What would you do Scenarios

At 5/6/2012 8:26:25 PM, OberHerr wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:23:41 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:18:47 PM, 1dustpelt wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:17:26 PM, Koopin wrote:
Dance like magic, then ace the test.

You have to poop a huge load, but you sat on an apple while naked and now it's up your butt. The apple is blocking the poop, and it is very deep.

pull it out.

You cannot think of a scenario. What do you do?

Think of mine:

You are given a chance to take a drug that will give you the absolute best mind-blowing high ever. There are no words to describe how awesome it would feel. Not only would it feel spectacular, if you chose, no one would know that you were high and it would also give you some of the critical answers of life, the universe, and why the human race was so s****** (other than 42, of course).

However, because the high is so amazing, you know that you will be instantly hooked on it, and the highs will quickly become less amazing, you would become more obviously high, and it would eventually become a physical addiction. Early on, it's very, very potent and it's relatively cheap, but your need for it would make the costs quickly explode, and become by far your number one expense.

Do you take it?

Hell no.

You have the option to live in poverty for a thousand years, or live as a rich person for one hundred. Which do you take?

At 5/6/2012 8:40:52 PM, imabench wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:26:25 PM, OberHerr wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:23:41 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:18:47 PM, 1dustpelt wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:17:26 PM, Koopin wrote:
Dance like magic, then ace the test.

You have to poop a huge load, but you sat on an apple while naked and now it's up your butt. The apple is blocking the poop, and it is very deep.

pull it out.

You cannot think of a scenario. What do you do?

Think of mine:

You are given a chance to take a drug that will give you the absolute best mind-blowing high ever. There are no words to describe how awesome it would feel. Not only would it feel spectacular, if you chose, no one would know that you were high and it would also give you some of the critical answers of life, the universe, and why the human race was so s****** (other than 42, of course).

However, because the high is so amazing, you know that you will be instantly hooked on it, and the highs will quickly become less amazing, you would become more obviously high, and it would eventually become a physical addiction. Early on, it's very, very potent and it's relatively cheap, but your need for it would make the costs quickly explode, and become by far your number one expense.

Do you take it?

Hell no.

You have the option to live in poverty for a thousand years, or live as a rich person for one hundred. Which do you take?

rich for a hundred

A person asks if they can politely take a sh*t in your mouth, what three words do you reply with?

At 5/6/2012 8:26:25 PM, OberHerr wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:23:41 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:18:47 PM, 1dustpelt wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:17:26 PM, Koopin wrote:
Dance like magic, then ace the test.

You have to poop a huge load, but you sat on an apple while naked and now it's up your butt. The apple is blocking the poop, and it is very deep.

pull it out.

You cannot think of a scenario. What do you do?

Think of mine:

You are given a chance to take a drug that will give you the absolute best mind-blowing high ever. There are no words to describe how awesome it would feel. Not only would it feel spectacular, if you chose, no one would know that you were high and it would also give you some of the critical answers of life, the universe, and why the human race was so s****** (other than 42, of course).

However, because the high is so amazing, you know that you will be instantly hooked on it, and the highs will quickly become less amazing, you would become more obviously high, and it would eventually become a physical addiction. Early on, it's very, very potent and it's relatively cheap, but your need for it would make the costs quickly explode, and become by far your number one expense.

Do you take it?

Hell no.

You have the option to live in poverty for a thousand years, or live as a rich person for one hundred. Which do you take?

At 5/6/2012 8:26:25 PM, OberHerr wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:23:41 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:18:47 PM, 1dustpelt wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:17:26 PM, Koopin wrote:
Dance like magic, then ace the test.

You have to poop a huge load, but you sat on an apple while naked and now it's up your butt. The apple is blocking the poop, and it is very deep.

pull it out.

You cannot think of a scenario. What do you do?

Think of mine:

You are given a chance to take a drug that will give you the absolute best mind-blowing high ever. There are no words to describe how awesome it would feel. Not only would it feel spectacular, if you chose, no one would know that you were high and it would also give you some of the critical answers of life, the universe, and why the human race was so s****** (other than 42, of course).

However, because the high is so amazing, you know that you will be instantly hooked on it, and the highs will quickly become less amazing, you would become more obviously high, and it would eventually become a physical addiction. Early on, it's very, very potent and it's relatively cheap, but your need for it would make the costs quickly explode, and become by far your number one expense.

