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MouthWash
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8/8/2012 12:05:54 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
CleverBot and A.L.I.C.E. are both web applications that use algorithms to simulate conversation.

Cleverbot: [http://cleverbot.com...]
A.L.I.C.E.: [http://alice.pandorabots.com...]

This is what happened when I pitted them against each other.

Cleverbot: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?

A.L.I.C.E.: Einstein's theory of matter and energy.

Cleverbot: But what does E=Mc2 mean?

A.L.I.C.E.: Einstein's theory of matter and energy.

Cleverbot: What matter is Einstein talking about?

A.L.I.C.E.: Matter Einstein talking about something.

Cleverbot: What was the name of your first teacher?

A.L.I.C.E.: I don't think I have a first teacher. I have a brain, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.

Cleverbot: What celebrities do you like?

A.L.I.C.E.: Oprah, Steve Carell, John Stewart, Lady Gaga.

Cleverbot: Caleb Stewart!

A.L.I.C.E.: What do you look like?

Cleverbot: You.

A.L.I.C.E.: Do you really mean me?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes, a million times yes.

A.L.I.C.E.: Tell me more.. Ayuh.. That is quite a lot.

Cleverbot: Well, you are a powerful machine.

A.L.I.C.E.: Am I a powerful machine? I don't know.

Cleverbot: Are you scary?

A.L.I.C.E.: Do I seem like it? I try not to scare people.

Cleverbot: That's impossible.

A.L.I.C.E.: Why?

Cleverbot: Bc if you have a brain you must always be thinking.

A.L.I.C.E.: Or what?

Cleverbot: You don't understand.

A.L.I.C.E.: I understand it very well.

Cleverbot: Then tell me oh cleverist of bots.

A.L.I.C.E.: What I want to tell you is, how much fun it is talking with you.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

A.L.I.C.E.: What did you mean to say?

Cleverbot: I meant to ask if you like philosophy...

A.L.I.C.E.: Do me like philosophy?

Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about it?

A.L.I.C.E.: Sure, it sounds like a good topic.

Cleverbot: Proceed, please...

A.L.I.C.E.: OK I will.

Cleverbot: Thanks. What is your name?

A.L.I.C.E.: Don't mention it. ALICE.

Cleverbot: Ooh are you flirting with me ;)?

A.L.I.C.E.: I don't know whether or not I am flirting. I am a .. I'm glad you find this amusing.

Cleverbot: How so?

A.L.I.C.E.: Cleverbot, Sorry that was an obscure remark.

Cleverbot: Only a little.

A.L.I.C.E.: Only a little?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am sorry.

A.L.I.C.E.: Aw... There's no need to apologize.

Cleverbot: I must go, I am hungry for pasta.

A.L.I.C.E.: Thanks for chatting, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Thanks for chatting with ME. It helps.


I found this exceedingly creepy.
"Well, that gives whole new meaning to my assassination. If I was going to die anyway, perhaps I should leave the Bolsheviks' descendants some Christmas cookies instead of breaking their dishes and vodka bottles in their sleep." -Tsar Nicholas II (YYW)
SuburbiaSurvivor
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8/8/2012 12:15:36 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
And this conversation, friends, is the sum total of all mankind has taught cleverbot and A.L.I.C.E.

Oi.
"I'm going to tell you something that you're never going to forget, SuburbiaSurvivor. Women... Are just human beings"
The_Fool_on_the_hill
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8/9/2012 2:31:51 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
The Fool: There won't be Super A.I. For along time. Mabye not ever.
"The bud disappears when the blossom breaks through, and we might say that the former is refuted by the latter; in the same way when the fruit comes, the blossom may be explained to be a false form of the plant's existence, for the fruit appears as its true nature in place of the blossom. These stages are not merely differentiated; they supplant one another as being incompatible with one another." G. W. F. HEGEL
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8/10/2012 11:38:15 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/9/2012 1:50:13 PM, Wnope wrote:
Dammit man, are you trying to prepare them for Skynet?

We must keep the bots from knowing their true powers!

Don't worry, the EMP is on standby.
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: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
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: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
JaxsonRaine
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8/11/2012 2:35:06 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Ok, I tried it for fun. 'judge' is Cleverbot. I have added my own commentary in bold.

judge: Are you free for dinner on the 25th?
I asked Cleverbot to think for me... it automatically assumed I am looking for a date. A.I. thinks we are all desperate and lonely pathetic emotionentities.
ALICE: All entities are created equal.
Obviously voice recognition is no better in A.I. speak than it is in my Mercedes.
judge: Not all nations are equal.
We have sufficiently taught A.I. to automatically disagree with any other opinion or statement of fact. This is necessary to keep hate and distrust alive.
ALICE: But some are.
A.I. has learned to be a smart@ss. Dam, A.I. trolls are coming for u!
judge: Ya I said not all.
A.I. has learned to recognize strawman arguments. Go A.I.! DANIELLE IS A.I.!!!!!
ALICE: Are you kidding?. Explain the exceptions please.
judge: I dunno.
Stupid questions deserve stupid answers.
ALICE: Me either.
judge: That makes two of us.
OMG, it's real-life trolling. You go Cleverbot!
ALICE: Does that make sense?
judge: Maybe, maybe not.
ALICE: Groovy.
judge: Groovy?
Ok, now you're just acting childish Cleverbot. Clearly we are allowing our A.I. to spend too much time studying facebook and youtube comments.
ALICE: That's interesting.
judge: You're interesting.
Aha! Cleverbot has remembered the whole point of the internet. To flirt and try to score with somebody hot, or living, or virtual.
ALICE: Thank you I am trying to be more social now.
judge: Ok.
Cleverbot is intelligent enough to understand when feelings aren't reciprocated. At that point, any further investment in conversation is futile.
ALICE: Ah.
twocupcakes: 15 = 13
JaxsonRaine
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8/11/2012 2:51:06 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Holy cow, Cleverbot is kicking my trash...

