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AnimeFanTony
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5/4/2009 8:44:31 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
The purpose of this thread is to continue racial stereotypes. Phil please don't bann me. I'm black myself and I love this stuff. I'll start.
What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man?
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crackofdawn_Jr
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5/4/2009 1:20:42 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 5/4/2009 8:44:31 AM, AnimeFanTony wrote:
The purpose of this thread is to continue racial stereotypes. Phil please don't bann me. I'm black myself and I love this stuff. I'll start.
What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man?

What's long, black, and smells like sh!t?

What's the difference between a black man and a bucket of sh!t?
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5/4/2009 1:38:44 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
Anti Joke:

Whats the worst thing about a car going over a cliff with 3 black people in it?

Anti-Joke Punchline
They were my friends
s0m31john
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5/4/2009 2:08:50 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A Jew is a person adhering to the Jewish faith, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, usually circular bread covered with tomato sauce and cheese with optional garnishes.
MistahKurtz
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5/4/2009 2:23:51 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 5/4/2009 2:08:50 PM, s0m31john wrote:
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A Jew is a person adhering to the Jewish faith, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, usually circular bread covered with tomato sauce and cheese with optional garnishes.

Too far, man, my grandparents were pizzas.
AnimeFanTony
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5/4/2009 2:38:52 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
What's the difference between a bench and a black man?
The bench can support a small family.
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AnimeFanTony
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5/4/2009 2:39:28 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 5/4/2009 2:08:50 PM, s0m31john wrote:
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A Jew is a person adhering to the Jewish faith, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, usually circular bread covered with tomato sauce and cheese with optional garnishes.

Pizza's also fail to scream in the oven.
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5/4/2009 10:13:26 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
They said a black man would be president when pigs fly. Then Obama became president and Swine Flu.
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AnimeFanTony
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5/5/2009 12:38:58 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
Wow. Thats great.
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rogerklotz
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5/5/2009 12:39:43 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 5/4/2009 10:13:26 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
They said a black man would be president when pigs fly. Then Obama became president and Swine Flu.

LOL I got that in a text messages a couple days ago. Pretty clever.
I-am-a-panda
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6/4/2009 2:42:29 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 5/26/2009 8:57:52 AM, theitalianstallion wrote:
How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a bathroom?

I would ask Hitler, but you Italians kind of guaranteed he would lose.
Pizza. I have enormous respect for Pizza.
Nik
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6/4/2009 3:46:35 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
why do black people have white hands?

Cus theres a little bit of good in everyone!

haw haw haw
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I-am-a-panda
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6/5/2009 3:09:06 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 6/4/2009 3:46:35 PM, Nik wrote:
why do black people have white hands?

Cus theres a little bit of good in everyone!

haw haw haw

Old much.

What do you call tow black people in bed?
A twix!

Who wants a Madeline McCann joke>
Pizza. I have enormous respect for Pizza.
funnysmarthandsome
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5/24/2011 10:46:13 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 5/4/2009 1:20:42 PM, crackofdawn_Jr wrote:

What's the difference between a black man and a bucket of sh!t?

I don't eat a bucket of poop when it comes out of my butt.
Koopin
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5/24/2011 11:09:07 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 5/24/2011 10:46:13 AM, funnysmarthandsome wrote:
At 5/4/2009 1:20:42 PM, crackofdawn_Jr wrote:

What's the difference between a black man and a bucket of sh!t?

I don't eat a bucket of poop when it comes out of my butt.

Did you really want that as your first post?
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5/24/2011 11:10:39 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 5/24/2011 11:09:07 AM, Koopin wrote:
At 5/24/2011 10:46:13 AM, funnysmarthandsome wrote:
At 5/4/2009 1:20:42 PM, crackofdawn_Jr wrote:

What's the difference between a black man and a bucket of sh!t?

I don't eat a bucket of poop when it comes out of my butt.

Did you really want that as your first post?

XD
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Yorble
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5/24/2011 5:33:22 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 5/24/2011 11:10:39 AM, Heathen wrote:
At 5/24/2011 11:09:07 AM, Koopin wrote:
At 5/24/2011 10:46:13 AM, funnysmarthandsome wrote:
At 5/4/2009 1:20:42 PM, crackofdawn_Jr wrote:

What's the difference between a black man and a bucket of sh!t?

I don't eat a bucket of poop when it comes out of my butt.

Did you really want that as your first post?

XD

Beautiful, just beautiful. I should have started with that instead of some boring random $*%$*%$*%*$ debate.