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Fkkize
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6/7/2016 1:24:23 PM
Posted: 9 months ago
"I can't take the derivative of p, I can only take derivatives of x"

"What's wrong with the proton going 5*10^10 m/s?"

"What do you mean, I can't use my sodium carbonate extract to test for carbonate?"

From a lab report:
"...but then the product spontaneously dematerialized."
The proletarians have nothing to lose but their plague. They have a toothbrush to win.
roun12
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6/7/2016 1:53:27 PM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 6/7/2016 1:24:23 PM, Fkkize wrote:
"I can't take the derivative of p, I can only take derivatives of x"

"What's wrong with the proton going 5*10^10 m/s?"

"What do you mean, I can't use my sodium carbonate extract to test for carbonate?"

From a lab report:
"...but then the product spontaneously dematerialized."

I have no idea what this stuff is talking about so.........

5*10^10 m/s is 167x the speed of light.....
"No, I disagree. 'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it MURDER, not Muckduck." - Dwight

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Fkkize
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6/7/2016 3:26:07 PM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 6/7/2016 1:53:27 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 6/7/2016 1:24:23 PM, Fkkize wrote:
"I can't take the derivative of p, I can only take derivatives of x"

"What's wrong with the proton going 5*10^10 m/s?"

"What do you mean, I can't use my sodium carbonate extract to test for carbonate?"

From a lab report:
"...but then the product spontaneously dematerialized."

I have no idea what this stuff is talking about so.........

5*10^10 m/s is 167x the speed of light.....

Which, as anyone should know, is nonsense.
The proletarians have nothing to lose but their plague. They have a toothbrush to win.
Axonly
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6/8/2016 3:26:35 AM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 6/7/2016 1:24:23 PM, Fkkize wrote:
"I can't take the derivative of p, I can only take derivatives of x"

"What's wrong with the proton going 5*10^10 m/s?"

"What do you mean, I can't use my sodium carbonate extract to test for carbonate?"

From a lab report:
"...but then the product spontaneously dematerialized."

The sodium carbonate one made me lol.

Also "Why can't my cat evolve wings?"
Meh!
Peternosaint
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6/8/2016 8:58:09 AM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 6/8/2016 3:26:35 AM, Axonly wrote:
At 6/7/2016 1:24:23 PM, Fkkize wrote:
"I can't take the derivative of p, I can only take derivatives of x"

"What's wrong with the proton going 5*10^10 m/s?"

"What do you mean, I can't use my sodium carbonate extract to test for carbonate?"

From a lab report:
"...but then the product spontaneously dematerialized."

The sodium carbonate one made me lol.

Also "Why can't my cat evolve wings?"

ME: II sat for a blood test once....and failed.

A bit like the Irish Sheep Dog Trials....They found them all guilty.

Your cat is probably already evolving wings....But it may take a couple of million years to see them in action.....How old are you now?
Axonly
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6/8/2016 9:03:39 AM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 6/8/2016 8:58:09 AM, Peternosaint wrote:
At 6/8/2016 3:26:35 AM, Axonly wrote:
At 6/7/2016 1:24:23 PM, Fkkize wrote:
"I can't take the derivative of p, I can only take derivatives of x"

"What's wrong with the proton going 5*10^10 m/s?"

"What do you mean, I can't use my sodium carbonate extract to test for carbonate?"

From a lab report:
"...but then the product spontaneously dematerialized."

The sodium carbonate one made me lol.

Also "Why can't my cat evolve wings?"

ME: II sat for a blood test once....and failed.

A bit like the Irish Sheep Dog Trials....They found them all guilty.

Your cat is probably already evolving wings....But it may take a couple of million years to see them in action.....How old are you now?

Peter this is very important. You have 999 posts.
Meh!
BlueParagon
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6/11/2016 6:24:53 AM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 6/7/2016 1:24:23 PM, Fkkize wrote:
"I can't take the derivative of p, I can only take derivatives of x"

"What's wrong with the proton going 5*10^10 m/s?"

"What do you mean, I can't use my sodium carbonate extract to test for carbonate?"

From a lab report:
"...but then the product spontaneously dematerialized."

Amusing haha.