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sadolite
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10/7/2009 2:50:53 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
If you think or believe any of the following you might just be a redneck like me!!

You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if:
You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem...

You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
It's not your views that divide us, it's what you think my views should be that divides us.

If you think I will give up my rights and forsake social etiquette to make you "FEEL" better you are sadly mistaken

If liberal democrats would just stop shooting people gun violence would drop by 90%
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10/7/2009 3:37:25 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 10/7/2009 2:50:53 PM, sadolite wrote:
If you think or believe any of the following you might just be a redneck like me!!

You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

I have never been offended by anything, ever. I don't know what it feels like. +1

You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

I live in Australia, and we're not stupid enough to put them up in the first place. -1

You might be a redneck if:
You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

Of course I still say Christmas, I'm not an idiot. +1

You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.

Hell no. -1

You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem...

Hell no. -1

You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

Depends strongly on who they are, what they've done and why. So in general, no. -1

You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

I would do it in a heartbeat if I was stuck on an island, freezing to death and had only a crate of American flags to burn for warmth. +1

You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

I alter how outspoken I am based upon the situation. I'm not an anti-social dolt. -1

You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

Depends highly upon who they are and what they've done to earn respect. Age is not a requisite for respect. -1

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

Hell no. -1

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OVERALL REDNECK SCORE: -4
"Let me tell you the truth. The truth is, 'what is'. And 'what should be' is a fantasy, a terrible terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago. The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is." - Lenny Bruce

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10/7/2009 3:54:47 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 10/7/2009 2:50:53 PM, sadolite wrote:
If you think or believe any of the following you might just be a redneck like me!!

You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
+1

You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem...
Nope.
You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
No :(
You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
No way. Family first.

Level 7 redneck :O
: At 5/2/2010 2:43:54 PM, innomen wrote:
It isn't about finding a theory, philosophy or doctrine and thinking it's the answer, but a practical application of one's experiences that is the answer.

: At 10/28/2010 2:40:07 PM, jharry wrote: I have already been given the greatest Gift that anyone could ever hope for [Life], I would consider myself selfish if I expected anything more.
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10/7/2009 3:56:49 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 10/7/2009 3:54:47 PM, Kleptin wrote:
At 10/7/2009 2:50:53 PM, sadolite wrote:
If you think or believe any of the following you might just be a redneck like me!!

You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
+1

You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem...
Nope.
You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
No :(
You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
No way. Family first.

Level 7 redneck :O

Go play a jug, hillbilly. :D
"Let me tell you the truth. The truth is, 'what is'. And 'what should be' is a fantasy, a terrible terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago. The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is." - Lenny Bruce

"Satan goes to church, did you know that?" - Godsands

"And Genisis 1 does match modern science... you just have to try really hard." - GR33K FR33K5
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10/7/2009 5:31:56 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 10/7/2009 2:50:53 PM, sadolite wrote:

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend... but not an unneeded penny to a desperate stranger.

Fix'd.
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10/7/2009 5:40:23 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 10/7/2009 2:50:53 PM, sadolite wrote:
If you think or believe any of the following you might just be a redneck like me!!

You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
Winter Festival? Now that's just silly. +1
You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem...
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
I don't have kids... but otherwise, +.5
You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
No. We'd share my last dollar. +.5

I'm a 90% Redneck. Wow.
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10/7/2009 5:41:19 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 10/7/2009 5:31:56 PM, theLwerd wrote:
At 10/7/2009 2:50:53 PM, sadolite wrote:

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend... but not an unneeded penny to a desperate stranger.

Fix'd.

No. I don't know which redneck you're talking about.

And if you're just basing that off of the fact that Republicans are anti-government welfare, just remember, they aren't anti-church welfare.
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10/7/2009 5:43:25 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 10/7/2009 2:50:53 PM, sadolite wrote:
You might be a redneck if:
You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

Really? Who the f*ck says "winter festival"? Surely "happy holidays" would do the trick?
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10/7/2009 7:05:59 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
Yeah, I say "happy holidays". Not because I care about political correctness, but because I'm too lazy to say both "Merry Christmas" and "Happy New Year", since I rarely see people for both occasions.
: At 5/2/2010 2:43:54 PM, innomen wrote:
It isn't about finding a theory, philosophy or doctrine and thinking it's the answer, but a practical application of one's experiences that is the answer.

