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5/11/2013 10:50:29 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
if we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Riddle me that heathens.
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: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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5/11/2013 12:04:55 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/11/2013 11:02:32 AM, drafterman wrote:
There aren't any monkeys.

Thett doesn't even know monkeys are a hoax created by the Carter administration to cover up for 911.
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5/11/2013 12:39:10 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/11/2013 12:04:55 PM, Raisor wrote:
At 5/11/2013 11:02:32 AM, drafterman wrote:
There aren't any monkeys.

Thett doesn't even know monkeys are a hoax created by the Carter administration to cover up for 911.

Ah jeez, don't even get me started on what the Carter administration was a cover-up for.
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5/12/2013 12:34:26 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
My thoughts:

This is:
a) A christian trying too hard
b) An evolutionist trying to be funny
c) A christian parodying a christian argument
d) An evolutionist becoming a christian

If (a):
Assuming evolution occurred, then some monkeys might not have ever evolved since there was no need for it

If (b):
Screw you.

If (c):
What is going on??

If (d):
I don't believe my eyes.

If (//unknown//):
Go back to start. Revise possible outcomes.
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5/12/2013 10:00:24 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/11/2013 10:50:29 AM, thett3 wrote:
if we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Riddle me that heathens.

We did not come from monkeys, we came from a common ancestor we share with the apes (which does not exist anymore). Also if North Americans came from Europeans, why are there still Europeans? Dun dun DUN!
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5/12/2013 11:25:25 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/12/2013 12:34:26 AM, Smithereens wrote:
My thoughts:

This is:
a) A christian trying too hard
b) An evolutionist trying to be funny
c) A christian parodying a christian argument
d) An evolutionist becoming a christian

If (a):
Assuming evolution occurred, then some monkeys might not have ever evolved since there was no need for it

If (b):
Screw you.

If (c):
What is going on??

If (d):
I don't believe my eyes.

If (//unknown//):
Go back to start. Revise possible outcomes.

(e). I'm a genius and none of you are
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: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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5/12/2013 11:26:05 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/12/2013 10:00:24 AM, Rational_Thinker9119 wrote:
At 5/11/2013 10:50:29 AM, thett3 wrote:
if we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Riddle me that heathens.

We did not come from monkeys, we came from a common ancestor we share with the apes (which does not exist anymore).

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

Also if North Americans came from Europeans, why are there still Europeans? Dun dun DUN!

See above
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: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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5/12/2013 8:17:29 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Oh man.

I think we got checkmated.
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5/12/2013 9:23:57 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/12/2013 11:26:05 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 5/12/2013 10:00:24 AM, Rational_Thinker9119 wrote:
At 5/11/2013 10:50:29 AM, thett3 wrote:
if we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Riddle me that heathens.

We did not come from monkeys, we came from a common ancestor we share with the apes (which does not exist anymore).

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

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5/12/2013 9:57:05 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/11/2013 10:50:29 AM, thett3 wrote:
if we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Riddle me that heathens.

Riddle me this theists.

If we came from god, why is there still a god?
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5/12/2013 10:07:54 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/12/2013 9:57:05 PM, darkkermit wrote:
At 5/11/2013 10:50:29 AM, thett3 wrote:
if we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Riddle me that heathens.

Riddle me this theists.

If we came from god, why is there still a god?

my faith is shattered....
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: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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5/12/2013 10:38:19 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Because we invented peanut butter, and monkeys come from peanut butter.

Sheesh, don't you know anything about evolution?
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5/13/2013 5:39:12 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Possible scenarios

1. Scientists are unaware monkeys exist.
2. There's a giant conspiracy in science.
3. You didn't pay attention in school
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5/13/2013 7:54:17 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/13/2013 7:41:17 PM, Wnope wrote:
Counter: I found that if I wear the same socks and shoes long enough, abiogenesis occurs on my foot.

Same thing happens with underwear.
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5/13/2013 8:00:12 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/13/2013 7:54:17 PM, medic0506 wrote:
At 5/13/2013 7:41:17 PM, Wnope wrote:
Counter: I found that if I wear the same socks and shoes long enough, abiogenesis occurs on my foot.

Same thing happens with underwear.

