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SuburbiaSurvivor
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5/31/2012 10:44:01 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: reaking Out In Rash www.huffingtonpost.com%2F2012%2F0...n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
www.wptv.com%2Fdpp%2Fnews%2Ftermina...n-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
www.mysuburbanlife.com%2Fwestch...in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident www.wesh.com%2Fr%2F31112110%2Fdetail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin's Nose Off www.nbcsandiego.com%2Fnews%2Floca...153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash www.wesh.com%2Fr%2F31112110%2Fdetail.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School www.wesh.com%2Fr%2F31112110%2Fdetail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented' passenger subdued on flight in Miami www.foxnews.com%2Fus%2F2012%2F05%2F25...iami-arrested%2F

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.wptv.com...

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest www.Fabcnews.go.com%2FUS%2Fflorida-doc...ry%3Fid%3D16436402

5/27 Man in critical condition after allegedly stabbing self, throwing intestines at police
www.nj.com%2Fbergen%2Findex.ssf%2F2...at_police.html

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Awesome-Sauce
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5/31/2012 10:46:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/31/2012 10:44:01 PM, SuburbiaSurvivor wrote:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: reaking Out In Rash www.huffingtonpost.com%2F2012%2F0...n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
www.wptv.com%2Fdpp%2Fnews%2Ftermina...n-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
www.mysuburbanlife.com%2Fwestch...in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident www.wesh.com%2Fr%2F31112110%2Fdetail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin's Nose Off www.nbcsandiego.com%2Fnews%2Floca...153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash www.wesh.com%2Fr%2F31112110%2Fdetail.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School www.wesh.com%2Fr%2F31112110%2Fdetail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented' passenger subdued on flight in Miami www.foxnews.com%2Fus%2F2012%2F05%2F25...iami-arrested%2F

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.wptv.com...

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest www.Fabcnews.go.com%2FUS%2Fflorida-doc...ry%3Fid%3D16436402

5/27 Man in critical condition after allegedly stabbing self, throwing intestines at police
www.nj.com%2Fbergen%2Findex.ssf%2F2...at_police.html


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5/31/2012 11:28:39 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/31/2012 10:56:51 PM, Ren wrote:
Some dude pulled out his intestines and threw it at the cops?? o.O

I know, right? I don't even think Max Brooks could come up with something as twisted as that!
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FREEDO
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6/1/2012 1:12:23 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Haha, tons of these things were on my Facebook.

The truth is, we have always been zombies. Eating flesh is the cure.
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

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6/1/2012 1:25:58 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
#UnbanTheMadman

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6/1/2012 1:26:45 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/31/2012 10:56:51 PM, Ren wrote:
Some dude pulled out his intestines and threw it at the cops?? o.O

Is...is that...is tha even humanely possible?!
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6/1/2012 1:32:54 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/1/2012 1:26:45 AM, Zaradi wrote:
At 5/31/2012 10:56:51 PM, Ren wrote:
Some dude pulled out his intestines and threw it at the cops?? o.O

Is...is that...is tha even humanely possible?!

Try it and see.
#UnbanTheMadman

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Get caught in ticking traps
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6/1/2012 6:50:33 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/1/2012 2:04:21 AM, DebateBehemoth wrote:
O O What is happening to our world?
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ZOMBIES! AREN'T YOU LISTENING?!
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
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That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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6/1/2012 6:50:55 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Hope you guys are ready I am.
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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6/1/2012 6:52:12 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
We should begin studying the virus while we still can safely.
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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6/1/2012 8:42:14 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/1/2012 1:32:54 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 6/1/2012 1:26:45 AM, Zaradi wrote:
At 5/31/2012 10:56:51 PM, Ren wrote:
Some dude pulled out his intestines and threw it at the cops?? o.O

Is...is that...is tha even humanely possible?!

Try it and see.

Just did.

It is.
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6/1/2012 10:25:15 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/1/2012 10:20:46 AM, royalpaladin wrote:
The "eating face" incident occurred due to an exposure to bath salts.
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https://rekonomics.wordpress.com...
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6/1/2012 12:24:58 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
If I turn into a zombie you have full permission to kill me.
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6/1/2012 12:31:35 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/1/2012 10:20:46 AM, royalpaladin wrote:
The "eating face" incident occurred due to an exposure to bath salts.

So remember kids, bath salts=instant zombies.
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6/1/2012 12:35:29 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/1/2012 10:20:46 AM, royalpaladin wrote:
The "eating face" incident occurred due to an exposure to bath salts.:

To my knowledge that's one theory proposed by a Miami detective but has yet to be confirmed at this time.
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6/1/2012 12:51:21 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/1/2012 12:35:29 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
At 6/1/2012 10:20:46 AM, royalpaladin wrote:
The "eating face" incident occurred due to an exposure to bath salts.:

To my knowledge that's one theory proposed by a Miami detective but has yet to be confirmed at this time.

You don't expect the miltary-industrial complex to just come out and say it as due to exposure Trioxin, do you?
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6/1/2012 1:06:07 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Best zombie defense? Placing outward facing treadmills around your house.
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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6/1/2012 2:41:11 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/1/2012 10:20:46 AM, royalpaladin wrote:
The "eating face" incident occurred due to an exposure to bath salts.

Remind me not to go to a spa.
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medic0506
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6/1/2012 11:00:42 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/1/2012 1:26:45 AM, Zaradi wrote:
At 5/31/2012 10:56:51 PM, Ren wrote:
Some dude pulled out his intestines and threw it at the cops?? o.O

Is...is that...is tha even humanely possible?!

Physiologically yes, as long as enough of the CNS is left intact. If the nervous system isn't terribly damaged, it takes the body a bit to realize that it's dead.