: At 10/28/2010 2:40:07 PM, jharry wrote: I have already been given the greatest Gift that anyone could ever hope for [Life], I would consider myself selfish if I expected anything more.
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10/8/2009 11:17:15 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 10/7/2009 5:41:19 PM, mongeese wrote:
At 10/7/2009 5:31:56 PM, theLwerd wrote:
At 10/7/2009 2:50:53 PM, sadolite wrote:

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend... but not an unneeded penny to a desperate stranger.

Fix'd.

No. I don't know which redneck you're talking about.

And if you're just basing that off of the fact that Republicans are anti-government welfare, just remember, they aren't anti-church welfare.

Hey buddy, I'm anti-government welfare too.
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10/8/2009 2:27:01 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
Shh. Stop getting sidetracked. The point is, I'm the red-neckiest member here, therefore, I win.

You may applaud :P
: At 5/2/2010 2:43:54 PM, innomen wrote:
It isn't about finding a theory, philosophy or doctrine and thinking it's the answer, but a practical application of one's experiences that is the answer.

: At 10/28/2010 2:40:07 PM, jharry wrote: I have already been given the greatest Gift that anyone could ever hope for [Life], I would consider myself selfish if I expected anything more.
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10/8/2009 2:46:52 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
*clap* *clap* *clap*
It is odd when one's capacity for compassion is measured not in what he is willing to do by his own time, effort, and property, but what he will force others to do with their own property instead.
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10/8/2009 2:58:08 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 10/8/2009 2:46:52 PM, mongoose wrote:
*clap* *clap* *clap*

What is the sound of one master hand clapping? :P
: At 5/2/2010 2:43:54 PM, innomen wrote:
It isn't about finding a theory, philosophy or doctrine and thinking it's the answer, but a practical application of one's experiences that is the answer.

: At 10/28/2010 2:40:07 PM, jharry wrote: I have already been given the greatest Gift that anyone could ever hope for [Life], I would consider myself selfish if I expected anything more.
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10/8/2009 3:19:57 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 10/8/2009 2:58:08 PM, Kleptin wrote:
At 10/8/2009 2:46:52 PM, mongoose wrote:
*clap* *clap* *clap*

What is the sound of one master hand clapping? :P

It slams itself against the air with so much force that it makes a sound.
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10/8/2009 6:13:11 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 10/7/2009 5:41:19 PM, mongeese wrote:
At 10/7/2009 5:31:56 PM, theLwerd wrote:
At 10/7/2009 2:50:53 PM, sadolite wrote:

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend... but not an unneeded penny to a desperate stranger.

Fix'd.

No. I don't know which redneck you're talking about.

And if you're just basing that off of the fact that Republicans are anti-government welfare, just remember, they aren't anti-church welfare.

Name a church that has ever recived direct govt funding to keep it's doors open.
It's not your views that divide us, it's what you think my views should be that divides us.

If you think I will give up my rights and forsake social etiquette to make you "FEEL" better you are sadly mistaken

If liberal democrats would just stop shooting people gun violence would drop by 90%
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10/8/2009 11:17:54 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
Hold on, this is what makes you a redneck? Seems I've been way too tough on NASCAR fans.
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10/8/2009 11:54:51 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 10/8/2009 11:17:54 PM, Maikuru wrote:
Hold on, this is what makes you a redneck? Seems I've been way too tough on NASCAR fans.

Haha.
"Let me tell you the truth. The truth is, 'what is'. And 'what should be' is a fantasy, a terrible terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago. The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is." - Lenny Bruce

"Satan goes to church, did you know that?" - Godsands

"And Genisis 1 does match modern science... you just have to try really hard." - GR33K FR33K5
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10/9/2009 11:53:09 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 10/7/2009 2:50:53 PM, sadolite wrote:
If you think or believe any of the following you might just be a redneck like me!!

You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

I am, because of the indoctrination of it. We are not "One Nation, Under God" We are a nation at the will of the people. When I have to say that pledge EVERY day, It is religious indoctrination. So -1

You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

I'm against it, but never have protested +0

You might be a redneck if:
You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

+1

You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.

+1, Out of respect, but tht means praying for ANY religion.

You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem...

