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All religions are dumb as f"ck

smelisox
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10/19/2015 11:00:34 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Your religion is dumb as f"ck.
A.K.A: "Sh-t religious people say."

Catholics: "Lol bread is jesus flesh n stuff"
"Omg you dont pray f-cking pleb get out my face."
"Sex before marriage is rong except if a priest rapes a kid yano"
"Lol jesus was a white american man"
"lol u fink we were monkis before dood read the bibbel"
"omg u cant say god or damn! gosh darn it :)"

Orthodox: "No one even knows who we are"

Jews: "I don't eat pork"
"Look at me in my silly hat"
"I was mutilated against my will as a child"
"They call me Nearly-skinless D1ck. My circumscision went wrong."
"We were the first religion! You know, except the one in 80,000 BC."
"Jesus was a jew."
"lol we r rule holiwood and the gvmnt lol money hook nose"
"Jehovah... OH SH1T!"

Muslims: "ALLAHU AKBAR KILL THE INFIDELS the Quh'ran is peaceful my friend"
"I don't eat pork"
"Would you like to meet my sister/wife?"
"What, you only have one wife? Where is the fun in that?"

Rastafarian: "yeah n-gga pass me da spliff, I am da god of da weed"
"ye blod, we da best religian in da house"

Pastafarian: "I love rainbow dash"
"Omg pastafarian is a real religion yak hunt"
"LOL AOS 11!1!1!1"

Atheists: "lol how can god be three ppl thats imposbile"
"if heaven exists how come we cant see it"
"why was jesus a jew"
"if god is nice why did he burn sodom"
"if god loves everyone why doesnt he love muslims and gays"
"did jesus die for hitler's sins too? jesus is a wanker"

Take this with a grain of salt.
Vox_Veritas
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10/20/2015 9:41:17 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
I don't consider atheist arguments in general to be idiotic, but this thread so far is a load of ****.
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ironslippers
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10/21/2015 4:40:15 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 10/19/2015 11:00:34 PM, smelisox wrote:
Your religion is dumb as f"ck.
A.K.A: "Sh-t religious people say."


Catholics: "Lol bread is jesus flesh n stuff"
"Omg you dont pray f-cking pleb get out my face."
"Sex before marriage is rong except if a priest rapes a kid yano"
"Lol jesus was a white american man"
"lol u fink we were monkis before dood read the bibbel"
"omg u cant say god or damn! gosh darn it :)"

Orthodox: "No one even knows who we are"

Jews: "I don't eat pork"
"Look at me in my silly hat"
"I was mutilated against my will as a child"
"They call me Nearly-skinless D1ck. My circumscision went wrong."
"We were the first religion! You know, except the one in 80,000 BC."
"Jesus was a jew."
"lol we r rule holiwood and the gvmnt lol money hook nose"
"Jehovah... OH SH1T!"

Muslims: "ALLAHU AKBAR KILL THE INFIDELS the Quh'ran is peaceful my friend"
"I don't eat pork"
"Would you like to meet my sister/wife?"
"What, you only have one wife? Where is the fun in that?"

Rastafarian: "yeah n-gga pass me da spliff, I am da god of da weed"
"ye blod, we da best religian in da house"

Pastafarian: "I love rainbow dash"
"Omg pastafarian is a real religion yak hunt"
"LOL AOS 11!1!1!1"

Atheists: "lol how can god be three ppl thats imposbile"
"if heaven exists how come we cant see it"
"why was jesus a jew"
"if god is nice why did he burn sodom"
"if god loves everyone why doesnt he love muslims and gays"
"did jesus die for hitler's sins too? jesus is a wanker"




Take this with a grain of salt.

Would you please write one for buddhism
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