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Why they call it fast food

KingDebater
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11/19/2013 11:31:25 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
E=mc2
Energy = mass*light speed2

Normal person + fast food consumption = fatter person
Fatter person's mass > normal person's mass

Fat person's mass*light speed2= Fatter person's energy
infinity kg* 8.98755179 " 1016 m2 / s2= An infinite amount of energy

Energy = potential speed
(Multiplied by infinity)
Fatter person's energy = infinite speed

Even Usain Bolt, the world's fastest man, likes fast food (http://www.independent.co.uk...).

So have a burger and be fast. But what else can fast food give you?

Human naturally going fast = Exercise
Infinite speed = Infinite amount of exercise
Infinite amount of exercise = Infinite amount of buffness (muscles).

So, let's all grab a burger and get muscles!
drhead
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11/20/2013 12:14:03 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Congratulations! It takes a lot of skill to replace one's digestive system with a direct matter-to-energy conversion system. Can I have one please?
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11/20/2013 11:33:57 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 11/20/2013 12:14:03 AM, drhead wrote:
Congratulations! It takes a lot of skill to replace one's digestive system with a direct matter-to-energy conversion system. Can I have one please?
I think that's just called eating, but I warn you that it's hard to do if you don't have a mouth.