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G Wyzzle's Black Hat Guide to Pimping and AMA

Wylted
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4/11/2015 9:29:40 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
I've decided to take my black hat guide site wide playa. My last guide taught you how to get pimp status on DDO, and links to my other guides. http://www.debate.org...

Now I teach you cats how to become a pimp, like me. I'll assume everyone is starting homeless and with no brains. This guide is the real deal playas.

ABC's of Pimping

ABC stands for always be flossing. Now for the white people reading this, I will properly define flossing. Also pimps don't need to spell stuff right. If they worried about spelling, they can make one of their hoes take an English class or something at the community college.

Flossing- "To flaunt expensive merchadise such as Iced-out rollies, Jaguars on Triple Golds, Gem-encrusted Pimp goblets, Huge whops of dank hydro, etc." http://www.urbandictionary.com...

Just starting on a come up, you got to be flossing goodwill stuff for now. Go tell a church you homeless and looking for a job. A lot of times you can get a voucher for good will that will get you some free clothes. More important than what you spend on what you wear is the style and how you wear it. You can find a style guide on one of those GQ sites, this guide is for pimping, I won't go into style too much here. Just make sure you're larger than life and stand out, without looking like an idiot.

Once you got the clothes get your welfare phone or whatever, and start talking to hoes. When you spit game, you gotta cover your butt. You don't have a car, because your Jaguar is in the shop. You're sleeping on a friend's couch because your laying low, when you're done you'll be returning to your crib in Beverly Hills or wherever it is rich white folks live. You might ask, "Yo G Wyzzle, how do I spit game". Well nigga just slow your role I'm getting to that.

Selling The Dream

One of the most important things to learn as a pimp, is how to take a hoes mind. There is no greater or rewarding conquest than a hoe's mind. Part of the game is selling a dream. You see some runaway or broke chick at Taco Bell go talk to her. Tell her how your uncle produces porns that pay $1,000 for a 20 minute scene, whatever it takes to register the dream. Tell them that you'll take care of them, pamper them be the man of their dreams. Sell them a great life. Where you two can settle down on your private island.

This dream is what's going to keep them going, when they're having to do anal to mouth for the third time in a day. The most important thing is to make them fall In love with you, because even a dream isn't enough. They need to love you and depend on you. I know right now you're thinking; "Yo G Wyzzle, I get how you get a hoe to fall in love and want to be with you, but how do I get them to have sex with other dudes for me?"

Well, it's simpler than you may think.

Make a Hoe Need You

After you get that hoe hooked, time to get that hoe needy. You make it clear to the hoe she is now part of a team and that you two are going to conquer the world together, but in order for that to work you have to work together. You take care of all her needs, but you have complete control of the finances. You hold all the money, have the only car etc.. They can have a cellphone, but only to talk to clients and you.

If she objects to this, just throw the dream in her face and start doubting her love for you. If she continues to resist, see if pimp smacking her will work. Typically your love and selling the dream should be enough to get her on board with giving up the things she'll need most to escape this situation.

Once she gives up all her stuff you can typically move to pimping her out.

Turning a Hoe Out

Now you got a hoe who is dependent and in love. Time to put that hoe on a loop (street walking), but I prefer starting an escort agency or using Craigslist.

Here is where that big dream, comes in handy, and is particularly useful with her love for you. You need to go ahead and make an appointment with a client and then let her know about it. She'll cry and protest, just gently explain how this is not something you want to do, but it contributes to obtaining the dream. Threaten to leave her if she doesn't do it just this one time. If she is sufficiently dependent on you, this should be an extremely scary thought. Also, again don't be afraid to just pimp smack the hoe and demand she go do her job. When she is done, take all the money. A real pimp takes 100% of the cut. You should also be instructing her to call you daddy by now.

Putting a Hoe in Check

Hoes sometimes test you. They should be keeping your apartment clean, cooking for you. You're their daddy and take very good care of them. Occasionally, they'll test you to see if you're still in charge. They want you to assert your authority, they aren't happy unless you do. They'll call you something other than daddy or "forget to vacuum",

You must never accept any form of disrespect from a hoe at all. I don't condone beating a hoe within an inch of her life or anything, but even an ethical pimp has to pimp smack his hoe. It's part of the game, and the game must always be respected.

Adding Hoes to the Stable

To add a hoe you just repeat the above process ad infinitum. The problem is the jealousy of the first hoe, which is easy enough to deal with. Just remind the first hoe about how this supports the dream, and how she is number one and someday you guys will be able to leave this crappy life behind and live happily ever after.

Your first hoe should be able to teach your new hoe the ropes on tricking. An important thing to learn is to never let one hoe see you show another hoe preference. Jealousy can hurt your stable a lot.

