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9/28/2014 10:46:05 PM
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With the advent of 70+ years of technological advancement since Hitler effectively euthanised a significant fraction of the Jewish population, what would be the best way to go about eradicating Christians?

A system and method is required that will allow for the efficient slaughter and disposal of high-throughout for an extended period of time. In the US there are ~ 200 million Christians, over 30x the number that Hitler euthanised hence a more sophisticated machinery is required.

Gas chambers were clearly the most effective method employed in WW2, however this meant only a handful of specialized facilities were capable of executing such on large scales.

One way would to have a hunger games or 'battle royale' and allow the Christians to do all their dirty work. This comes with the advantage of reduced psychological trauma to the euthanisers, As well as increased christian cooperation. It does however require significant quantities of land and specialized facilities. However it is feasible to use an abandoned town as an arena and to just set them loose.

Alternatively we could allow for self-euthanization with a familial or monetary incentive, which while leaves a fraction of Christians alive, would be entirely self-automated.

Ideas, thoughts?
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9/28/2014 10:49:56 PM
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At 9/28/2014 10:46:05 PM, Envisage wrote:
With the advent of 70+ years of technological advancement since Hitler effectively euthanised a significant fraction of the Jewish population, what would be the best way to go about eradicating Christians?

A system and method is required that will allow for the efficient slaughter and disposal of high-throughout for an extended period of time. In the US there are ~ 200 million Christians, over 30x the number that Hitler euthanised hence a more sophisticated machinery is required.

Gas chambers were clearly the most effective method employed in WW2, however this meant only a handful of specialized facilities were capable of executing such on large scales.

One way would to have a hunger games or 'battle royale' and allow the Christians to do all their dirty work. This comes with the advantage of reduced psychological trauma to the euthanisers, As well as increased christian cooperation. It does however require significant quantities of land and specialized facilities. However it is feasible to use an abandoned town as an arena and to just set them loose.

Alternatively we could allow for self-euthanization with a familial or monetary incentive, which while leaves a fraction of Christians alive, would be entirely self-automated.

Ideas, thoughts?

Are there any people that you don't want to euthanize?
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9/28/2014 10:53:39 PM
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At 9/28/2014 10:46:05 PM, Envisage wrote:
With the advent of 70+ years of technological advancement since Hitler effectively euthanised a significant fraction of the Jewish population, what would be the best way to go about eradicating Christians?

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9/29/2014 2:16:39 PM
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At 9/28/2014 10:46:05 PM, Envisage wrote:
With the advent of 70+ years of technological advancement since Hitler effectively euthanised a significant fraction of the Jewish population, what would be the best way to go about eradicating Christians?

A system and method is required that will allow for the efficient slaughter and disposal of high-throughout for an extended period of time. In the US there are ~ 200 million Christians, over 30x the number that Hitler euthanised hence a more sophisticated machinery is required.

Gas chambers were clearly the most effective method employed in WW2, however this meant only a handful of specialized facilities were capable of executing such on large scales.

One way would to have a hunger games or 'battle royale' and allow the Christians to do all their dirty work. This comes with the advantage of reduced psychological trauma to the euthanisers, As well as increased christian cooperation. It does however require significant quantities of land and specialized facilities. However it is feasible to use an abandoned town as an arena and to just set them loose.

Alternatively we could allow for self-euthanization with a familial or monetary incentive, which while leaves a fraction of Christians alive, would be entirely self-automated.

Ideas, thoughts?

I have a method and it plays off of their doomsday fears. I say we give them the option of presenting a mark of the BEAST which can be the name of some sort of government program for completely eradicating paper money. Without this mark Christians won't be allowed to buy or trade. It will also be punishable by death to refuse the mark. If you refuse the mark, you're beheaded.

Accepting the mark would be equal to renouncing their religion, so this plan works out great.
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9/29/2014 6:23:08 PM
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At 9/28/2014 10:46:05 PM, Envisage wrote:
With the advent of 70+ years of technological advancement since Hitler effectively euthanised a significant fraction of the Jewish population, what would be the best way to go about eradicating Christians?

A system and method is required that will allow for the efficient slaughter and disposal of high-throughout for an extended period of time. In the US there are ~ 200 million Christians, over 30x the number that Hitler euthanised hence a more sophisticated machinery is required.

Gas chambers were clearly the most effective method employed in WW2, however this meant only a handful of specialized facilities were capable of executing such on large scales.

