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Best puns in rap songs

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12/6/2017 3:37:43 PM
Posted: 1 month ago
Post 'em!

Mine and the reason for the creation of this thread is from Eminem's Rap God.

"But for me to rap like a computer it must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket"

Genes and jeans. The second line of this excerpt makes you think about what kind of pants he is wearing. And, people think jeans. Furthermore, in the video there is a shot of him walking away from the camera with a literal laptop in the back pocket of his jeans.
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12/9/2017 8:32:13 PM
Posted: 1 month ago
I stick my debate inside your mind,
Your mind too tight, third eye too blind,
I lubricate it with some humor,
My balls got that humility,
I'm a malignant little tumor,
I spread my seed at a rate of infinity.
You are not my friend, you are my girlfriend.
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12/12/2017 11:23:09 PM
Posted: 1 month ago
Not technically a pun, but some really flipping amazing wordplay:

"They were calling you a dick back in '76
And you really haven't done anything new since
You nuisance with no sense
You would die of irrelevance
Go ahead, you aspire to my level
You aspire to malevolence"
- Vaarka
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12/13/2017 4:49:23 PM
Posted: 1 month ago
"Most of ya'll sharing bars like you got the bottom bunk in a two-man cell."

"In the end, but I ain't gonna be the only one with the advantage of knowin' what it's like to be southpaw cause you can bet your ass you'll be left handed"

I have other ones I can't think of, may post if I think of them later.
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