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mandarinka
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10/27/2016 8:41:44 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
My dad always say some awkward jokes. Or stuff wich was popular in internet couple of years ago. Like: Hey, girl! Lol! Have you heard? I said LOL. Everyone says LOL when smth going funny.

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marakorpa
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1/18/2017 5:25:06 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Fair Dinkum dad Jokes: Why do the French eat snails.....They don't like fast food.

What does M'n'M's poo look like....Hundreds and thousands.
csjoshi
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1/23/2017 6:59:27 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
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russianmemes
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12/25/2017 8:16:43 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
Remember jokes by my dad. Sometimes it was really funny. Sometimes it was like these OMG memes: https://russianmemes.org... .But every time I laughed cause it is my dad
SecularMerlin
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1/3/2018 3:54:00 AM
Posted: 6 months ago
Why did the boy fall of his bike?
I threw a toaster at himhe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.

What is Mary short for?
Because she got no legs.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Mittens.
Just joking, he hasn't opened it yet.
But seriously cancer.
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1/19/2018 5:47:51 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
Why are stormtroopers so lonely?
Because they miss everybody.
The only true wisdom lies in knowing that you know nothing.
-Socrates

Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality
-Lewis Carrol
SupaDudz
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1/24/2018 2:47:53 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
dad joke
People Saying Stuff

"I just like the cream pie!!!"-FanBoy 2018

Popular Opinion on Supa

"Supa is an idiot"-Wylted
"rippery doo and fvck me sideways supa. wtf."-Smith
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Vaarka
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1/30/2018 7:43:19 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
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debatemoez
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2/16/2018 3:37:56 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
Yes, my Dad still comes up with plays on words and delivers them with that s@#t eating grin of his. He's amused, so it must be funny right? My Mother facepalms and turns a funny color all the time now, but we are still enjoying them
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5/15/2018 3:03:28 AM
Posted: 2 months ago
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
no idea

what do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
still no idea

what do you called a deer with no eyes or legs, and covered in blood?
still no bloody idea
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Gentorev
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5/20/2018 12:51:43 PM
Posted: 1 month ago
Son..... Dad, Where is mum?

Dad.... She is round in the front son.

Son...... I know what she looks like, but where is she
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