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CosmicAlfonzo
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1/26/2011 7:36:10 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Holy shnap, I was just outside chillin when this thing came out of nowhere, a UFO, I have no idea where it came from or what it wants, it must be aliens, like holy shnap!

What does this mean? Is this the first step towards invasion? Are we all doomed? What is going to happen? I'm scared, confused, may God help us all. I'm trippin mad nygga bawls over this.

I'm uploading a video I took of it this very minute.
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1/26/2011 7:37:06 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
you're never going to be able to upload it... the FBI will kill you.

RUN!
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1/26/2011 7:47:31 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
OMFG
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1/26/2011 8:20:15 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I made some music to go along with this encounter
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1/26/2011 9:37:09 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 1/26/2011 8:23:29 PM, Sangers wrote:
o.0

Are you a believer? This is irrefutable evidence!
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1/27/2011 12:21:34 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
i think you have a deep-seated need to be probed. i doubt you'll find anyone here willing to go there though. try a gay club.
evidently i only come to ddo to avoid doing homework...
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1/27/2011 1:00:53 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 1/27/2011 12:21:34 AM, belle wrote:
i think you have a deep-seated need to be probed. i doubt you'll find anyone here willing to go there though. try a gay club.

The aliens already probed me.

It was kind of hot
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1/27/2011 9:39:26 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 1/26/2011 7:36:10 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
...like holy shnap!

What does this mean?

I don't know, I've never heard of that word before. I've heard of Schnapps, which is a German liqueur, perhaps holy shnap is what Teutonic priests drink after taking mass?
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2/18/2011 11:29:20 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
yea...it happenes
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2/18/2011 11:40:08 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 1/26/2011 7:36:10 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
Holy shnap, I was just outside chillin when this thing came out of nowhere, a UFO, I have no idea where it came from or what it wants, it must be aliens, like holy shnap!

What does this mean? Is this the first step towards invasion? Are we all doomed? What is going to happen? I'm scared, confused, may God help us all. I'm trippin mad nygga bawls over this.

I'm uploading a video I took of it this very minute.

No, you didn't see an alien, you saw a Democrat. They look pretty alienating.
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2/18/2011 12:07:46 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 1/26/2011 7:47:31 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
OMFG




ZOMG!!!!
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2/20/2011 8:17:57 AM
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At 1/26/2011 7:47:31 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
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It's a fcuking plastic bag, dumbarse.
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2/20/2011 8:18:28 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 1/27/2011 1:00:53 AM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
At 1/27/2011 12:21:34 AM, belle wrote:
i think you have a deep-seated need to be probed. i doubt you'll find anyone here willing to go there though. try a gay club.

The aliens already probed me.

It was kind of hot

Cartman gets an anal probe :)
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2/20/2011 8:51:00 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/20/2011 8:17:57 AM, thegodhand wrote:
At 1/26/2011 7:47:31 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
OMFG




It's a fcuking plastic bag, dumbarse.:

You're not really good with that whole sarcasm thing, are you.....?
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3/14/2011 6:42:49 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Does that look like a paper bag to you? DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A PAPER BAG TO YOU?

We're fvcked man, first Japan, then the rest of the world. ALIENS
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3/30/2011 4:26:52 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 1/26/2011 7:47:31 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
OMFG


Lame. Nice piece of goose-feather or whatever dangling from some fishing line, but other than that, can you PLEASE give me back the several minutes of my life I just wasted on this forum thread?
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3/30/2011 4:28:56 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/30/2011 4:26:52 PM, Randall999 wrote:
At 1/26/2011 7:47:31 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
OMFG


Lame. Nice piece of goose-feather or whatever dangling from some fishing line, but other than that, can you PLEASE give me back the several minutes of my life I just wasted on this forum thread?

Swoosh.
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3/30/2011 7:59:08 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/30/2011 4:26:52 PM, Randall999 wrote:
At 1/26/2011 7:47:31 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
OMFG


Lame. Nice piece of goose-feather or whatever dangling from some fishing line, but other than that, can you PLEASE give me back the several minutes of my life I just wasted on this forum thread?

Are you insane? Does this look like something hanging from a fishing line? This is a fuggin UFO. THE END IS NIGH.

Babylon will fall, mon.
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3/30/2011 8:19:09 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/30/2011 8:13:31 PM, darkkermit wrote:
Looks like something that can easily be created through flash animation.

Nah man, this is genuine, real, unedited footage of some kind of muffuggin anomaly.

No video altering, no flash animation, this is undeniable proof that the Soviet Union is not dead, just playing hide and seek!