When to Drop a Hoe

It sucks that you've spent a lot of time grooming a hoe and making her dependent on you and at some point you may have to drop her. You may even feel a little bad for selling her this dream and leaving her ruined with no chance at a real future, but don't. If you didn't do this somebody else would have.

A good time to get rid of a hoe is if she gets pregnant. You don't want a dam pregnant woman on your roster. There are a few sick bastards that pay for that, but it typically hurts your bottom line. Now usually a hoe is on birth control or you can take advantage of abortion clinics in the area, but should either of those options be taken from you or prove to be ineffective just kick that hoe to the streets.

If a hoe gets an STD, kick her to the streets. You don't need your reputation or your escort company's reputation ruined by that crap. The hoe should've made her John wear a condom anyway.

If a hoe gets hooked on drugs, get rid of her. Some pimps use drugs to control a hoe's mind, but that is weak. It also opens you up to more interactions with police than necessary and their drug habits will cut into your bottom line. If a hoe is hooked drop that hoe.

BONUS

Be sure to read a bunch of Tony Robbins material or whatever self help guru is popular at the time. Like I said, putting a hoe in check is something you'll have to do from time to time, but in order to control her right, you'll have to master spitting that self help BS at her. She needs a dream and a purpose.

Another subject I didn't have time to get into due to me wanting to keep this to one post is sex. Sex is part of the breaking in process. You can't fully make her fall in love with you without the sexual element. It's also necessary as a tool to keep your thumb pressed down on them. They should never be allowed to refuse any sexual favor demanded from you.

I could honestly write several books on pimping, so I know there are a lot of questions left unanswered. I will respond to and highly encourage everyone to expand their knowledge of the pimp game by asking me as anything.
Wylted
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4/11/2015 9:33:35 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Seriously guys, I've spent a lot of time studying pimping and other obscure subjects. The focus with pimping was on ethical pimping, and I'm willing to answer any and all questions on it.
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4/11/2015 9:11:44 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 9:29:40 AM, Wylted wrote:
I've decided to take my black hat guide site wide playa. My last guide taught you how to get pimp status on DDO, and links to my other guides. http://www.debate.org...

: Now I teach you cats how to become a pimp, like me. I'll assume everyone is starting homeless and with no brains. This guide is the real deal playas.

ABC's of Pimping


Flossing- "To flaunt expensive merchadise such as Iced-out rollies, Jaguars on Triple Golds, Gem-encrusted Pimp goblets, Huge whops of dank hydro, etc." http://www.urbandictionary.com...

You might ask, "Yo G Wyzzle, how do I spit game". Well nigga just slow your role I'm getting to that.

Selling The Dream

"Yo G Wyzzle, I get how you get a hoe to fall in love and want to be with you, but how do I get them to have sex with other dudes for me?"

Well, it's simpler than you may think.

Make a Hoe Need You



Now you got a hoe who is dependent and in love. Time to put that hoe on a loop (street walking), but I prefer starting an escort agency or using Craigslist.

A real pimp takes 100% of the cut. You should also be instructing her to call you daddy by now.

Putting a Hoe in Check

Hoes sometimes test you. They should be keeping your apartment clean, cooking for you. You're their daddy and take very good care of them.

Your first hoe should be able to teach your new hoe the ropes on tricking. An important thing to learn is to never let one hoe see you show another hoe preference. Jealousy can hurt your stable a lot.

When to Drop a Hoe

Now usually a hoe is on birth control or you can take advantage of abortion clinics in the area, but should either of those options be taken from you or prove to be ineffective just kick that hoe to the streets.

If a hoe gets an STD, kick her to the streets. You don't need your reputation or your escort company's reputation ruined by that crap. The hoe should've made her John wear a condom anyway.

If a hoe gets hooked on drugs, get rid of her. Some pimps use drugs to control a hoe's mind, but that is weak.

I could honestly write several books on pimping, so I know there are a lot of questions left unanswered.

I understand you are a troll, but I really find it hard to find this funny.
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4/11/2015 9:14:39 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
It's not meant to be funny. It is a legitimate guide to pimping, I've developed from probably a thousand hours of researching ethical pimping. I assumed somebody would be interested in the guide and possibly want to ask some questions to learn about how the game is really played.
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4/11/2015 9:20:09 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 9:14:39 PM, Wylted wrote:
It's not meant to be funny. It is a legitimate guide to pimping, I've developed from probably a thousand hours of researching ethical pimping. I assumed somebody would be interested in the guide and possibly want to ask some questions to learn about how the game is really played.

Ha why don't you try it then. Seems like satire to me.
Wylted
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4/11/2015 9:24:59 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 9:20:09 PM, AFism wrote:
At 4/11/2015 9:14:39 PM, Wylted wrote:
It's not meant to be funny. It is a legitimate guide to pimping, I've developed from probably a thousand hours of researching ethical pimping. I assumed somebody would be interested in the guide and possibly want to ask some questions to learn about how the game is really played.

