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tvellalott
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12/11/2010 10:05:44 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
Well, I just went to the strippers for the first time and I must say, 20 dollars for a lap dance seemed like a valuable investment at the time and still seems so in retrospect.

I'm still completely totalled, so lets see if I still think so in the morning.
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12/11/2010 11:04:51 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
. . . hmmm . . . strippers . . .
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12/11/2010 11:46:16 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/11/2010 10:05:44 AM, tvellalott wrote:]
I'm still completely totalled,
I bet you are. http://www.livestrong.com...
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12/11/2010 12:26:07 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
The post above me has a good point, you ought to be sad to go to the strippers just how you ought to be poor to be a stripper. Its a common knowledge that by far most strippers don't choose their ways hence its very likely that you are a depressing person to be around; now I'm getting depressed myself!
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12/11/2010 2:28:30 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/11/2010 12:06:55 PM, Eccedustin wrote:
I don't need strippers. I have a girlfriend.

No one NEEDS strippers, but they can fun to watch while eating lunch.
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12/11/2010 4:28:39 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/11/2010 2:28:30 PM, gavin.ogden wrote:
At 12/11/2010 12:06:55 PM, Eccedustin wrote:
I don't need strippers. I have a girlfriend.

No one NEEDS strippers, but they can fun to watch while eating lunch.

This.
We had never been before so it was quite fun really. Strippers are fvcking ruthless though, I was stripped of significant amounts of money.
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12/11/2010 5:06:09 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/11/2010 4:35:23 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
At 12/11/2010 4:32:21 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 12/11/2010 12:06:55 PM, Eccedustin wrote:
I'm lonely, have no one, and will never have anyone.

Cool story, brah.

Cool story indeed.

Riveting tale, chap.
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12/11/2010 5:09:00 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/11/2010 5:06:09 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 12/11/2010 4:35:23 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
At 12/11/2010 4:32:21 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 12/11/2010 12:06:55 PM, Eccedustin wrote:
I'm lonely, have no one, and will never have anyone.

Cool story, brah.

Cool story indeed.

Riveting tale, chap.

Great fvcking yarn, mate.
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12/11/2010 5:45:53 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/11/2010 4:28:39 PM, tvellalott wrote:
At 12/11/2010 2:28:30 PM, gavin.ogden wrote:
At 12/11/2010 12:06:55 PM, Eccedustin wrote:
I don't need strippers. I have a girlfriend.

No one NEEDS strippers, but they can fun to watch while eating lunch.

This.
We had never been before so it was quite fun really. Strippers are fvcking ruthless though, I was stripped of significant amounts of money.

That's what they do. I used to enjoy them very much. Some are pretty smart but the rest are really messed up. I've only been with one stripper, and she was crazier then me at the time.
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12/13/2010 9:37:26 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/13/2010 9:30:11 PM, Ren wrote:
I would never, ever pay a woman to take her clothes off and enjoy herself with me.

I had never felt any urge to go to the strippers prior and having been once, I don't know that I'll ever go again. The whole thing felt so damn uncomfortable. Regardless of how nice the strippers were or how close she got her box to my face, it was all bullsh!t. I was so uncomfortable, the first stripper that approached me got my 20 bucks with absolutely no effort. I was kind of hoping she would go away. o.O;

Give me a bar with a sly look at some chicks arse over bloody strippers any day.
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12/15/2010 12:30:45 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I read an article about how much it sux to be a stripper because they're only hot enough to strip for like 10 years. After that they have to retire to being a secretary or working at a fast food joint. Quite a change of pace.

I wonder if they ever hear a song on the radio, get confused at their new job and take their shirt off before they realize what's going on.
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12/15/2010 10:54:00 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/15/2010 12:30:45 PM, bluesteel wrote:
I read an article about how much it sux to be a stripper because they're only hot enough to strip for like 10 years. After that they have to retire to being a secretary or working at a fast food joint. Quite a change of pace.

Indeed. That's why they're so friggin' ruthless. More likely when that time starts to come around, they just marry some ugly rich guy.
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12/15/2010 11:47:14 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/15/2010 10:54:00 PM, tvellalott wrote:
At 12/15/2010 12:30:45 PM, bluesteel wrote:
I read an article about how much it sux to be a stripper because they're only hot enough to strip for like 10 years. After that they have to retire to being a secretary or working at a fast food joint. Quite a change of pace.

Indeed. That's why they're so friggin' ruthless. More likely when that time starts to come around, they just marry some ugly rich guy.

You were really uncomfortable? That was one place I used to feel at ease back in the day. Maybe you don't know how to work them and they just worked you. But if you never go back it would be best. For sure.
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tvellalott
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12/15/2010 11:51:15 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/15/2010 11:47:14 PM, jharry wrote:
You were really uncomfortable? That was one place I used to feel at ease back in the day. Maybe you don't know how to work them and they just worked you. But if you never go back it would be best. For sure.

I imagine that without alcohol the experience would have been unbearable.
I suppose I was worked and quite easily too. I'm a sucker for a pretty face. It's only in retrospect that I think of the experience as a bad one. I was happy when I had some gorgeous chicks naked butt in my face.
Plus, I don't earn very much money and i can see it becoming a very expensive pastime.
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12/16/2010 2:15:16 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
In Vegas once, after a long night, some friends dragged me to a strip club. I was so tired I fell asleep. This one chunky stripper got mad, thought I was disrespecting her, and yelled at me. I flipped her off and went right back to sleep.
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12/16/2010 2:23:47 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/16/2010 2:15:16 AM, bluesteel wrote:
In Vegas once, after a long night, some friends dragged me to a strip club. I was so tired I fell asleep. This one chunky stripper got mad, thought I was disrespecting her, and yelled at me. I flipped her off and went right back to sleep.

Win :D
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12/16/2010 4:14:14 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/15/2010 11:51:15 PM, tvellalott wrote:
At 12/15/2010 11:47:14 PM, jharry wrote:

Plus, I don't earn very much money and i can see it becoming a very expensive pastime.

A mate of mine used to get through at least a grand (AUD/USD1600.00) a month in strip clubs before he was married - now he only spends about half that, but it's still the price of a brand new Mercedes every year.
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12/16/2010 5:55:09 AM
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At 12/16/2010 4:14:14 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
At 12/15/2010 11:51:15 PM, tvellalott wrote:
At 12/15/2010 11:47:14 PM, jharry wrote:

Plus, I don't earn very much money and i can see it becoming a very expensive pastime.

A mate of mine used to get through at least a grand (AUD/USD1600.00) a month in strip clubs before he was married - now he only spends about half that, but it's still the price of a brand new Mercedes every year.

O_O
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