One way would to have a hunger games or 'battle royale' and allow the Christians to do all their dirty work. This comes with the advantage of reduced psychological trauma to the euthanisers, As well as increased christian cooperation. It does however require significant quantities of land and specialized facilities. However it is feasible to use an abandoned town as an arena and to just set them loose.

Alternatively we could allow for self-euthanization with a familial or monetary incentive, which while leaves a fraction of Christians alive, would be entirely self-automated.

Ideas, thoughts?

Poison bacon.
Jews, Buddhists, Muslims, and Hindus, by and large, don't eat pork to my knowledge.
Then, create a mass bacon scare reminding Christians that Muslims don't eat pork, so you should eat more of it, just to piss them off. Give them a reason to hate you.
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9/29/2014 8:20:12 PM
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At 9/29/2014 6:23:08 PM, Khaos_Mage wrote:
Poison bacon.
Jews, Buddhists, Muslims, and Hindus, by and large, don't eat pork to my knowledge.
Then, create a mass bacon scare reminding Christians that Muslims don't eat pork, so you should eat more of it, just to piss them off. Give them a reason to hate you.
Hindus eat pork. They don't eat beef.
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9/29/2014 8:22:01 PM
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At 9/29/2014 8:20:12 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 9/29/2014 6:23:08 PM, Khaos_Mage wrote:
Poison bacon.
Jews, Buddhists, Muslims, and Hindus, by and large, don't eat pork to my knowledge.
Then, create a mass bacon scare reminding Christians that Muslims don't eat pork, so you should eat more of it, just to piss them off. Give them a reason to hate you.
Hindus eat pork. They don't eat beef.

I think a lot of them tend to be vegetarian, though.
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9/29/2014 8:23:18 PM
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At 9/28/2014 10:46:05 PM, Envisage wrote:
With the advent of 70+ years of technological advancement since Hitler effectively euthanised a significant fraction of the Jewish population, what would be the best way to go about eradicating Christians?

A system and method is required that will allow for the efficient slaughter and disposal of high-throughout for an extended period of time. In the US there are ~ 200 million Christians, over 30x the number that Hitler euthanised hence a more sophisticated machinery is required.

Gas chambers were clearly the most effective method employed in WW2, however this meant only a handful of specialized facilities were capable of executing such on large scales.

One way would to have a hunger games or 'battle royale' and allow the Christians to do all their dirty work. This comes with the advantage of reduced psychological trauma to the euthanisers, As well as increased christian cooperation. It does however require significant quantities of land and specialized facilities. However it is feasible to use an abandoned town as an arena and to just set them loose.

Alternatively we could allow for self-euthanization with a familial or monetary incentive, which while leaves a fraction of Christians alive, would be entirely self-automated.

Ideas, thoughts?

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9/29/2014 9:09:44 PM
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At 9/29/2014 6:23:08 PM, Khaos_Mage wrote:
At 9/28/2014 10:46:05 PM, Envisage wrote:
With the advent of 70+ years of technological advancement since Hitler effectively euthanised a significant fraction of the Jewish population, what would be the best way to go about eradicating Christians?

A system and method is required that will allow for the efficient slaughter and disposal of high-throughout for an extended period of time. In the US there are ~ 200 million Christians, over 30x the number that Hitler euthanised hence a more sophisticated machinery is required.

Gas chambers were clearly the most effective method employed in WW2, however this meant only a handful of specialized facilities were capable of executing such on large scales.

One way would to have a hunger games or 'battle royale' and allow the Christians to do all their dirty work. This comes with the advantage of reduced psychological trauma to the euthanisers, As well as increased christian cooperation. It does however require significant quantities of land and specialized facilities. However it is feasible to use an abandoned town as an arena and to just set them loose.

Alternatively we could allow for self-euthanization with a familial or monetary incentive, which while leaves a fraction of Christians alive, would be entirely self-automated.

Ideas, thoughts?

Poison bacon.
Jews, Buddhists, Muslims, and Hindus, by and large, don't eat pork to my knowledge.
Then, create a mass bacon scare reminding Christians that Muslims don't eat pork, so you should eat more of it, just to piss them off. Give them a reason to hate you.

