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jh1234l
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3/15/2014 8:28:49 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Sounds Scientific is a product that can cure any disease because it sounds scientific and uses a lot of big words in its advertising. Anyone who attempts to dispute the evidence for Sounds Scientific, which consists of anecdotal evidence and non-blinded tests with tiny sample sizes and no control groups, must be close-minded shills who work for the big-pharma industry.

Sounds Scientific cures disease through quantum-magnetic tunneling, which can enhance one's consciousness by invoking the law of resonance. The quantum-magnetic tunneling can also reduce your risks of getting diabetes, heart disease, or cancer. It protects your cardiovascular system through the electrosensitive non-robotonic biochemical 12-step program, which drains your wallet of toxins. Sounds Scientific allows your body to self-enhance using the ancient homeopathic techniques of the ancient Barbarians, which causes your barmins to react to the thetan leveling uncertainty principle fluctuations.

Sounds Scientific. It's got flashing lights!
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3/17/2014 5:34:18 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/15/2014 8:28:49 AM, jh1234l wrote:
Sounds Godly is a product that can cure any disease because it sounds Jesus and uses a lot of latin words in its advertising. Anyone who attempts to dispute the evidence for Sounds Godly, which consists of anecdotal evidence and non-blinded tests with tiny sample sizes and no control groups, must be close-minded atheists who work for Satan.
"Seems like another attempt to insert God into areas our knowledge has yet to penetrate. You figure God would be bigger than the gaps of our ignorance." Drafterman 19/5/12