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SeventhProfessor
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10/31/2017 1:35:32 AM
Posted: 3 weeks ago
As many of you know, we have a very special man here on the fora. He lives in Connecticut, he loves Rocky Horror, and he absolutely adores Jews. That's right, it's bossyburrito!

Now, our great friend bossy has had an experience. He attended a showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, as he often does. Now that the Hallowe'en season has approached, two things have significantly changed about his favorite pastime:

A) There are far more people attending
B) Many of them have begun wearing costumes

Bossy's eye was caught by one costume in particular: Annie Hall! He struck up a conversation with her immediately, but eventually was forced by the line to separate. He planned to see her after the show ended, and to make sure he had the opportunity, he got out of the theater first.

Examining everyone as they left, he finally saw Annie. Gaining his confidence, he began his approach, when all of a sudden, tragedy struck. She joined a group of approximately three other people.

Bossy, a principled man, refused to partake in such collectivist nonsense. He decided to find her online, court her, and eventually make a nun of her.

He spent hours on his quest, poring over the list of people that noted on Facebook they would attend his RHPS screening (of whom numbered greater than 700), and to no avail.

So now, the burden lies on all of you. If you've made it this far, you know this poor boy requires all of you to share this post so he can find the woman of his dreams. Please like and comment.
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"bossy r u like 85 years old and have lost ur mind"
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bossyburrito
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10/31/2017 3:11:57 AM
Posted: 3 weeks ago
At 10/31/2017 2:50:31 AM, sadolite wrote:
Do people still throw stuff during certain scenes in the movie? Rice, toasts cards and such.

Yes! And toilet paper.
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"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

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Mharman
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10/31/2017 12:57:02 PM
Posted: 3 weeks ago
At 10/31/2017 1:35:32 AM, SeventhProfessor wrote:

After all this posting, I still have no idea what type of user you are.
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SeventhProfessor
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11/2/2017 10:25:06 PM
Posted: 2 weeks ago
This is important
Stooge the Worst

#UnbanTheMadman

#StandWithBossy

#UnbanTheCuntMan

"bossy r u like 85 years old and have lost ur mind"
~mysteriouscrystals

"I've honestly never seen seventh post anything that wasn't completely idiotic in a trying-to-be-funny way."
~F-16

"SeventhProfessor is actually a surprisingly good poster."
~Devilry

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SeventhProfessor
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11/10/2017 1:09:21 AM
Posted: 1 week ago
This is VERY important!
Stooge the Worst

#UnbanTheMadman

#StandWithBossy

#UnbanTheCuntMan

"bossy r u like 85 years old and have lost ur mind"
~mysteriouscrystals

"I've honestly never seen seventh post anything that wasn't completely idiotic in a trying-to-be-funny way."
~F-16

"SeventhProfessor is actually a surprisingly good poster."
~Devilry

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Mharman
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11/10/2017 3:12:40 PM
Posted: 1 week ago
At 11/10/2017 2:08:27 AM, YYW wrote:
At 11/10/2017 1:09:21 AM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
This is VERY important!

lol oh yes

I think we ought to change our sigs for this worthy cause.
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