Ha why don't you try it then. Seems like satire to me.

Two questions

1. Does Satire have to be funny?

2. I don't pimp, because I have a conscience. Even ethical pimping means you have to ruin people's lives.
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4/11/2015 9:29:37 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 9:24:59 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 4/11/2015 9:20:09 PM, AFism wrote:
At 4/11/2015 9:14:39 PM, Wylted wrote:
It's not meant to be funny. It is a legitimate guide to pimping, I've developed from probably a thousand hours of researching ethical pimping. I assumed somebody would be interested in the guide and possibly want to ask some questions to learn about how the game is really played.

Ha why don't you try it then. Seems like satire to me.

Two questions

1. Does Satire have to be funny?

I dont see the use of some satire that isn't.

2. I don't pimp, because I have a conscience. Even ethical pimping means you have to ruin people's lives.

lol i didn't know there was a such thing.
Wylted
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4/11/2015 9:35:09 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 9:29:37 PM, AFism wrote:
At 4/11/2015 9:24:59 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 4/11/2015 9:20:09 PM, AFism wrote:
At 4/11/2015 9:14:39 PM, Wylted wrote:
It's not meant to be funny. It is a legitimate guide to pimping, I've developed from probably a thousand hours of researching ethical pimping. I assumed somebody would be interested in the guide and possibly want to ask some questions to learn about how the game is really played.

Ha why don't you try it then. Seems like satire to me.

Two questions

1. Does Satire have to be funny?

I dont see the use of some satire that isn't.

It's okay, but there is some great satire that isn't funny in the least. Some people liked "Animal Farm", I thought it sucked but some people thought it was good satire and it was funny. "1984" was entertaining and it was political satire that wasn't remotely funny. Also "The Prince" by Machiavelli was a satire to make fun of the elite of his time, and it was in no way funny. Satire certainly has it's place even when not funny.


2. I don't pimp, because I have a conscience. Even ethical pimping means you have to ruin people's lives.

lol i didn't know there was a such thing.

There is, though it's more rare now days. There is too much human trafficking in the business now and most pimps are one pump chumps and gorilla pimps. A one pump chump is a pimp with just one hoe and a gorilla pimp is a pimp that beats the hell out of his hoes.
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4/11/2015 9:50:10 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 9:35:09 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 4/11/2015 9:29:37 PM, AFism wrote:
At 4/11/2015 9:24:59 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 4/11/2015 9:20:09 PM, AFism wrote:
At 4/11/2015 9:14:39 PM, Wylted wrote:
It's not meant to be funny. It is a legitimate guide to pimping, I've developed from probably a thousand hours of researching ethical pimping. I assumed somebody would be interested in the guide and possibly want to ask some questions to learn about how the game is really played.

Ha why don't you try it then. Seems like satire to me.

Two questions

1. Does Satire have to be funny?

I dont see the use of some satire that isn't.

It's okay, but there is some great satire that isn't funny in the least. Some people liked "Animal Farm", I thought it sucked but some people thought it was good satire and it was funny. "1984" was entertaining and it was political satire that wasn't remotely funny. Also "The Prince" by Machiavelli was a satire to make fun of the elite of his time, and it was in no way funny. Satire certainly has it's place even when not funny.

Oh man, 1984 was good. Notice I did say some lol.




2. I don't pimp, because I have a conscience. Even ethical pimping means you have to ruin people's lives.

lol i didn't know there was a such thing.

There is, though it's more rare now days. There is too much human trafficking in the business now and most pimps are one pump chumps and gorilla pimps. A one pump chump is a pimp with just one hoe and a gorilla pimp is a pimp that beats the hell out of his hoes.

Jesus and you research pimping because? Never mind I dont want to know lol
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4/11/2015 10:02:49 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 9:50:10 PM, AFism wrote:

Jesus and you research pimping because? Never mind I dont want to know lol

Being poor, desperate, looking for a shortcut. My short cuts are just fantasies, though. All centering around different methods of mind control. I could start and run a cult right now if I wanted to, and be extremely wealthy in just a few years, unfortunately I have a conscience. I won't ever start a cult, or pimping because I haven't figured out how to kill my conscience. I'm honestly jealous of sociopaths.
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4/12/2015 12:43:41 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 10:02:49 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 4/11/2015 9:50:10 PM, AFism wrote:

Jesus and you research pimping because? Never mind I dont want to know lol

Being poor, desperate, looking for a shortcut. My short cuts are just fantasies, though. All centering around different methods of mind control. I could start and run a cult right now if I wanted to, and be extremely wealthy in just a few years, unfortunately I have a conscience. I won't ever start a cult, or pimping because I haven't figured out how to kill my conscience. I'm honestly jealous of sociopaths.

