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The Modern Gay

YYW
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3/5/2013 2:13:06 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
*Disclaimer: If you don't think this applies to you, then it doesn't. I'm just making casual generalizations about the way many gays in modern times seem to behave.

**REAL DISCLAIMER: This is a satire of another thread by other posters.

I think they have it easy in life - at least in the butt anyway. They can get away with just about everything except marrying, adopting and receiving fair and equal treatment under American law. They don't have to necessarily work, because they could move to France and marry a gay doctor, because they can easily claim that they're more of a stereotypical bottom than they really are. They don't need education because again, they're not going to do anything other than die of AIDS. They still feel entitled to not only being socially accepted, but equal treatment in general. (THE AUDACITY!) Now, in the past, the big trade off was that they would be sent to mental institutions where electrodes were attached to their foreheads and a current passed through their brain whenever they were sexually aroused by other men -which made them perceived as socially inferior. However, the modern gay, exploiting the bloody work of his gay-lib queer power pride lions, can cry "I'm here and I'm queer" in desperate hope of effectuating social change, and only now are people starting to give a sh!t. In addition, the rise of bath houses and easily accessible gay porn online obviates their promiscuity.

So, having everything taken care for him, the modern gay Americian ex-pat can be as
flippant and carefree as he wishes -as long as he marries a French doctor.
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3/5/2013 11:56:48 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
A real disclaimer? c'mon that's no fun.
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3/5/2013 12:24:56 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/5/2013 12:07:25 PM, Kinesis wrote:
The pope retires and already we're curing AIDS? Coincidence?

We are on Reddit too.
"If you are a racist I will attack you with the north"- Abraham Lincoln

"Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material" - Leviticus 19 19

"War is a racket" - Smedley Butler