heaven coins when they are born.
And it cost 101 golden heaven coins to enter heaven.
FOR example

FOR.
Helping a old lady across the road ( +1 coin )
Helping a fellow man ( + 1 to 20 coins )
Believing in God ( + 25 coins )
Reading the Bible ( + 15 coins )
Giving money to your church ( +1 coin per $1000 dollars )


AGAINST.
not believing in God ( - 25 coins )
Harming a person ( - 25 coins )
Not giving money ( -100 coins )
Entering into a same sex relationship ( - 10 000 000 coins )

Is there anywhere I can get a gold heaven coin balance/ statement. ?
I understand if it costs 3 gold heaven coins for a statement.
We need a coin scoring system in place. AND free quarterly statements that show all deposits and withdrawals.
It's just I haven't a clue where I'm at.
What do you think your gold heaven coin balance is ?

If the point system ran in conjunction with the bible.
Wich it should.
Maybe the scoring would go along the lines of.

( - 30 coins ) for treating women with respect.
( - 50 coins ) for releasing your slave into the wild.

Imagine the OT scoring system .
We need clarification.

My admittedly vague understanding is that there is a ledger and no gold coins are involved. God is monitoring 7 billion human beings 24/7 everywhere and tallies are continually being placed in that ledger. When you die an accountant at the pearly gates goes through your ledger totaling up all the pluses and minuses. If you score below zero (-0.0000...1 is a fail) then down you go to eternal punishment. If you score above zero (+0.0000...1 is good enough) then you get entry into the heavenly club. Don't ask me what happens to the zero scores. Perhaps that is when a gold coin is tossed?

Now, would you like to discuss another fairy tale such as Goldilocks and the Three Bears?

That is complete and utter HUMBUG! God has countless of Elfes to do the work for him, such as building Toy Fire Engine Trucks out of recycled waste-products and... no wait, that's Santa. DAMN, wrong one.
Deb-8-A-Bull
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11/6/2016 1:21:36 AM
Posted: 4 weeks ago
At 11/6/2016 12:57:37 AM, Willows wrote:
At 11/5/2016 9:12:47 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
If everyone is allocated 100 gold heaven coins when they are born.
And it cost 101 golden heaven coins to enter heaven.
FOR example

FOR.
Helping a old lady across the road ( +1 coin )
Helping a fellow man ( + 1 to 20 coins )
Believing in God ( + 25 coins )
Reading the Bible ( + 15 coins )
Giving money to your church ( +1 coin per $1000 dollars )


AGAINST.
not believing in God ( - 25 coins )
Harming a person ( - 25 coins )
Not giving money ( -100 coins )
Entering into a same sex relationship ( - 10 000 000 coins )

Is there anywhere I can get a gold heaven coin balance/ statement. ?
I understand if it costs 3 gold heaven coins for a statement.
We need a coin scoring system in place. AND free quarterly statements that show all deposits and withdrawals.
It's just I haven't a clue where I'm at.
What do you think your gold heaven coin balance is ?

If the point system ran in conjunction with the bible.
Wich it should.
Maybe the scoring would go along the lines of.

( - 30 coins ) for treating women with respect.
( - 50 coins ) for releasing your slave into the wild.

Imagine the OT scoring system .
We need clarification.

You are not far off the mark with what the Catholics, until recently, practiced.

I'm sure that a kind Catholic member, having just returned this morning from chewing on a piece of Baker's Delight and sucking on a bit of red cordial could correct me on the finer points, but:

Did they not have a system whereby you could go down to your local Catholic priest and pay him to get yourself out of the poop?

You would collect a certain number of vouchers which would guarantee entry into the ultimate executive club when you are all done and dusted.

I'm just going to flat out lie to get into heaven.
I don't believe his kept score properly.
I'll hang out there for about, half of eternity,and the other half , I'll just walk around.
Sorry to mention this , but what are you going to get up to when you die ?
Deb-8-A-Bull
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11/6/2016 1:28:59 AM
Posted: 4 weeks ago
At 11/6/2016 12:57:37 AM, Willows wrote:
At 11/5/2016 9:12:47 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
If everyone is allocated 100 gold heaven coins when they are born.
And it cost 101 golden heaven coins to enter heaven.
FOR example

FOR.
Helping a old lady across the road ( +1 coin )
Helping a fellow man ( + 1 to 20 coins )
Believing in God ( + 25 coins )
Reading the Bible ( + 15 coins )
Giving money to your church ( +1 coin per $1000 dollars )


AGAINST.
not believing in God ( - 25 coins )
Harming a person ( - 25 coins )
Not giving money ( -100 coins )
Entering into a same sex relationship ( - 10 000 000 coins )

Is there anywhere I can get a gold heaven coin balance/ statement. ?
I understand if it costs 3 gold heaven coins for a statement.
We need a coin scoring system in place. AND free quarterly statements that show all deposits and withdrawals.
It's just I haven't a clue where I'm at.
What do you think your gold heaven coin balance is ?

If the point system ran in conjunction with the bible.
Wich it should.
Maybe the scoring would go along the lines of.

( - 30 coins ) for treating women with respect.
( - 50 coins ) for releasing your slave into the wild.

Imagine the OT scoring system .
We need clarification.

You are not far off the mark with what the Catholics, until recently, practiced.

I'm sure that a kind Catholic member, having just returned this morning from chewing on a piece of Baker's Delight and sucking on a bit of red cordial could correct me on the finer points, but:

Did they not have a system whereby you could go down to your local Catholic priest and pay him to get yourself out of the poop?

