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9/23/2013 12:04:33 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 9/23/2013 11:32:11 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote:
At 9/23/2013 9:26:40 AM, DanT wrote:
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LOL


...I dont get.

Newton's 3rd Law: F = -F
Force = Mass x Acceleration

Acceleration = Change in Velocity / Change in Time
Mass = Volume x density
Volume of the shaft = 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Circumference) ^2 x Length
Volume of the hole = 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Outer Circumference) ^2 x Length - 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Inner Circumference) ^2 x Length
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9/23/2013 11:37:25 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 9/23/2013 12:04:33 PM, DanT wrote:
At 9/23/2013 11:32:11 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote:
At 9/23/2013 9:26:40 AM, DanT wrote:
http://www.debate.org...

LOL


...I dont get.

Newton's 3rd Law: F = -F
Force = Mass x Acceleration

Acceleration = Change in Velocity / Change in Time
Mass = Volume x density
Volume of the shaft = 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Circumference) ^2 x Length
Volume of the hole = 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Outer Circumference) ^2 x Length - 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Inner Circumference) ^2 x Length

Is it supposed to be a penis in a vagina? If so, it was too subtle.
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9/26/2013 10:26:40 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 9/23/2013 9:26:40 AM, DanT wrote:
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LOL

I'm not very good at Maths, but, does that mean that; l / (l-Pi*(Pi*c)^2 = -1?
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10/7/2013 10:21:12 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Speaking of nerdy jokes:

Three nations sit near a crossroads and are preparing to go to war over the trade route. The first side musters 100 knights with their squires in tow. The second side musters 70 knights with their squires in tow. The final side musters one ancient knight in decrepit armor, and his faithful squire.

The night before the battle, the first nation's knights party and cavort, knowing that tonight could be their last. The second nation's knights stage mock jousts and melees, knowing that with their fewer numbers, they need to intimidate the first nation's forces. The third nation's knight sleeps, while his squire fashions a noose around a cauldron and hoists it above a fire to hook his dinner.

The next day, the battle begins, but the knights, all of them! are still asleep! The squires duke it out, and in the end, the third nation's only squire stumbles out, having bested the squires of the other two nations. His master awakens, and asks, "Good god, boy! What happened?"

The squire replies, "Well, sir, you see: the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the squires of the other two sides..." and keels over, dead.
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10/7/2013 11:43:00 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/7/2013 10:21:12 PM, Cermank wrote:
Speaking of nerdy jokes:

Three nations sit near a crossroads and are preparing to go to war over the trade route. The first side musters 100 knights with their squires in tow. The second side musters 70 knights with their squires in tow. The final side musters one ancient knight in decrepit armor, and his faithful squire.

The night before the battle, the first nation's knights party and cavort, knowing that tonight could be their last. The second nation's knights stage mock jousts and melees, knowing that with their fewer numbers, they need to intimidate the first nation's forces. The third nation's knight sleeps, while his squire fashions a noose around a cauldron and hoists it above a fire to hook his dinner.

The next day, the battle begins, but the knights, all of them! are still asleep! The squires duke it out, and in the end, the third nation's only squire stumbles out, having bested the squires of the other two nations. His master awakens, and asks, "Good god, boy! What happened?"

The squire replies, "Well, sir, you see: the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the squires of the other two sides..." and keels over, dead.

That was the best thing I've ever heard.
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10/11/2013 12:09:01 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/8/2013 6:46:25 AM, Smithereens wrote:
Ehem, 3rd law I believe to be every action has equal and opposite reaction, not F=ma. That would be the 2nd one.

F = -F. Equal and opposite reaction.
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10/11/2013 3:32:31 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 9/23/2013 12:04:33 PM, DanT wrote:
At 9/23/2013 11:32:11 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote:
At 9/23/2013 9:26:40 AM, DanT wrote:
http://www.debate.org...

LOL


...I dont get.

Newton's 3rd Law: F = -F

Ralph Newton's third law maybe? Must be, it isn't Isaac's.

Force = Mass x Acceleration

Acceleration = Change in Velocity / Change in Time
Mass = Volume x density
Volume of the shaft = 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Circumference) ^2 x Length
Volume of the hole = 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Outer Circumference) ^2 x Length - 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Inner Circumference) ^2 x Length
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10/11/2013 3:44:08 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/11/2013 3:32:31 PM, Sidewalker wrote:
At 9/23/2013 12:04:33 PM, DanT wrote:
At 9/23/2013 11:32:11 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote:
At 9/23/2013 9:26:40 AM, DanT wrote:
http://www.debate.org...

LOL


...I dont get.

Newton's 3rd Law: F = -F

Ralph Newton's third law maybe? Must be, it isn't Isaac's.

Newton's third law states that every action has an equal and opposite reaction, or that if an object A exerts a force F_A on object B, then B exerts a force F_B on object A and these forces are equal in magnitude but opposite in direction, so F_A = -F_B (which DanT abbreviates to F = -F).
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10/11/2013 5:20:32 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 9/23/2013 12:04:33 PM, DanT wrote:
At 9/23/2013 11:32:11 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote:
At 9/23/2013 9:26:40 AM, DanT wrote:
http://www.debate.org...

LOL


...I dont get.

Newton's 3rd Law: F = -F
Force = Mass x Acceleration

Acceleration = Change in Velocity / Change in Time
Mass = Volume x density
Volume of the shaft = 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Circumference) ^2 x Length
Volume of the hole = 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Outer Circumference) ^2 x Length - 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Inner Circumference) ^2 x Length

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10/11/2013 6:53:46 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/11/2013 3:44:08 PM, Enji wrote:
At 10/11/2013 3:32:31 PM, Sidewalker wrote:
At 9/23/2013 12:04:33 PM, DanT wrote:
At 9/23/2013 11:32:11 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote:
At 9/23/2013 9:26:40 AM, DanT wrote:
http://www.debate.org...

LOL


...I dont get.

Newton's 3rd Law: F = -F

Ralph Newton's third law maybe? Must be, it isn't Isaac's.

Newton's third law states that every action has an equal and opposite reaction, or that if an object A exerts a force F_A on object B, then B exerts a force F_B on object A and these forces are equal in magnitude but opposite in direction, so F_A = -F_B (which DanT abbreviates to F = -F).

OK, then I abbreviate Isaac to Ralph.
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