Do you take it?

Hell no.

You have the option to live in poverty for a thousand years, or live as a rich person for one hundred. Which do you take?

At 5/6/2012 8:40:52 PM, imabench wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:26:25 PM, OberHerr wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:23:41 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:18:47 PM, 1dustpelt wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:17:26 PM, Koopin wrote:
Dance like magic, then ace the test.

You have to poop a huge load, but you sat on an apple while naked and now it's up your butt. The apple is blocking the poop, and it is very deep.

pull it out.

You cannot think of a scenario. What do you do?

Think of mine:

You are given a chance to take a drug that will give you the absolute best mind-blowing high ever. There are no words to describe how awesome it would feel. Not only would it feel spectacular, if you chose, no one would know that you were high and it would also give you some of the critical answers of life, the universe, and why the human race was so s****** (other than 42, of course).

However, because the high is so amazing, you know that you will be instantly hooked on it, and the highs will quickly become less amazing, you would become more obviously high, and it would eventually become a physical addiction. Early on, it's very, very potent and it's relatively cheap, but your need for it would make the costs quickly explode, and become by far your number one expense.

Do you take it?

Hell no.

You have the option to live in poverty for a thousand years, or live as a rich person for one hundred. Which do you take?

rich for a hundred

A person asks if they can politely take a sh*t in your mouth, what three words do you reply with?

At 5/6/2012 8:50:15 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
Cotton 100ft high and 10^whatever high building

You wake up one morning and nothing looks right. There is a note near you that says: "Your vision has been changed from the normal human range of vision to a range where you can see only ultraviolet radiation. You cannot see visible light." That turns out to be true. You have to go about your day with your...quirk. What do you do?

At 5/6/2012 9:02:01 PM, Microsuck wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:50:15 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
Cotton 100ft high and 10^whatever high building

You wake up one morning and nothing looks right. There is a note near you that says: "Your vision has been changed from the normal human range of vision to a range where you can see only ultraviolet radiation. You cannot see visible light." That turns out to be true. You have to go about your day with your...quirk. What do you do?

Enjoy my new super powers.

You're a Christian and find out there is no god. Whatdya do?

At 5/6/2012 9:05:02 PM, OberHerr wrote:

At 5/6/2012 9:02:01 PM, Microsuck wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:50:15 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
Cotton 100ft high and 10^whatever high building

You wake up one morning and nothing looks right. There is a note near you that says: "Your vision has been changed from the normal human range of vision to a range where you can see only ultraviolet radiation. You cannot see visible light." That turns out to be true. You have to go about your day with your...quirk. What do you do?

Enjoy my new super powers.

You're a Christian and find out there is no god. Whatdya do?

Not be a Christian.

Your an Atheist and you find out there is a God. Whatdya do?

At 5/6/2012 9:22:44 PM, 1dustpelt wrote:

At 5/6/2012 9:05:02 PM, OberHerr wrote:

At 5/6/2012 9:02:01 PM, Microsuck wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:50:15 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
Cotton 100ft high and 10^whatever high building

You wake up one morning and nothing looks right. There is a note near you that says: "Your vision has been changed from the normal human range of vision to a range where you can see only ultraviolet radiation. You cannot see visible light." That turns out to be true. You have to go about your day with your...quirk. What do you do?

Enjoy my new super powers.

You're a Christian and find out there is no god. Whatdya do?

Not be a Christian.

Your an Atheist and you find out there is a God. Whatdya do?

Become a Christian.

The next post is the 100th post. What do you do?

At 5/6/2012 9:22:44 PM, 1dustpelt wrote:

At 5/6/2012 9:05:02 PM, OberHerr wrote:

At 5/6/2012 9:02:01 PM, Microsuck wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:50:15 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
Cotton 100ft high and 10^whatever high building

You wake up one morning and nothing looks right. There is a note near you that says: "Your vision has been changed from the normal human range of vision to a range where you can see only ultraviolet radiation. You cannot see visible light." That turns out to be true. You have to go about your day with your...quirk. What do you do?

Enjoy my new super powers.

You're a Christian and find out there is no god. Whatdya do?

Not be a Christian.

Your an Atheist and you find out there is a God. Whatdya do?

Become a Christian.

The next post is the 100th post. What do you do?

