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if Adam was decieved how would he be pregnant

Artur
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11/29/2016 7:11:25 PM
Posted: 5 days ago
as we know from the "unpornographic" word of god (aka bible) Eve was decieved and was obliged to be a pregnant, to give a birth.

I wonder, if snake decieved Adam how would female make us pregnant? could they have ejaculated something via the tube of a male genital organ? HOw would males give birth to babies? via their backdoor exit genital part?
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Artur
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11/29/2016 7:13:01 PM
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I imagine, Adam was decieved and females make us pregnant.

They ejaculate on the hole of male genital organ and say "oh my God, not bullseye. so, my liquid has gone into outside of your pipe. let us try again"
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Quadrunner
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11/29/2016 11:32:56 PM
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At 11/29/2016 7:11:25 PM, Artur wrote:
as we know from the "unpornographic" word of god (aka bible) Eve was decieved and was obliged to be a pregnant, to give a birth.

I wonder, if snake decieved Adam how would female make us pregnant? could they have ejaculated something via the tube of a male genital organ? HOw would males give birth to babies? via their backdoor exit genital part?

Females would still give birth. It would be normal, not unusually awful like it is now...guys would pass a stone or something from sex and be ruled forever by feminazis

Have you ever thought about how accurate it is that the fruit of knowledge is what lead to painful large headed childbirths?
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Gentorev
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11/30/2016 3:23:53 AM
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At 11/29/2016 7:11:25 PM, Artur wrote:
as we know from the "unpornographic" word of god (aka bible) Eve was decieved and was obliged to be a pregnant, to give a birth.

I wonder, if snake decieved Adam how would female make us pregnant? could they have ejaculated something via the tube of a male genital organ? HOw would males give birth to babies? via their backdoor exit genital part?

First of all, we know from scripture, that it was not Adam who was deceived, it was the woman who was deceived and broke God's command.

And it was not because she was deceived that she was obliged to become pregnant, God had previously commanded the pair be fruitful and multiply, and of all the animals on the earth, it was only the females who became pregnant.

The penalty that the woman received for allowing herself to be deceived, was that the pain of child birth would be greatly increased.
joopy
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11/30/2016 3:53:08 AM
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At 11/29/2016 7:11:25 PM, Artur wrote:
As we know from the "unpornographic" word of god (aka bible) Eve was deceived and was obliged to become pregnant; to give birth.

Interesting comment. Read Song of Songs if you're so sure the Bible is, as you put it, "unpornographic." Anyway, not quite sure where in the Bible you're sourcing this; my own recollection of the story is that Eve was deceived into eating from the Tree of Life; which God had forbidden her to do. Because of her sin, God declared that her pregnancy and labour will be painful. This doesn't mean that she wouldn't have got pregnant if she hadn't sinned.

I wonder, if the snake had deceived Adam, how would females make men pregnant? Could they have ejaculated something via the tube of a male genital organ? How would males give birth to babies? Via their backdoor exit genital part?

Um. Pretty sure I answered that above, but just to be sure, the change described in Genesis 3 is that Eve's labour would be painful, not that she would all of a sudden have children instead of Adam. So Adam would never have given birth, so your speculation is, thankfully, false.
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Deb-8-A-Bull
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11/30/2016 8:00:01 AM
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(WHO WAS DECIEVED ?)
Was it Adam ?
OR could it of been the one that slivers ?
Maybe it was Eve. ?

This sounds like a question that can be best asked to , and answered by a mirror.
Give it a go.
Gentorev
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11/30/2016 12:01:58 PM
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At 11/30/2016 8:00:01 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
(WHO WAS DECIEVED ?)
Was it Adam ?
OR could it of been the one that slivers ?
Maybe it was Eve. ?

This sounds like a question that can be best asked to , and answered by a mirror.
Give it a go.

DECEIVED, DECEIVES, DECEIVING, DEGEIVABILITY, DECEIVABLE, DECEIVABLY, DECEIVER, DECEIVINGLY. The E before the I my friend, But not in friend my friend, where the I comes before the E.
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11/30/2016 12:38:37 PM
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At 11/30/2016 12:01:58 PM, Gentorev wrote:
At 11/30/2016 8:00:01 AM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
(WHO WAS DECIEVED ?)
Was it Adam ?
OR could it of been the one that slivers ?
Maybe it was Eve. ?

This sounds like a question that can be best asked to , and answered by a mirror.
Give it a go.

DECEIVED, DECEIVES, DECEIVING, DEGEIVABILITY, DECEIVABLE, DECEIVABLY, DECEIVER, DECEIVINGLY. The E before the I my friend, But not in friend my friend, where the I comes before the E.

So it's I before e except after c.
Just took note. Ty