DoT Reality 3

At 4/9/2012 4:42:01 PM, Viper-King wrote:
You forgot me

At 4/9/2012 4:41:25 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
Everyone is lying face down on a cobblestone road. It is a bright morning. The air is crisp and cool. A gentle wind blows. Slowly, everyone begins to wake up. They appear to be in a narrow street with stone or wood buildings running parallel to each other. There is no-one in sight. No activity can be seen through the windows of the buildings. The street lamps lining the road are old fashioned metal constructs, requiring a flame to light them. Up above can be seen a humongous balloon which is chained to the ground some way away. Further away, nearly behind a behemoth of a cloud, another can be seen. The group notices there is one extra person with them (aside from Hitler)

A voice speaks from Paul's watch: "Your mission is to find and kill the individual known as the Enigma. We have succeeded in blocking any time or dimension jumps for the next 24 hours. Do not fail us. Reality depends on your success"


Stevie Hawinsauce
TUF the Rough
Budda of Banterbury
Royal the Raver
Airmaximus
Lord High Executioner of The fearsome snakes
Thesexbomb - who is now Hitler
Ober,HerrMajesty
Drafter da Droll
His lordship, Pornguy (HCP)

Give the newbies the run down chaps. Its time to change the multiverse as we know it. This one is going to end with a bang.

At 4/9/2012 4:42:55 PM, THEBOMB wrote:
Alright, I'm new here my names Hitler.

At 4/9/2012 4:43:55 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:

At 4/9/2012 4:42:55 PM, THEBOMB wrote:
Alright, I'm new here my names Hitler.

Yes, we remember you from last reality.

At 4/9/2012 5:01:21 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
Speed recap. Fall on ship. Big fight. Woopsie. Scary giant attack stabby mcstab stab (Jack Gray, Budda). Stabby too cool. Oh dear, an island. Time fuccked up. Freaky baby squid sink ship. Island trapdoor. Deep underground. Midget with axe attack dragon (Cornelius, VK) Stabby mcstabstab kill midget. Door. Door leads to sunny island (yes still hundreds of meters below sea level, wierd huh?). Island populated by welsh and scots. Scots try kill welsh. Vice versa. Guardians say nono. Mr Average (Paul, Stephen) saves day. Uses sheepnades to save welsh and scots. Sheep shagging ensues. Portal.
Big castle. Oh no Spiders kill robot! Oh no massive spider! Oh no Hitler! Oh we have to save Hitler. Woops cause dragon keep trying to kill him (and everyone else). Go outside whilst fighting spiders. See that on moon. See muthafuckin huge spider on castle. Go back in side. Chill. Go to Hitler. Hitler show armoury. Dudes and dudets attack hitler for the bants. Hitler unconcious. Still a douche, but seems more skilled than normal hitler. And more sarcastic. Eh. Take weapons. Kill spider. Dragon get splatted. Sackville save dragon. Portal.

At 4/9/2012 5:03:23 PM, airmax1227 wrote:

At 4/9/2012 5:01:21 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
Speed recap. Fall on ship. Big fight. Woopsie. Scary giant attack stabby mcstab stab (Jack Gray, Budda). Stabby too cool. Oh dear, an island. Time fuccked up. Freaky baby squid sink ship. Island trapdoor. Deep underground. Midget with axe attack dragon (Cornelius, VK) Stabby mcstabstab kill midget. Door. Door leads to sunny island (yes still hundreds of meters below sea level, wierd huh?). Island populated by welsh and scots. Scots try kill welsh. Vice versa. Guardians say nono. Mr Average (Paul, Stephen) saves day. Uses sheepnades to save welsh and scots. Sheep shagging ensues. Portal.
Big castle. Oh no Spiders kill robot! Oh no massive spider! Oh no Hitler! Oh we have to save Hitler. Woops cause dragon keep trying to kill him (and everyone else). Go outside whilst fighting spiders. See that on moon. See muthafuckin huge spider on castle. Go back in side. Chill. Go to Hitler. Hitler show armoury. Dudes and dudets attack hitler for the bants. Hitler unconcious. Still a douche, but seems more skilled than normal hitler. And more sarcastic. Eh. Take weapons. Kill spider. Dragon get splatted. Sackville save dragon. Portal.

((Nice recap... what is our current goal?))

At 4/9/2012 5:01:10 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
I am Jack Ryan. Former special forces U.S. Marines.