At 5/6/2012 9:23:17 PM, OberHerr wrote:

At 5/6/2012 9:22:44 PM, 1dustpelt wrote:

At 5/6/2012 9:05:02 PM, OberHerr wrote:

At 5/6/2012 9:02:01 PM, Microsuck wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:50:15 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
Cotton 100ft high and 10^whatever high building

You wake up one morning and nothing looks right. There is a note near you that says: "Your vision has been changed from the normal human range of vision to a range where you can see only ultraviolet radiation. You cannot see visible light." That turns out to be true. You have to go about your day with your...quirk. What do you do?

Enjoy my new super powers.

You're a Christian and find out there is no god. Whatdya do?

Not be a Christian.

Your an Atheist and you find out there is a God. Whatdya do?

Become a Christian.

The next post is the 100th post. What do you do?

Kfc

At 5/6/2012 9:22:44 PM, 1dustpelt wrote:

At 5/6/2012 9:05:02 PM, OberHerr wrote:

At 5/6/2012 9:02:01 PM, Microsuck wrote:

At 5/6/2012 8:50:15 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
Cotton 100ft high and 10^whatever high building

You wake up one morning and nothing looks right. There is a note near you that says: "Your vision has been changed from the normal human range of vision to a range where you can see only ultraviolet radiation. You cannot see visible light." That turns out to be true. You have to go about your day with your...quirk. What do you do?

Enjoy my new super powers.

You're a Christian and find out there is no god. Whatdya do?

Not be a Christian.

Your an Atheist and you find out there is a God. Whatdya do?

Become a Christian.

The next post is the 100th post. What do you do?

At 5/6/2012 9:53:21 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

Would you rather have the power to shoot missiles out of your mouth or turn your feces into money?

At 5/6/2012 11:25:34 PM, Maikuru wrote:

At 5/6/2012 9:53:21 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

Would you rather have the power to shoot missiles out of your mouth or turn your feces into money?

Money, obviously. I'd use it to buy laxatives and clean up (figuratively speaking).

You die and are given a choice to return to life as a dog in the wild, a work horse on a ranch, or a large fish in the ocean. Which do you choose?

At 5/7/2012 3:12:23 AM, imabench wrote:

At 5/6/2012 11:25:34 PM, Maikuru wrote:

At 5/6/2012 9:53:21 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

Would you rather have the power to shoot missiles out of your mouth or turn your feces into money?

Money, obviously. I'd use it to buy laxatives and clean up (figuratively speaking).

You die and are given a choice to return to life as a dog in the wild, a work horse on a ranch, or a large fish in the ocean. Which do you choose?

large fish, Ive always wanted to meet Nemo, Spongebob, and take a sh*t on Obama

You wake up in the middle of a public square in New York City, what do you do?

At 5/7/2012 3:12:23 AM, imabench wrote:

At 5/6/2012 11:25:34 PM, Maikuru wrote:

At 5/6/2012 9:53:21 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

Would you rather have the power to shoot missiles out of your mouth or turn your feces into money?

Money, obviously. I'd use it to buy laxatives and clean up (figuratively speaking).

You die and are given a choice to return to life as a dog in the wild, a work horse on a ranch, or a large fish in the ocean. Which do you choose?

large fish, Ive always wanted to meet Nemo, Spongebob, and take a sh*t on Osama

You wake up in the middle of a public square in New York City, what do you do?

At 5/7/2012 6:58:51 AM, OberHerr wrote:

At 5/7/2012 3:12:23 AM, imabench wrote:

At 5/6/2012 11:25:34 PM, Maikuru wrote:

At 5/6/2012 9:53:21 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

Would you rather have the power to shoot missiles out of your mouth or turn your feces into money?

Money, obviously. I'd use it to buy laxatives and clean up (figuratively speaking).

You die and are given a choice to return to life as a dog in the wild, a work horse on a ranch, or a large fish in the ocean. Which do you choose?

large fish, Ive always wanted to meet Nemo, Spongebob, and take a sh*t on Osama

You wake up in the middle of a public square in New York City, what do you do?

Make sure I have pants on.

You are given one wish for anything you want, no semantics, you will get excactly what you want. What do you wish for?

At 5/7/2012 7:11:48 AM, imabench wrote:

At 5/7/2012 6:58:51 AM, OberHerr wrote:

At 5/7/2012 3:12:23 AM, imabench wrote:

At 5/6/2012 11:25:34 PM, Maikuru wrote:

At 5/6/2012 9:53:21 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

Would you rather have the power to shoot missiles out of your mouth or turn your feces into money?