FUUUUUUUUUUU-
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3/30/2011 8:26:17 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/30/2011 8:19:09 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
At 3/30/2011 8:13:31 PM, darkkermit wrote:
Looks like something that can easily be created through flash animation.

Nah man, this is genuine, real, unedited footage of some kind of muffuggin anomaly.

No video altering, no flash animation, this is undeniable proof that the Soviet Union is not dead, just playing hide and seek!

FUUUUUUUUUUU-

Eh, that was my best explanation. Persons are not 100% truthful. People lie on the internet. I've done it before (not recently but when I was 13)

It could be someone owned a remote control luminscient thingy. Not sure exactly what that was.
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3/31/2011 4:12:48 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/30/2011 8:26:17 PM, darkkermit wrote:
At 3/30/2011 8:19:09 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
At 3/30/2011 8:13:31 PM, darkkermit wrote:
Looks like something that can easily be created through flash animation.

Nah man, this is genuine, real, unedited footage of some kind of muffuggin anomaly.

No video altering, no flash animation, this is undeniable proof that the Soviet Union is not dead, just playing hide and seek!

FUUUUUUUUUUU-

Eh, that was my best explanation. Persons are not 100% truthful. People lie on the internet. I've done it before (not recently but when I was 13)

It could be someone owned a remote control luminscient thingy. Not sure exactly what that was.

Also Swoosh
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3/31/2011 5:10:48 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/30/2011 8:19:09 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
At 3/30/2011 8:13:31 PM, darkkermit wrote:
Looks like something that can easily be created through flash animation.

Nah man, this is genuine, real, unedited footage of some kind of muffuggin anomaly.

No video altering, no flash animation, this is undeniable proof that the Soviet Union is not dead, just playing hide and seek!

FUUUUUUUUUUU-

LOL
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3/31/2011 6:39:12 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 1/27/2011 9:39:26 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
At 1/26/2011 7:36:10 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
...like holy shnap!

What does this mean?

I don't know, I've never heard of that word before. I've heard of Schnapps, which is a German liqueur, perhaps holy shnap is what Teutonic priests drink after taking mass?

Aliens exist. This footage doesn't strike me as convincing; looks like a computer animation. But for sure, there is overwhelming evidence that aliens exist, so don't even joke about it. It's a serious matter.
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3/31/2011 9:57:38 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/31/2011 6:39:12 AM, daley wrote:
At 1/27/2011 9:39:26 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
At 1/26/2011 7:36:10 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
...like holy shnap!

What does this mean?

I don't know, I've never heard of that word before. I've heard of Schnapps, which is a German liqueur, perhaps holy shnap is what Teutonic priests drink after taking mass?

Aliens exist. This footage doesn't strike me as convincing; looks like a computer animation. But for sure, there is overwhelming evidence that aliens exist, so don't even joke about it. It's a serious matter.

Oh yes, this is a very serios matter. I have a friend who was abducted by aliens, and they impregenated him!!! He's gonna give birth in 6 months....
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3/31/2011 9:58:53 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/31/2011 9:57:38 AM, tkubok wrote:
At 3/31/2011 6:39:12 AM, daley wrote:
At 1/27/2011 9:39:26 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
At 1/26/2011 7:36:10 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
...like holy shnap!

What does this mean?

I don't know, I've never heard of that word before. I've heard of Schnapps, which is a German liqueur, perhaps holy shnap is what Teutonic priests drink after taking mass?

Aliens exist. This footage doesn't strike me as convincing; looks like a computer animation. But for sure, there is overwhelming evidence that aliens exist, so don't even joke about it. It's a serious matter.

Oh yes, this is a very serios matter. I have a friend who was abducted by aliens, and they impregenated him!!! He's gonna give birth in 6 months....

It is probable that aliens exist, statistically speaking.
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3/31/2011 10:04:31 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/31/2011 9:57:38 AM, tkubok wrote:
At 3/31/2011 6:39:12 AM, daley wrote:
At 1/27/2011 9:39:26 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
At 1/26/2011 7:36:10 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
...like holy shnap!

What does this mean?

I don't know, I've never heard of that word before. I've heard of Schnapps, which is a German liqueur, perhaps holy shnap is what Teutonic priests drink after taking mass?

Aliens exist. This footage doesn't strike me as convincing; looks like a computer animation. But for sure, there is overwhelming evidence that aliens exist, so don't even joke about it. It's a serious matter.

Oh yes, this is a very serios matter. I have a friend who was abducted by aliens, and they impregenated him!!! He's gonna give birth in 6 months....

Wow, that's so cool!!! Then you can upload the video of him giving birth to a mutant.