Ah i see. Hey would you mind letting me know when there will be a next beginners mafia game? I think I want to try one. BTW you shouldn't try to kill your conscience as that is the same as killing your soul, what makes you a human, some one of sentience. You should want to cherish something that makes you hurt, care, and love all at the same time. People kill to have that sort of feeling.
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4/12/2015 6:30:22 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/11/2015 10:02:49 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 4/11/2015 9:50:10 PM, AFism wrote:

Jesus and you research pimping because? Never mind I dont want to know lol

Being poor, desperate, looking for a shortcut. My short cuts are just fantasies, though. All centering around different methods of mind control. I could start and run a cult right now if I wanted to, and be extremely wealthy in just a few years, unfortunately I have a conscience. I won't ever start a cult, or pimping because I haven't figured out how to kill my conscience. I'm honestly jealous of sociopaths.
Wylted
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4/12/2015 8:19:50 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/12/2015 12:43:41 AM, AFism wrote:
At 4/11/2015 10:02:49 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 4/11/2015 9:50:10 PM, AFism wrote:

Jesus and you research pimping because? Never mind I dont want to know lol

Being poor, desperate, looking for a shortcut. My short cuts are just fantasies, though. All centering around different methods of mind control. I could start and run a cult right now if I wanted to, and be extremely wealthy in just a few years, unfortunately I have a conscience. I won't ever start a cult, or pimping because I haven't figured out how to kill my conscience. I'm honestly jealous of sociopaths.

Ah i see. Hey would you mind letting me know when there will be a next beginners mafia game? I think I want to try one. BTW you shouldn't try to kill your conscience as that is the same as killing your soul, what makes you a human, some one of sentience. You should want to cherish something that makes you hurt, care, and love all at the same time. People kill to have that sort of feeling.

Lol, no I've killed my emotions. I just haven't killed my conscience and contact BSH1 about the beginner series. He may be able to get you in one extremely soon. It's real fun I hope you take part.
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4/12/2015 1:58:01 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/12/2015 8:19:50 AM, Wylted wrote:
At 4/12/2015 12:43:41 AM, AFism wrote:
At 4/11/2015 10:02:49 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 4/11/2015 9:50:10 PM, AFism wrote:

Jesus and you research pimping because? Never mind I dont want to know lol

Being poor, desperate, looking for a shortcut. My short cuts are just fantasies, though. All centering around different methods of mind control. I could start and run a cult right now if I wanted to, and be extremely wealthy in just a few years, unfortunately I have a conscience. I won't ever start a cult, or pimping because I haven't figured out how to kill my conscience. I'm honestly jealous of sociopaths.

Ah i see. Hey would you mind letting me know when there will be a next beginners mafia game? I think I want to try one. BTW you shouldn't try to kill your conscience as that is the same as killing your soul, what makes you a human, some one of sentience. You should want to cherish something that makes you hurt, care, and love all at the same time. People kill to have that sort of feeling.

Lol, no I've killed my emotions. I just haven't killed my conscience and contact BSH1 about the beginner series. He may be able to get you in one extremely soon. It's real fun I hope you take part.

If your conscience isn't dead yet you still have some semblance of emotion lol whether you believe it or not. Don't you know that they are both interconnected.And I'll message him thanks!
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4/12/2015 3:23:39 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/12/2015 1:58:01 PM, AFism wrote:
At 4/12/2015 8:19:50 AM, Wylted wrote:
At 4/12/2015 12:43:41 AM, AFism wrote:
At 4/11/2015 10:02:49 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 4/11/2015 9:50:10 PM, AFism wrote:

Jesus and you research pimping because? Never mind I dont want to know lol

Being poor, desperate, looking for a shortcut. My short cuts are just fantasies, though. All centering around different methods of mind control. I could start and run a cult right now if I wanted to, and be extremely wealthy in just a few years, unfortunately I have a conscience. I won't ever start a cult, or pimping because I haven't figured out how to kill my conscience. I'm honestly jealous of sociopaths.

Ah i see. Hey would you mind letting me know when there will be a next beginners mafia game? I think I want to try one. BTW you shouldn't try to kill your conscience as that is the same as killing your soul, what makes you a human, some one of sentience. You should want to cherish something that makes you hurt, care, and love all at the same time. People kill to have that sort of feeling.

Lol, no I've killed my emotions. I just haven't killed my conscience and contact BSH1 about the beginner series. He may be able to get you in one extremely soon. It's real fun I hope you take part.

If your conscience isn't dead yet you still have some semblance of emotion lol whether you believe it or not. Don't you know that they are both interconnected.And I'll message him thanks!

I wouldn't consider empathy an emotion, but cool. I know the emotions are still there somewhere. Otherwise it wouldn't hurt me to hurt others, but cool.