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Logical-Master
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10/15/2008 8:32:39 AM
Posted: 8 years ago
Is this a conspiracy? Or the truth that's so obvious you'd never believe it? You tell me . . .

Debate.org serves two purposes. On the surface, it appears to be an Internet debate website for information relating politics, society, entertainment, philosophy, relgion, and miscellaneous topics. But in actuality, the site itself plays a far more important role in your life than you've been allowed to realize.

You see, this website is actually a mental prison operated by an unknown society known as, "The Balance", and you are a convicted felon and mental prisoner of the facility.

You must understand, in society, and in daily life, there must always exist a balance of ideas being represented among the people. If the voices of one ideology become too strong or too loud, the balance is lost and one group may choose to exploit that lack of equality by forcing their ideas on society, simply because they control the power of the majority. When incidents like this take place, it often leads to civil violence, uprisings, and oppression of the minorities. You may not realize it yet, but you are exactly the type of person who causes these things to happen. You are confident, outspoken, not afraid to address the issues, and more convinced than not that your worldview is correct.

As a result, people like you must be silenced for the sake of preserving the balance. If you were allowed to run free in society expressing your views as strongly as you express them here, you would begin a chain reaction of ideas that would ultimately tip the scales of power in your preferred direction, which would cause divisions and potential violence in society that otherwise would never have happened.

To prevent this from occurring, "The Balance" has mentally confined you to this website as a mental prisoner without you realizing it. All day long, agents of "The Balance" interact with you in daily life, filling your head with subconscious suggestions that inevitably lead you back to where you are at this VERY moment - sitting at a computer reading these messages. The suggestions are subtle. Anyone around you at any given moment could be an agent of "The Balance", making a casual comment about a politics here, making a statement about religion there, or perhaps they are a stranger who strikes up a conversation with you while waiting in line at the grocery store. Agents of "The Balance" are charged to influence you to return here again, and again, and again to debate the issues. So long as your beliefs and thoughts are being expressed in this place, to mostly the same group of posters on a daily level, you are not infecting society and upsetting the balance of represented ideas in the actual world.

Don't be offended. Your mind is so great, and your thoughts are so strong that secret societies are required to prevent you from destroying all other societies. You must be influenced to return here to express your thoughts on politics and religion, because if you expressed them elsewhere just as frequently, you could singlehandedly start wars. Its called Chaos Theory - that your one thought, passed to someone else, spreads and grows until it becomes many thoughts, and those many thoughts upset the balance of represented ideas until mass violence becomes the inevitable result.

So you are a convicted felon serving an indefinite mental sentence in this virtual prison that masquerades as a debate website. You will return here to post your thoughts about religion and politics because they are too dangerous for the outside world. You have been subconsciously isolated from society for the sake of all societies. Of course you talk about some of your discussions and concerns away from this site, but the strongest of your thoughts are siphoned into this virtual vacuum which prevents you from upsetting the balance.

If you have made it to this sentence, that's a few more minutes you've spent serving time rather than threatening society.

Mission Accomplished - for now.
PoeJoe
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10/15/2008 4:08:10 PM
Posted: 8 years ago
So the few minutes your text took me away from society was more important than my awareness of The Balance? That's odd.

nicely written btw
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Harlan
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10/15/2008 4:12:58 PM
Posted: 8 years ago
At 10/15/2008 9:13:06 AM, Zerosmelt wrote:
So the question now is, what are The Balance going to do about you LM now that you have informed all of us?

It won't matter, like in the parable of the cave, LM has gone out of the cave into the sunlight; seen the truth. When he returns to try to liberate all the misled prisoners in the cave, they will think him a mad man.
Labrat228
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11/29/2008 6:31:57 PM
Posted: 8 years ago
At 10/15/2008 4:12:58 PM, Harlan wrote:
At 10/15/2008 9:13:06 AM, Zerosmelt wrote:
So the question now is, what are The Balance going to do about you LM now that you have informed all of us?

It won't matter, like in the parable of the cave, LM has gone out of the cave into the sunlight; seen the truth. When he returns to try to liberate all the misled prisoners in the cave, they will think him a mad man.

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Ragnar_Rahl
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11/29/2008 8:17:05 PM
Posted: 8 years ago
At 10/15/2008 4:12:58 PM, Harlan wrote:
At 10/15/2008 9:13:06 AM, Zerosmelt wrote:
So the question now is, what are The Balance going to do about you LM now that you have informed all of us?

It won't matter, like in the parable of the cave, LM has gone out of the cave into the sunlight; seen the truth. When he returns to try to liberate all the misled prisoners in the cave, they will think him a mad man.

oh, you mean like the mad man who sat there and drank the hemlock rather than attempting to escape? Because he believed that the "Sunlight" was a world of Forms of which the men who sentenced him to Hemlock (whose judgment he disagreed with) were somehow at once morons and gods with gods as the dominant element? :D
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