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Popsicle jokes
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8/24/2017 11:45:31 PM Posted: 8 months ago Just ate my way through a popsicle. Here's the joke on the stick.
"Q: Why did Janeen go into the forest to look for her parents? A: She wanted to find her family tree." Beginner Series Mafia Mod. PM if interested*** - "I bet you're thinking right now 'haha I'm a genius'. well you're not" - Valkrin "You're too young to be so wise, mate. Tone it down a little." - Devilry *puffs bubble pipe* |
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8/25/2017 12:20:05 AM Posted: 8 months ago You had a Popsicle? That's not fair
I've got a Diet Coke at 1:15 in the morning instead, it's nice and cold tho mmm I love Diet Coke it's better than coffee and normal coke and fanta and everything but can't forget your water either as that keeps you hydrated and cleans all your toxins and helps transports nutrients around your organs so yeah I've got to study tomorrow can't keep distracting myself byee goodnight Flectere si nequeo superos, Acheronta movebo. |
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8/25/2017 1:11:48 AM Posted: 8 months ago At 8/25/2017 12:20:05 AM, Emilrose wrote: Having observed that elephants drink only water and not wanting to look like an elephant, I try to stay away from water and stick to my daily liquid intake of Alcohol. The S-word of God. The sharp two edged Tongue, that cuts all the way through to the division of the Soul and the spirit. |
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9/16/2017 8:19:31 PM Posted: 7 months ago How do skeletons communicate?
Cell Bone Beginner Series Mafia Mod. PM if interested*** - "I bet you're thinking right now 'haha I'm a genius'. well you're not" - Valkrin "You're too young to be so wise, mate. Tone it down a little." - Devilry *puffs bubble pipe* |
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9/16/2017 10:19:59 PM Posted: 7 months ago At 9/16/2017 8:19:31 PM, Vaarka wrote: You are very punny, my dear sir. There is already a thread for Puns extant. |
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9/17/2017 1:22:04 PM Posted: 7 months ago At 9/16/2017 10:19:59 PM, GrimlyF wrote:At 9/16/2017 8:19:31 PM, Vaarka wrote: I'm posting jokes from popsicle sticks (from popsicles that I eat) Beginner Series Mafia Mod. PM if interested*** - "I bet you're thinking right now 'haha I'm a genius'. well you're not" - Valkrin "You're too young to be so wise, mate. Tone it down a little." - Devilry *puffs bubble pipe* |
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9/17/2017 2:32:54 PM Posted: 7 months ago At 9/17/2017 1:22:04 PM, Vaarka wrote:At 9/16/2017 10:19:59 PM, GrimlyF wrote:At 9/16/2017 8:19:31 PM, Vaarka wrote: I fear for your health, young Vaarka, ( and your waistband ) those Lolly freezes can be killers. |
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9/17/2017 3:45:18 PM Posted: 7 months ago At 9/17/2017 2:32:54 PM, GrimlyF wrote:At 9/17/2017 1:22:04 PM, Vaarka wrote:At 9/16/2017 10:19:59 PM, GrimlyF wrote:At 9/16/2017 8:19:31 PM, Vaarka wrote: I've only posted two jokes in this thread, lol Beginner Series Mafia Mod. PM if interested*** - "I bet you're thinking right now 'haha I'm a genius'. well you're not" - Valkrin "You're too young to be so wise, mate. Tone it down a little." - Devilry *puffs bubble pipe* |
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9/18/2017 12:50:37 AM Posted: 7 months ago At 9/17/2017 3:45:18 PM, Vaarka wrote:At 9/17/2017 2:32:54 PM, GrimlyF wrote:At 9/17/2017 1:22:04 PM, Vaarka wrote:At 9/16/2017 10:19:59 PM, GrimlyF wrote:At 9/16/2017 8:19:31 PM, Vaarka wrote: Yes, and you can give up popsicles anytime you choose. Get help while you can. |
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9/21/2017 4:57:50 AM Posted: 7 months ago A little 4 year old girl eating a popsicle, said to her 5 year old boy friend; "I found a condom in an old ice box down the back yard," To which the young boy responded; "Wh, Wha, What, What's, what's an ice box?"
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12/6/2017 5:19:58 PM Posted: 4 months ago Being funny is really hard when your a serious type of person but what if this tips can help you a lot!.
Try to Remember Funny Moments in Your Life Learn to Laugh at Yourself by Making Jokes at Your Own Expense Try Using Your Body Language to be Funny Exaggerate a Little Bit Learn Some Jokes Don"t Use Mocking or Belittling Humor Watch Movies or Read Books The Perfect Timing for Your Joke is the Key Try to Sense Your Audience Think Funny by Looking at the Funny Side of about Almost Everything When a Person is Rude to You or Annoys You, Answer Them with Humor Rather Than Aggression Learn to Evaluate the Situation before Making a Joke Laugh at Other People"s Jokes Surround Yourself with People that Have a Positive Outlook on Life Be Positive and Enthusiastic Let me know if these tips work! https://ponbee.com... |
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12/6/2017 5:43:19 PM Posted: 4 months ago This also made my day!
Take your risks now, as you grow older you become more fearful and less flexible. And I mean that literally. I hurt my knee this week on the treadmill, and it wasn"t even on. |
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12/14/2017 5:34:57 AM Posted: 4 months ago Great jokes, made my day.
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