That is an ingenious proposition, although it does lack specificity since some Hindus, non religious etc would die too. Perhaps a more precise method would be to poison bread wafers. It would probably be more effective long-term to use sterilising agents rather than lethal toxins, since it would take longer for anybody to detect something was wrong.
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9/29/2014 9:12:18 PM
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At 9/29/2014 9:09:44 PM, Envisage wrote:

That is an ingenious proposition, although it does lack specificity since some Hindus, non religious etc would die too. Perhaps a more precise method would be to poison bread wafers. It would probably be more effective long-term to use sterilising agents rather than lethal toxins, since it would take longer for anybody to detect something was wrong.

I thought about wafers, but that only really affects Catholics (maybe Luthers/Protestants). Not all of them.

You asked for an efficient method, I gave you one.
So what if some non-christians died, non-jews died in the Holocaust too.
Think of it as collateral damage.
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9/29/2014 9:21:12 PM
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At 9/29/2014 9:12:18 PM, Khaos_Mage wrote:
At 9/29/2014 9:09:44 PM, Envisage wrote:

That is an ingenious proposition, although it does lack specificity since some Hindus, non religious etc would die too. Perhaps a more precise method would be to poison bread wafers. It would probably be more effective long-term to use sterilising agents rather than lethal toxins, since it would take longer for anybody to detect something was wrong.

I thought about wafers, but that only really affects Catholics (maybe Luthers/Protestants). Not all of them.

You asked for an efficient method, I gave you one.
So what if some non-christians died, non-jews died in the Holocaust too.
Think of it as collateral damage.

I am just worried about the ethics of killing so many pigs.... A lot of bacon is needed to wipe out 200 million people...
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9/29/2014 9:31:02 PM
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At 9/28/2014 10:46:05 PM, Envisage wrote:
With the advent of 70+ years of technological advancement since Hitler effectively euthanised a significant fraction of the Jewish population, what would be the best way to go about eradicating Christians?

A system and method is required that will allow for the efficient slaughter and disposal of high-throughout for an extended period of time. In the US there are ~ 200 million Christians, over 30x the number that Hitler euthanised hence a more sophisticated machinery is required.

Gas chambers were clearly the most effective method employed in WW2, however this meant only a handful of specialized facilities were capable of executing such on large scales.

One way would to have a hunger games or 'battle royale' and allow the Christians to do all their dirty work. This comes with the advantage of reduced psychological trauma to the euthanisers, As well as increased christian cooperation. It does however require significant quantities of land and specialized facilities. However it is feasible to use an abandoned town as an arena and to just set them loose.

Alternatively we could allow for self-euthanization with a familial or monetary incentive, which while leaves a fraction of Christians alive, would be entirely self-automated.

Ideas, thoughts?

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10/1/2014 12:58:42 PM
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At 9/28/2014 10:46:05 PM, Envisage wrote:
With the advent of 70+ years of technological advancement since Hitler effectively euthanised a significant fraction of the Jewish population, what would be the best way to go about eradicating Christians?

A system and method is required that will allow for the efficient slaughter and disposal of high-throughout for an extended period of time. In the US there are ~ 200 million Christians, over 30x the number that Hitler euthanised hence a more sophisticated machinery is required.

Gas chambers were clearly the most effective method employed in WW2, however this meant only a handful of specialized facilities were capable of executing such on large scales.

One way would to have a hunger games or 'battle royale' and allow the Christians to do all their dirty work. This comes with the advantage of reduced psychological trauma to the euthanisers, As well as increased christian cooperation. It does however require significant quantities of land and specialized facilities. However it is feasible to use an abandoned town as an arena and to just set them loose.

Alternatively we could allow for self-euthanization with a familial or monetary incentive, which while leaves a fraction of Christians alive, would be entirely self-automated.

Ideas, thoughts?

If you've got the time, I'd recommend hiding radioactive material in all churches. Over time, they will get cancer and die off.
Preferably, you could hide it in the cushions on the banks, this way the Christians are more likely to get problems with their reproductive organs, which ensures they won't reproduce faster then they die.

A faster approach seems quite difficult, since the majority of the US population is christian and thus it is practically impossible to gain control over them by using force.
Financing and organizing a surprise attack would also be extremely difficult to finance and organize.

Maybe one could replace their top leaders with people you control. Then have them call far a religious war. The major denominations fighting each other over who shall rule the US. Tough I assume this would lead to massive collateral damage and you would have to deal with whomever emerges as the victor.