At 4/9/2012 5:04:58 PM, Thaddeus wrote:

At 4/9/2012 5:03:23 PM, airmax1227 wrote:

At 4/9/2012 5:01:21 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
Speed recap. Fall on ship. Big fight. Woopsie. Scary giant attack stabby mcstab stab (Jack Gray, Budda). Stabby too cool. Oh dear, an island. Time fuccked up. Freaky baby squid sink ship. Island trapdoor. Deep underground. Midget with axe attack dragon (Cornelius, VK) Stabby mcstabstab kill midget. Door. Door leads to sunny island (yes still hundreds of meters below sea level, wierd huh?). Island populated by welsh and scots. Scots try kill welsh. Vice versa. Guardians say nono. Mr Average (Paul, Stephen) saves day. Uses sheepnades to save welsh and scots. Sheep shagging ensues. Portal.
Big castle. Oh no Spiders kill robot! Oh no massive spider! Oh no Hitler! Oh we have to save Hitler. Woops cause dragon keep trying to kill him (and everyone else). Go outside whilst fighting spiders. See that on moon. See muthafuckin huge spider on castle. Go back in side. Chill. Go to Hitler. Hitler show armoury. Dudes and dudets attack hitler for the bants. Hitler unconcious. Still a douche, but seems more skilled than normal hitler. And more sarcastic. Eh. Take weapons. Kill spider. Dragon get splatted. Sackville save dragon. Portal.

((Nice recap... what is our current goal?))

((Kill that Enigma mothafucka. Save the multiverse. And then any goals you may have set yourselves (find out what the guardians want, what is going to happen to you guys, etc.) ))

At 4/9/2012 5:05:28 PM, airmax1227 wrote:

At 4/9/2012 5:01:10 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
I am Jack Ryan. Former special forces U.S. Marines.

((Did Thad really put a Tom Clancy character in the game?))

At 4/9/2012 5:06:38 PM, Thaddeus wrote:

At 4/9/2012 5:05:28 PM, airmax1227 wrote:

At 4/9/2012 5:01:10 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
I am Jack Ryan. Former special forces U.S. Marines.

((Did Thad really put a Tom Clancy character in the game?))

((No, he keeps changing his name. BTW you guys can hear he doesn't have a hint of an american accent, but has a thick scottish one))

At 4/9/2012 5:06:38 PM, Thaddeus wrote:

At 4/9/2012 5:05:28 PM, airmax1227 wrote:

At 4/9/2012 5:01:10 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
I am Jack Ryan. Former special forces U.S. Marines.

((Did Thad really put a Tom Clancy character in the game?))

((No, he keeps changing his name. BTW you guys can here he doesn't have a hint of an american accent, but has a thick scottish one))

At 4/9/2012 5:07:40 PM, airmax1227 wrote:

At 4/9/2012 5:06:38 PM, Thaddeus wrote:

At 4/9/2012 5:05:28 PM, airmax1227 wrote:

At 4/9/2012 5:01:10 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
I am Jack Ryan. Former special forces U.S. Marines.

((Did Thad really put a Tom Clancy character in the game?))

((No, he keeps changing his name. BTW you guys can here he doesn't have a hint of an american accent, but has a thick scottish one))

((haha ok.. guess that makes more sense))

At 4/9/2012 5:07:58 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
I say we all kill ourselves, then we auto-win.

At 4/9/2012 5:08:42 PM, Thaddeus wrote:

At 4/9/2012 5:07:58 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
I say we all kill ourselves, then we auto-win.

((Why?))

At 4/9/2012 5:13:14 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
kills everyone using exploding explosives.

jk.

At 4/9/2012 5:15:36 PM, Thaddeus wrote:

At 4/9/2012 5:13:14 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
kills everyone using exploding explosives.

jk.

((Whats up with you? ))

At 4/9/2012 5:15:36 PM, Thaddeus wrote:

At 4/9/2012 5:13:14 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
kills everyone using exploding explosives.

jk.

((Whats up with you? ))

At 4/9/2012 5:28:12 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:

At 4/9/2012 5:15:36 PM, Thaddeus wrote:

At 4/9/2012 5:13:14 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
kills everyone using exploding explosives.

jk.

((Whats up with you? ))

I had to do Maths revision.

At 4/9/2012 5:30:27 PM, Thaddeus wrote:

At 4/9/2012 5:28:12 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:

At 4/9/2012 5:15:36 PM, Thaddeus wrote:

At 4/9/2012 5:13:14 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
kills everyone using exploding explosives.

jk.

((Whats up with you? ))

I had to do Maths revision.

((OK))