You would collect a certain number of vouchers which would guarantee entry into the ultimate executive club when you are all done and dusted.

But like you've mentioned before , If God ask , ( what religion are you. ) I got a 1 in 1000 chance of picking correctly. I'm probably going to go with christian but.
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11/6/2016 5:27:23 AM
Posted: 4 weeks ago
At 11/5/2016 9:12:47 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:

Tell a lie -10
Tell the truth -40
Fornicate with your neighbour -20
Fornicate with yourself -50
Fornicate with an altarboy after catechism class +500
Rob a bank -100
Rape (excluding altarboys) -200
Murder -500

Say "I'm sorry" +10,000

Sola fide!
Willows
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11/6/2016 7:07:30 AM
Posted: 4 weeks ago
At 11/6/2016 1:21:36 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
At 11/6/2016 12:57:37 AM, Willows wrote:
At 11/5/2016 9:12:47 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
If everyone is allocated 100 gold heaven coins when they are born.
And it cost 101 golden heaven coins to enter heaven.
FOR example

FOR.
Helping a old lady across the road ( +1 coin )
Helping a fellow man ( + 1 to 20 coins )
Believing in God ( + 25 coins )
Reading the Bible ( + 15 coins )
Giving money to your church ( +1 coin per $1000 dollars )


AGAINST.
not believing in God ( - 25 coins )
Harming a person ( - 25 coins )
Not giving money ( -100 coins )
Entering into a same sex relationship ( - 10 000 000 coins )

Is there anywhere I can get a gold heaven coin balance/ statement. ?
I understand if it costs 3 gold heaven coins for a statement.
We need a coin scoring system in place. AND free quarterly statements that show all deposits and withdrawals.
It's just I haven't a clue where I'm at.
What do you think your gold heaven coin balance is ?

If the point system ran in conjunction with the bible.
Wich it should.
Maybe the scoring would go along the lines of.

( - 30 coins ) for treating women with respect.
( - 50 coins ) for releasing your slave into the wild.

Imagine the OT scoring system .
We need clarification.

You are not far off the mark with what the Catholics, until recently, practiced.

I'm sure that a kind Catholic member, having just returned this morning from chewing on a piece of Baker's Delight and sucking on a bit of red cordial could correct me on the finer points, but:

Did they not have a system whereby you could go down to your local Catholic priest and pay him to get yourself out of the poop?

You would collect a certain number of vouchers which would guarantee entry into the ultimate executive club when you are all done and dusted.

I'm just going to flat out lie to get into heaven.
I don't believe his kept score properly.
I'll hang out there for about, half of eternity,and the other half , I'll just walk around.
Sorry to mention this , but what are you going to get up to when you die ?

Oh, I thought I would do a bit of gardening you know.
Like pushing up daisies.
So long as they bury me with my favorite Stratocaster, I'll be happy.
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11/6/2016 11:04:22 AM
Posted: 4 weeks ago
At 11/6/2016 7:07:30 AM, Willows wrote:
At 11/6/2016 1:21:36 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
At 11/6/2016 12:57:37 AM, Willows wrote:
At 11/5/2016 9:12:47 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
If everyone is allocated 100 gold heaven coins when they are born.
And it cost 101 golden heaven coins to enter heaven.
FOR example

FOR.
Helping a old lady across the road ( +1 coin )
Helping a fellow man ( + 1 to 20 coins )
Believing in God ( + 25 coins )
Reading the Bible ( + 15 coins )
Giving money to your church ( +1 coin per $1000 dollars )


AGAINST.
not believing in God ( - 25 coins )
Harming a person ( - 25 coins )
Not giving money ( -100 coins )
Entering into a same sex relationship ( - 10 000 000 coins )

Is there anywhere I can get a gold heaven coin balance/ statement. ?
I understand if it costs 3 gold heaven coins for a statement.
We need a coin scoring system in place. AND free quarterly statements that show all deposits and withdrawals.
It's just I haven't a clue where I'm at.
What do you think your gold heaven coin balance is ?

If the point system ran in conjunction with the bible.
Wich it should.
Maybe the scoring would go along the lines of.

( - 30 coins ) for treating women with respect.
( - 50 coins ) for releasing your slave into the wild.

Imagine the OT scoring system .
We need clarification.

You are not far off the mark with what the Catholics, until recently, practiced.

I'm sure that a kind Catholic member, having just returned this morning from chewing on a piece of Baker's Delight and sucking on a bit of red cordial could correct me on the finer points, but:

Did they not have a system whereby you could go down to your local Catholic priest and pay him to get yourself out of the poop?

You would collect a certain number of vouchers which would guarantee entry into the ultimate executive club when you are all done and dusted.

I'm just going to flat out lie to get into heaven.
I don't believe his kept score properly.
I'll hang out there for about, half of eternity,and the other half , I'll just walk around.
Sorry to mention this , but what are you going to get up to when you die ?

Oh, I thought I would do a bit of gardening you know.
Like pushing up daisies.
So long as they bury me with my favorite Stratocaster, I'll be happy.
How long do ya think I'll let that stay in the box with ya? It's OK I won't steal it I'll leave a cheque.
Religion is just mind control. George Carlin
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11/6/2016 9:14:12 PM
Posted: 4 weeks ago
At 11/5/2016 9:12:47 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
We need clarification.

Bible says:

These will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.
Mat. 25:46

For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
Romans 6:23