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Hail to Atum/Ptah who is Ra, the true God!

Nalex
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11/10/2016 11:38:07 PM
Posted: 3 weeks ago
Long ago, they(humans) believed, there had been nothing but the dark swirling waters of chaos stretching into eternity. Out of this chaos (Nu) rose the primordial hill, known as the Ben-Ben, upon which stood the great god Atum (some versions say the god was Ptah). Atum looked upon the nothingness and recognized his aloneness, and so he mated with his own shadow to give birth to two children, Shu (god of air, whom Atum spat out) and Tefnut (goddess of moisture, whom Atum vomited out). Shu gave to the early world the principles of life while Tefnut contributed the principles of order. Leaving their father on the Ben-Ben, they set out to establish the world.

http://www.ancient.eu...
janesix
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11/11/2016 5:32:03 PM
Posted: 3 weeks ago
At 11/10/2016 11:38:07 PM, Nalex wrote:
Long ago, they(humans) believed, there had been nothing but the dark swirling waters of chaos stretching into eternity. Out of this chaos (Nu) rose the primordial hill, known as the Ben-Ben, upon which stood the great god Atum (some versions say the god was Ptah). Atum looked upon the nothingness and recognized his aloneness, and so he mated with his own shadow to give birth to two children, Shu (god of air, whom Atum spat out) and Tefnut (goddess of moisture, whom Atum vomited out). Shu gave to the early world the principles of life while Tefnut contributed the principles of order. Leaving their father on the Ben-Ben, they set out to establish the world.

http://www.ancient.eu...

It is said Ptah masturbated the world into existance.
Casten
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11/11/2016 6:13:05 PM
Posted: 3 weeks ago
So the world was either vomited, masturbated, or hocked like a loogie into existence. Lovely.
janesix
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11/11/2016 7:03:07 PM
Posted: 3 weeks ago
At 11/11/2016 6:13:05 PM, Casten wrote:
So the world was either vomited, masturbated, or hocked like a loogie into existence. Lovely.
At least it wasnt pooped into existance.
Casten
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11/11/2016 7:25:55 PM
Posted: 3 weeks ago
At 11/11/2016 7:03:07 PM, janesix wrote:
At 11/11/2016 6:13:05 PM, Casten wrote:
So the world was either vomited, masturbated, or hocked like a loogie into existence. Lovely.
At least it wasnt pooped into existance.

I was bracing for that one next. Perhaps phrased in the worst way possible. "For Ptah squatted upon the void and slowly squeezed out the world-turd through the divine sphincter, with many wet releases of gas, and it plopped upon the void and became the Earth. Hail Ptah!"
KwLm
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11/11/2016 8:11:34 PM
Posted: 3 weeks ago
At 11/11/2016 7:25:55 PM, Casten wrote:
At 11/11/2016 7:03:07 PM, janesix wrote:
At 11/11/2016 6:13:05 PM, Casten wrote:
So the world was either vomited, masturbated, or hocked like a loogie into existence. Lovely.
At least it wasnt pooped into existance.

I was bracing for that one next. Perhaps phrased in the worst way possible. "For Ptah squatted upon the void and slowly squeezed out the world-turd through the divine sphincter, with many wet releases of gas, and it plopped upon the void and became the Earth. Hail Ptah!"

Shu and Atum were siblings, they had sex and the deformity that was produced from this was earth, yay
Casten
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11/11/2016 8:32:41 PM
Posted: 3 weeks ago
At 11/11/2016 8:11:34 PM, KwLm wrote:
At 11/11/2016 7:25:55 PM, Casten wrote:
At 11/11/2016 7:03:07 PM, janesix wrote:
At 11/11/2016 6:13:05 PM, Casten wrote:
So the world was either vomited, masturbated, or hocked like a loogie into existence. Lovely.
At least it wasnt pooped into existance.

I was bracing for that one next. Perhaps phrased in the worst way possible. "For Ptah squatted upon the void and slowly squeezed out the world-turd through the divine sphincter, with many wet releases of gas, and it plopped upon the void and became the Earth. Hail Ptah!"

Shu and Atum were siblings, they had sex and the deformity that was produced from this was earth, yay

Yeah, sure, why not, I was wondering when incest would join the party.
KwLm
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11/11/2016 8:38:32 PM
Posted: 3 weeks ago
At 11/11/2016 8:32:41 PM, Casten wrote:
At 11/11/2016 8:11:34 PM, KwLm wrote:
At 11/11/2016 7:25:55 PM, Casten wrote:
At 11/11/2016 7:03:07 PM, janesix wrote:
At 11/11/2016 6:13:05 PM, Casten wrote:
So the world was either vomited, masturbated, or hocked like a loogie into existence. Lovely.
At least it wasnt pooped into existance.

I was bracing for that one next. Perhaps phrased in the worst way possible. "For Ptah squatted upon the void and slowly squeezed out the world-turd through the divine sphincter, with many wet releases of gas, and it plopped upon the void and became the Earth. Hail Ptah!"

Shu and Atum were siblings, they had sex and the deformity that was produced from this was earth, yay

Yeah, sure, why not, I was wondering when incest would join the party.

Want to know the funny thing, that's actually how the story goes
Casten
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11/11/2016 8:45:02 PM
Posted: 3 weeks ago
At 11/11/2016 8:38:32 PM, KwLm wrote:
At 11/11/2016 8:32:41 PM, Casten wrote:
At 11/11/2016 8:11:34 PM, KwLm wrote:
At 11/11/2016 7:25:55 PM, Casten wrote:
At 11/11/2016 7:03:07 PM, janesix wrote:
At 11/11/2016 6:13:05 PM, Casten wrote:
So the world was either vomited, masturbated, or hocked like a loogie into existence. Lovely.
At least it wasnt pooped into existance.

I was bracing for that one next. Perhaps phrased in the worst way possible. "For Ptah squatted upon the void and slowly squeezed out the world-turd through the divine sphincter, with many wet releases of gas, and it plopped upon the void and became the Earth. Hail Ptah!"

Shu and Atum were siblings, they had sex and the deformity that was produced from this was earth, yay

Yeah, sure, why not, I was wondering when incest would join the party.

Want to know the funny thing, that's actually how the story goes

Why the hell was the Earth called a "deformity."
KwLm
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11/11/2016 10:11:07 PM
Posted: 3 weeks ago
At 11/11/2016 8:45:02 PM, Casten wrote:
At 11/11/2016 8:38:32 PM, KwLm wrote:
At 11/11/2016 8:32:41 PM, Casten wrote:
At 11/11/2016 8:11:34 PM, KwLm wrote:
At 11/11/2016 7:25:55 PM, Casten wrote:
At 11/11/2016 7:03:07 PM, janesix wrote:
At 11/11/2016 6:13:05 PM, Casten wrote:
So the world was either vomited, masturbated, or hocked like a loogie into existence. Lovely.
At least it wasnt pooped into existance.

I was bracing for that one next. Perhaps phrased in the worst way possible. "For Ptah squatted upon the void and slowly squeezed out the world-turd through the divine sphincter, with many wet releases of gas, and it plopped upon the void and became the Earth. Hail Ptah!"

Shu and Atum were siblings, they had sex and the deformity that was produced from this was earth, yay

Yeah, sure, why not, I was wondering when incest would join the party.

Want to know the funny thing, that's actually how the story goes

Why the hell was the Earth called a "deformity."

Ha, no I called it a deformity as its not exactly a sphere, oh and I meant to say Tefnut not Atum cause Atum was the daddy