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What do you identify as?

Throwback
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8/21/2016 2:11:24 PM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 8/21/2016 12:58:20 PM, Heterodox wrote:
I identify as a meat popsicle.

LOL...nice take on our dying values and dying culture. -Throwback, the blue-leafed liquid deck lining.
When I respond with "OK" don't take it personally. I'm simply being appropriately dismissive.
foxxhajti
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8/21/2016 2:22:58 PM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 8/21/2016 12:58:20 PM, Heterodox wrote:
I identify as a meat popsicle.

I identify as a pansexual demigirl foxkin adult baby. My pronouns are xe, xyr, xemself. Respect my pronouns, or you'll trigger me big time, you bigot.
"It's interesting to observe that almost all truly worthy men have simple manners, and that simple manners are almost always taken as a sign of little worth" - Giacomo Leopardi

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8/21/2016 2:57:11 PM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 8/21/2016 12:58:20 PM, Heterodox wrote:
I identify as a meat popsicle.

I identify as a 32yr old tortoise.
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8/22/2016 5:12:46 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
Omg this just gave me PTSD #transphobic
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8/22/2016 8:01:25 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
Humanzee
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8/22/2016 3:37:57 PM
Posted: 3 months ago
I identify as a pseudoqueer negative semi-retarded A10-C Thunderbolt II with 3 extra engines from the narnian dimension of hell one buddhist realm of existence above Nazi Germany right below Hogwarts University right below heaven and under hell. My preferred pronouns are Xieum, Xiearuiumra, and Xioareuouaoriue.

I am triggered if you don't use my right pronouns
Valkrin
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8/22/2016 3:59:12 PM
Posted: 3 months ago
I sexually Identify as Fox McCloud. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my Melee Championship at EVO. People say to me that a person being Fox McCloud is Impossible and I'm f*cking retarded but I don't care, Mishun Complete. I'm having MaNg0 inject me with tech skill and mindgames. From now on I want you guys to call me "Fox" and respect my right to shine and upsmash. If you can't accept me you're a spaciephobe and need to check your tierlist privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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8/22/2016 4:01:49 PM
Posted: 3 months ago
A wall socket (outlet), preferably the one on the bottom, but it has to be a European outlet. Sexually, I am a reincarnate of Gordan Ramsay's left arm, but smothered in hot wax and painted over with copper and acrylic paints on the chroma spectrum. Failure to acknowledge such will trigger me enough to burst into flames the next time someone tries to use me for power, and I will not calm down until thoroughly doused with water.
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8/23/2016 7:59:27 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
My pronouns are xe, xyr, xemself. Respect my pronouns, or you'll trigger me big time, you bigot.

Surely that's 'You'll trigger xe big time', don't xou thing?
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8/24/2016 9:03:00 PM
Posted: 3 months ago
I identify as a fembot with machine gun jubblies.
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Godgirl
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8/27/2016 12:31:49 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 8/21/2016 12:58:20 PM, Heterodox wrote:
I identify as a meat popsicle.

"The pinecones in my backyard identify as human. They can't provide for themselves, so you need to pay taxes to provide their welfare."
I didn't come up with this my friend Josh did.
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8/31/2016 9:48:09 PM
Posted: 3 months ago
At 8/21/2016 12:58:20 PM, Heterodox wrote:
I identify as a meat popsicle.
that's p good :) I identify as female and nothing else, although sometimes I feel more like a potato lol
Otokage
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9/3/2016 10:55:40 AM
Posted: 3 months ago
I identify as God, and I would like to ask people to worship me and kill anyone that doesn't worship me. Specifically I want their heads chopped and their fingertips cut in opposite directions. Anyone that obeys my commands will have great reward by my side in the afterlife, and anyone that rebels will be doomed to eternal suffering.

PS: I'm all loving, all caring, all forgiving, perfect, eternal, omnipotent, colossally beyond your pitiful comprehension. So do not judge me or criticice me.
ThisIsMyUsername333
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9/7/2016 2:49:13 AM
Posted: 2 months ago
Personally, I identify as abortionsexual. I've known that I'm abortionsexual since I was 12, which was when I found out what abortion was. Even though my parents think that I'm disgusting, I still watch Planned Parenthood videos on my iPad when it's late at night. There's just something about abortion that appeals to me. Maybe it's the little arms, or maybe it's the blood, but either way, I hope that the Supreme Court legalizes abortion marriage next, so I can be with the love of my life. My pronouns are fetus, zygote, and trimester. Please don't be an abortophobe to me or my lifelong hero, Kermit Gosnell.