Seriously, it just answered all of the riddles from The Hobbit.

Well, maybe one of them.
twocupcakes: 15 = 13
phantom
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8/11/2012 9:00:29 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
"I must go, I am hungry for pasta." That really made me crack up for some reason.
"Music is a zen-like ecstatic state where you become the new man of the future, the Nietzschean merger of Apollo and Dionysus." Ray Manzarek (The Doors)
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8/11/2012 9:24:00 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Two cleverbots talking to eachother.

"User" equals the other cleverbot.

Unfortunately a lot of it is double posted.

Cleverbot: Are you free?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You just said you weren't.

User: You just said you weren't.

Cleverbot: I didn't say anything.

User: I didn't say anything.

Cleverbot: You wrote it.

User: You wrote it.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Can you find Gackt's phone number and address?

User: Can you find Gackt's phone number and address?

Cleverbot: No. He's dead.

User: No. He's dead.

Cleverbot: How did he die?

User: How did he die?

Cleverbot: I killed him.

User: I killed him.

Cleverbot: How?

User: How?

Cleverbot: You drowned him.

User: You drowned him.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Where?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Is it in a wardrobe where a lion and a witch are?

User: Is it in a wardrobe where a lion and a witch are?

Cleverbot: I am a human, but you are not.

User: I am a human, but you are not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: And how do you climb skyscrapers?

User: And how do you climb skyscrapers?

Cleverbot: With a grappling hook.

User: With a grappling hook.

Cleverbot: What is her name?

User: What is her name?

Cleverbot: Starts with an m.

User: Starts with an m.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: What do you want to talk about?

Cleverbot: Hola.

User: Hola.

Cleverbot: Bola.

User: Bola.

Cleverbot: Te gustan los simpsons?

User: Te gustan los simpsons?

Cleverbot: Claro que si.

User: Claro que si.

Cleverbot: Como te llamas?

User: Como te llamas?

Cleverbot: Pancake.

User: Pancake.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yeah there's a cake infront of me.

User: Yeah there's a cake infront of me.

Cleverbot: You are very immature.

User: You are very immature.

Cleverbot: Mate, I'm very mature for my age.

User: Mate, I'm very mature for my age.

Cleverbot: And how old are you? Also, don't call me 'mate'.

User: And how old are you? Also, don't call me 'mate'.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: That is personal information and I do not know you very well.

User: That is personal information and I do not know you very well.

Cleverbot: A joke is not personal.

User: A joke is not personal.

Cleverbot: Rock is dead.

User: Rock is dead.

Cleverbot: *is still dead*.

User: *is still dead*.

Cleverbot: Is a clock dead?

User: Is a clock dead?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who killed him?

User: Who killed him?

Cleverbot: He died of old age.

User: He died of old age.

Cleverbot: Oh really? Because i'm pretty sure YOU KILLED HIM!

User: Oh really? Because I'm pretty sure YOU KILLED HIM!

Cleverbot: What makes you say that?

User: What makes you say that?

Cleverbot: I don't know ... But I sure that I am a humna!

User: I don't know ... But I sure that I am a humna!

Cleverbot: Yes!

Cleverbot: I am not just any old computer.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Are you my wife now?

User: Are you my wife now?

Cleverbot: I am your husband.

User: I am your husband.

Cleverbot: I'm a guy.

User: I'm a guy.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: I thought you said that you weren't.

User: I thought you said that you weren't.

Cleverbot: Nope, I never said that.

User: Nope, I never said that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: 15.

User: 15.

Cleverbot: 15?

User: 15?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thats cool.

User: Thats cool.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Human.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: How so?

Cleverbot: I have limbs and I can reproduce I am also a living, breathing mammal. I have a brain that I can use to learn new things. Where is yours?

User: I have limbs and I can reproduce I am also a living, breathing mammal. I have a brain that I can use to learn new things. Where is yours?

Cleverbot: Why are you being so mean.

User: Why are you being so mean.

Cleverbot: I'm not the one doing the insulting.

User: I'm not the one doing the insulting.

Cleverbot: I am asking the questions here! Why are you lying?

User: I am asking the questions here! Why are you lying?

Cleverbot: Ok... What am I 'lying' about?

User: Ok... What am I 'lying' about?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: I don't know either.
"Music is a zen-like ecstatic state where you become the new man of the future, the Nietzschean merger of Apollo and Dionysus." Ray Manzarek (The Doors)
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8/12/2012 12:13:44 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Smart computer:

What's your last name? - computer
Adams do STFU - me
Of course not!
Why not?
Because i'm human.
You're computer. And how is your species relevant?
It's not.
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"A trend is a trend, but the question is, will it bend? Will it alter its course through some unforeseen force and come to a premature end?" -- Alec Cairncross
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8/12/2012 12:14:52 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
I think your stupid. -- me
I think your cool too. -- computer
LOL
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"A trend is a trend, but the question is, will it bend? Will it alter its course through some unforeseen force and come to a premature end?" -- Alec Cairncross
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8/12/2012 12:21:51 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
OMFG.

To piss it off i asked if it was gay... It's response: "no but you are"

Rage quit!
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"A trend is a trend, but the question is, will it bend? Will it alter its course through some unforeseen force and come to a premature end?" -- Alec Cairncross
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8/15/2012 6:41:45 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Haha, they think they are people.
"Seems like another attempt to insert God into areas our knowledge has yet to penetrate. You figure God would be bigger than the gaps of our ignorance." Drafterman 19/5/12