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lastrequest691
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5/23/2010 11:37:37 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
So, if you are in a long distant relationship then how far is she ?
I think mine is 6,000+ km away from me.

Please don't say that LDR (Long Distant Relationship) does not work because I am going to prove them all wrong.
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brian_eggleston
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5/24/2010 2:44:40 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Sorry to break this to you but your relationship is almost certainly doomed.

DOOMED.

In fact, your affair is probably already all over but you just don't realise it.

She's most likely in a passionate embrace with another man right now as you read this.

Think about that. Your beloved being touched up by some dirty fat slob. Go on, think about it.

Come on, face up to the facts: she's stringing you along for a bit of a laugh.

Take my advice. Forget her and find a nice local girl instead.
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feverish
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5/24/2010 2:53:34 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/24/2010 2:44:40 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
Sorry to break this to you but your relationship is almost certainly doomed.

DOOMED.

In fact, your affair is probably already all over but you just don't realise it.

She's most likely in a passionate embrace with another man right now as you read this.

Think about that. Your beloved being touched up by some dirty fat slob. Go on, think about it.

Come on, face up to the facts: she's stringing you along for a bit of a laugh.

Take my advice. Forget her and find a nice local girl instead.

lol
Brian is not bitter at all.
brian_eggleston
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5/24/2010 3:13:10 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/24/2010 2:53:34 AM, feverish wrote:
At 5/24/2010 2:44:40 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
Sorry to break this to you but your relationship is almost certainly doomed.

DOOMED.

In fact, your affair is probably already all over but you just don't realise it.

She's most likely in a passionate embrace with another man right now as you read this.

Think about that. Your beloved being touched up by some dirty fat slob. Go on, think about it.

Come on, face up to the facts: she's stringing you along for a bit of a laugh.

Take my advice. Forget her and find a nice local girl instead.

lol
Brian is not bitter at all.

It's not that - he lives near Darjeeling in India which is about 6,000km from London and the more Asian babes there are available for selection here the better!
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feverish
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5/24/2010 4:31:17 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/24/2010 3:13:10 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
It's not that - he lives near Darjeeling in India which is about 6,000km from London and the more Asian babes there are available for selection here the better!

Can't fault your logic there, I'm quite partial towards Indian girls myself.
Ragnar_Rahl
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5/24/2010 7:33:16 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
I was in one, 3000 miles. Was going okay except the parental unit and the FBI. Those kinda made it crack under the pressure.
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mattrodstrom
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5/24/2010 7:36:27 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/24/2010 7:33:16 AM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
I was in one, 3000 miles. Was going okay except the parental unit and the FBI. Those kinda made it crack under the pressure.

FBI???

what, was she taking advantage of you?
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5/24/2010 7:56:40 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/24/2010 7:36:27 AM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 5/24/2010 7:33:16 AM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
I was in one, 3000 miles. Was going okay except the parental unit and the FBI. Those kinda made it crack under the pressure.

FBI???

what, was she taking advantage of you?

Supposedly.

Would've been legal within state lines too. Silly law.
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Maikuru
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5/24/2010 10:16:20 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
I'm not sure exactly how far apart we are, but my girlfriend lives in California and I live in New Jersey. We're going on our 9th year together so it hasn't been a deal-breaker yet. We are beyond antsy at this point, though.
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