I KNEW I could convert you!
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5/13/2013 8:56:20 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I hate when people say tis because it just shows they dont truly understand evolution. You have to really think about the phrase "survival of the fittest". The monkeys that you see today are not the monkeys we evolved from. Thats because...well they evolved into us. When a species evolves, the predecessors die out. "Survival of the fittest". We are the fittest so we remain. We didn't evolve from chimpanzees or gorillas. We evolved from a species of apes related to the ape around today. So...yea. These aren't the droids your looking for haha
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5/13/2013 9:18:51 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/13/2013 8:56:20 PM, Df0512 wrote:
I hate when people say tis because it just shows they dont truly understand evolution. You have to really think about the phrase "survival of the fittest". The monkeys that you see today are not the monkeys we evolved from. Thats because...well they evolved into us. When a species evolves, the predecessors die out. "Survival of the fittest". We are the fittest so we remain. We didn't evolve from chimpanzees or gorillas. We evolved from a species of apes related to the ape around today. So...yea. These aren't the droids your looking for haha

He's Joking. Thett is one of the brightest theists on this site. I'm pretty sure he's on the Top 10 Debaters list. So yeah, he's just making fun.
I have to say this is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a while.
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5/13/2013 9:24:01 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/11/2013 11:02:32 AM, drafterman wrote:
There aren't any monkeys.

The concept of putting individuals into arbitrary groups such as "monkeys" is deplorable.
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5/13/2013 10:01:42 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/13/2013 9:18:51 PM, 1Devilsadvocate wrote:
At 5/13/2013 8:56:20 PM, Df0512 wrote:
I hate when people say tis because it just shows they dont truly understand evolution. You have to really think about the phrase "survival of the fittest". The monkeys that you see today are not the monkeys we evolved from. Thats because...well they evolved into us. When a species evolves, the predecessors die out. "Survival of the fittest". We are the fittest so we remain. We didn't evolve from chimpanzees or gorillas. We evolved from a species of apes related to the ape around today. So...yea. These aren't the droids your looking for haha

He's Joking. Thett is one of the brightest theists on this site. I'm pretty sure he's on the Top 10 Debaters list. So yeah, he's just making fun.
I have to say this is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a while.

Now that you have said that, and I read what he has been commenting I can see that now....damnit...I needed that win lol.
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5/14/2013 1:07:09 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/11/2013 10:50:29 AM, thett3 wrote:
if we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Riddle me that heathens.

They killed the monkeys in Zero Dark Thirty. All of them. Jus' Sayin'
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5/14/2013 8:24:15 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/13/2013 8:00:12 PM, Wnope wrote:
At 5/13/2013 7:54:17 PM, medic0506 wrote:
At 5/13/2013 7:41:17 PM, Wnope wrote:
Counter: I found that if I wear the same socks and shoes long enough, abiogenesis occurs on my foot.

Same thing happens with underwear.

I KNEW I could convert you!

HAHA...Not so fast, it took intelligent life to create underwear.
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5/14/2013 8:31:35 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/11/2013 10:50:29 AM, thett3 wrote:
if we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Riddle me that heathens.

Duh...more monkeys evolved from the same ancestors that the original monkeys came from, which would have evolved from the same ancestors that the original monkey ancestors came from, which would have evolved from....well, you get the picture.
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5/14/2013 1:01:41 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/12/2013 10:00:24 AM, Rational_Thinker9119 wrote:
At 5/11/2013 10:50:29 AM, thett3 wrote:
if we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Riddle me that heathens.

We did not come from monkeys, we came from a common ancestor we share with the apes (which does not exist anymore). Also if North Americans came from Europeans, why are there still Europeans? Dun dun DUN!

So we came from a common ancestor, so common in-fact that it is easily identifiable as our ancestor as a blur of our imagination.
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5/14/2013 1:07:16 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/12/2013 10:00:24 AM, Rational_Thinker9119 wrote:
At 5/11/2013 10:50:29 AM, thett3 wrote:
if we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Riddle me that heathens.

We did not come from monkeys, we came from a common ancestor we share with the apes (which does not exist anymore). Also if North Americans came from Europeans, why are there still Europeans? Dun dun DUN!

It's also so common that 99.9999999 percent of the population and never ever discovered what it was.
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5/14/2013 1:44:25 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
How come chickens came from dinosaurs but there are no more dinosaurs when people came from monkeys but there's still monkeys?

This is a clear contradiction in the evilutionist hypothesis.
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5/16/2013 9:14:02 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/14/2013 1:44:25 PM, StevenDixon wrote:
How come chickens came from dinosaurs but there are no more dinosaurs when people came from monkeys but there's still monkeys?

This is a clear contradiction in the evilutionist hypothesis.

We forgot to tell the monkeys that they had to die out. A memo was sent to the monkey king but he claims it never arrived. Probably President Carter's fault. Perhaps the memo got delivered to the dodos by mistake?
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5/16/2013 11:31:31 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/14/2013 1:44:25 PM, StevenDixon wrote:
How come chickens came from dinosaurs but there are no more dinosaurs when people came from monkeys but there's still monkeys?

This is a clear contradiction in the evilutionist hypothesis.

According to Evolution, Humans did not evolve from monkeys, but rather Humans and Monkeys evolved from a common ancestor which is no longer alive.
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