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Geogeer
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12/22/2015 6:18:08 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 12/22/2015 1:49:40 AM, IntellectVsSpirit5000 wrote:
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Nothing is more advanced than a real person.
Wylted
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12/22/2015 8:22:43 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 12/22/2015 6:18:08 PM, Geogeer wrote:
At 12/22/2015 1:49:40 AM, IntellectVsSpirit5000 wrote:
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Nothing is more advanced than a real person.

Have you tried 2 real people, who have boob jobs, liposuction and tongue rings?
Emilrose
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12/22/2015 8:40:11 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Actually, sex toys are already pretty advanced. The vibrator is nice and dildo's can get pretty big.

One of my favourite things is flavoured lube, so tasty...a couple I used to babysit cats for had a whole collection...I wonder if they noticed that I'd been through (and actually used) their sex toys, hmm. Let's just say I wasn't asked again, as I also masturbated in their hot tub.
All the time your soul is craving and longing for something else. And in vain does the dreamer rummage about in his old dreams, raking them over as though they were a heap of cinders, looking in these cinders for some spark, however tiny, to fan it into a flame so as to warm his chilled blood by it and revive in it all that he held so dear before, all that touched his heart, that made his blood course through his veins, that drew tears from his eyes, and that so splendidly deceived him!
Geogeer
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12/22/2015 9:09:44 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 12/22/2015 8:22:43 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 12/22/2015 6:18:08 PM, Geogeer wrote:
At 12/22/2015 1:49:40 AM, IntellectVsSpirit5000 wrote:
See above

Nothing is more advanced than a real person.

Have you tried 2 real people, who have boob jobs, liposuction and tongue rings?

Actually when I have sex, there are always 2 real people. I don't think I'd look good with a boob job. Liposuction? Are you implying I'm fat? Rings go on fingers not tongues. My tongue would look really silly rolled up going through a ring.
Wylted
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12/22/2015 9:32:19 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 12/22/2015 9:09:44 PM, Geogeer wrote:
At 12/22/2015 8:22:43 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 12/22/2015 6:18:08 PM, Geogeer wrote:
At 12/22/2015 1:49:40 AM, IntellectVsSpirit5000 wrote:
See above

Nothing is more advanced than a real person.

Have you tried 2 real people, who have boob jobs, liposuction and tongue rings?

Actually when I have sex, there are always 2 real people. I don't think I'd look good with a boob job. Liposuction? Are you implying I'm fat? Rings go on fingers not tongues. My tongue would look really silly rolled up going through a ring.

You don't know what you're missing. Next time you're in America, the prostitutes will be put on my charge card, and you can enjoy two or three of them at a time
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12/24/2015 2:37:24 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 12/22/2015 9:32:19 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 12/22/2015 9:09:44 PM, Geogeer wrote:
At 12/22/2015 8:22:43 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 12/22/2015 6:18:08 PM, Geogeer wrote:
At 12/22/2015 1:49:40 AM, IntellectVsSpirit5000 wrote:
See above

Nothing is more advanced than a real person.

Have you tried 2 real people, who have boob jobs, liposuction and tongue rings?

Actually when I have sex, there are always 2 real people. I don't think I'd look good with a boob job. Liposuction? Are you implying I'm fat? Rings go on fingers not tongues. My tongue would look really silly rolled up going through a ring.

You don't know what you're missing. Next time you're in America, the prostitutes will be put on my charge card, and you can enjoy two or three of them at a time

What's this two real people thing like? sounds wierd. What about a dildo DVDcombo and the DVD is a mega hot chick using it then packing it up. I caught a sherbet stick from a strippers fandangle 1 night , I forgot about it. Only to find my missus eating it when I woke up. What they don't know. What about a golden shower in a can . Is there a market for used condoms? Then there was this 1 time, at band camp.