Again + .5, but I wish our anthem wasn't one of war. It sends the wrong international tone.

You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

+.5 , I treat them with respect, but not solely for their position, I treat them with the sum of their actions. One of those actions is serving their country, so mostly, Yes.

You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

+1 (Except in the desert island scenario)

You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

I'm not counting this, because it doesn'tconstitute you being a redneck, it means you're true to your beliefs.

You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

-1, Age =/=Respect. I respect people based on their actions. Osama Bin Laden is old, however, I have no respect for him.

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

-1, If its MY last dollar, I probably need it more.

I'm a level one redneck.
I'll get by with a little help from my friends.

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10/9/2009 1:10:48 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 10/8/2009 6:13:11 PM, sadolite wrote:
At 10/7/2009 5:41:19 PM, mongeese wrote:
At 10/7/2009 5:31:56 PM, theLwerd wrote:
At 10/7/2009 2:50:53 PM, sadolite wrote:

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend... but not an unneeded penny to a desperate stranger.

Fix'd.

No. I don't know which redneck you're talking about.

And if you're just basing that off of the fact that Republicans are anti-government welfare, just remember, they aren't anti-church welfare.

Name a church that has ever recived direct govt funding to keep it's doors open.

None, and thank Darwin it will never happen
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10/9/2009 1:14:53 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 10/7/2009 2:50:53 PM, sadolite wrote:
If you think or believe any of the following you might just be a redneck like me!!

You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

I would be, -1


You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

I would if I had the resources, -1


You might be a redneck if:
You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

This is just silly +1


You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.

Nope, I'll remain quiet and respectful, but not bow my head as if to recognise their beliefs as true. So, -1


You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem...

Meh, +0.5 Sometimes, sometimes not.


You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

The Irish Armed Forces, yes, 100% +1


You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

Irish flag? Hell no. +1


You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

Yup. Not redneck beliefs though. +1


You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

Age is not a gauge for respect. -1


You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

Nah, I might share it, depends on the friend. -1

I'm -0.5 a redneck :D
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11/7/2010 8:03:52 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/7/2009 2:50:53 PM, sadolite wrote:
If you think or believe any of the following you might just be a redneck like me!!

Lets see

You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

It occured to me; no not redneck.

You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

Didn't know they did that, but I would if I did; not redneck

You might be a redneck if:
You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

+1 for redneck

You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.

Only when its awkward if I don't. +1/2?

You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem...

nope

You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

Nope

You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

semi? So +1/2 redneck?

You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

eh sketchy so I'm going with no.

You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

Not guilty

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

guilty.

So what 3 redneck points total?
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11/7/2010 8:10:06 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/7/2009 2:50:53 PM, sadolite wrote:
If you think or believe any of the following you might just be a redneck like me!!

You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
+1

You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
+1

You might be a redneck if:
You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
+1

You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.
+1

You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem...
+1

You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
+1

You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
+1

You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
+1

You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
+5

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
+1

Yep, 100% redneck.

American by birth

Southern by the Grace of God.
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11/8/2010 11:52:27 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/8/2010 11:51:16 AM, Koopin wrote:
10/10.
Though Koopin is only half white.

You live in Georgia, of course you're a redneck. :P
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11/8/2010 12:17:37 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/7/2009 2:50:53 PM, sadolite wrote:
If you think or believe any of the following you might just be a redneck like me!!

You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem...
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
+1
You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
-500, real patriotic redneaks will burn there worn out flags as a sign of respect, http://www.flagkeepers.org...
You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
+2
You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
if only, but rednecks fail to do this at about the same ratio as any other sterotype group. +1 anyway though
You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
uhhhhhhhh.....
One act of Rebellion created all the darkness and evil in the world; One life of Total Obedience created a path back to eternity and God.

A Scout is Obedient.
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11/8/2010 2:56:10 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 11/8/2010 12:17:37 PM, Marauder wrote:
At 10/7/2009 2:50:53 PM, sadolite wrote:

You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
-500, real patriotic redneaks will burn there worn out flags as a sign of respect, http://www.flagkeepers.org...

Very very true.

Forgot about that. I've been flying the same trio for about 10 years now, since I owned my own home. They aint ready for that yet. And I fly em right, up at dawn down and dusk so they last a long time.

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GOD BLESS ALABAMA
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