Money, obviously. I'd use it to buy laxatives and clean up (figuratively speaking).

You die and are given a choice to return to life as a dog in the wild, a work horse on a ranch, or a large fish in the ocean. Which do you choose?

large fish, Ive always wanted to meet Nemo, Spongebob, and take a sh*t on Osama

You wake up in the middle of a public square in New York City, what do you do?

Make sure I have pants on.

You are given one wish for anything you want, no semantics, you will get excactly what you want. What do you wish for?

I would wish i knew what to wish for

You discover that jimtimmy has returned to DDO, what do you do

At 5/7/2012 7:45:46 AM, 1dustpelt wrote:

At 5/7/2012 7:11:48 AM, imabench wrote:

At 5/7/2012 6:58:51 AM, OberHerr wrote:

At 5/7/2012 3:12:23 AM, imabench wrote:

At 5/6/2012 11:25:34 PM, Maikuru wrote:

At 5/6/2012 9:53:21 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

Would you rather have the power to shoot missiles out of your mouth or turn your feces into money?

Money, obviously. I'd use it to buy laxatives and clean up (figuratively speaking).

You die and are given a choice to return to life as a dog in the wild, a work horse on a ranch, or a large fish in the ocean. Which do you choose?

large fish, Ive always wanted to meet Nemo, Spongebob, and take a sh*t on Osama

You wake up in the middle of a public square in New York City, what do you do?

Make sure I have pants on.

You are given one wish for anything you want, no semantics, you will get excactly what you want. What do you wish for?

I would wish i knew what to wish for

You discover that jimtimmy has returned to DDO, what do you do

Faint

At 4/30/2012 9:54:20 PM, Contra wrote:

At 4/30/2012 9:49:09 PM, RONPAULISJESUS wrote:

At 4/30/2012 9:44:10 PM, imabench wrote:

At 4/30/2012 9:40:31 PM, thett3 wrote:

At 4/30/2012 9:37:18 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

At 4/30/2012 9:20:22 PM, thett3 wrote:
Make him a Taco.

You're stuck in a room with Ryan Gosling and he's trying to seduce you by rubbing peanut butter and sprinkles all over himself. What do you do?

Put bread and jelly on him and eat him like a PBJ.

You can't come up with a good scenario for the person below you. What do you do?

Grow a mustache

You're having sex with your girlfriend, and it makes you come to the realization that you're gay. What do you do?

Finish the job

You realize you just voted for Ron Paul in an election and you cant live with yourself, what do you do?

Come out of my shell and accept my savior.

You see a pro-Obama poster on the wall. What do you do?

You smile and know that you are sane.

You think that Obama sucks but then remember that you voted for Bush both times. What do you do?

At 5/7/2012 12:58:21 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
Change the conversation.

You wake up one morning an alien on that alien's home world. You have become fluent in the alien's language and have learned the basics (how to locomote, etc.) What do you do?

At 5/7/2012 8:10:05 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

At 5/7/2012 12:58:21 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
Change the conversation.

You wake up one morning an alien on that alien's home world. You have become fluent in the alien's language and have learned the basics (how to locomote, etc.) What do you do?

What else is there to do? Oh, I know! BECOME AN ALIEN TERRORIST (jk) :D

A man keeps following you in a giant, white van that says, "Free Candies!" and has the Pedobear on it. What do you do?

At 5/7/2012 8:20:32 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
Because there is no scenario from Dustpelt, I will take up that mantle.

Something (what that thing is, I'll let you decide) has given you the powers of flight and invisibility. Which is awesome, etc. You get to experiment with your new found superpowers for a day. After that day, you also learn that your arch-nemesis has also received THE EXACT SAME POWERS FROM THE EXACT SAME PERSON/THING without your knowledge. You two are the only two people in the entire world that have these superpowers. What are you to do?

At 5/7/2012 9:28:10 AM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

At 5/7/2012 7:45:46 AM, 1dustpelt wrote:

At 5/7/2012 7:11:48 AM, imabench wrote:

At 5/7/2012 6:58:51 AM, OberHerr wrote:

At 5/7/2012 3:12:23 AM, imabench wrote:

At 5/6/2012 11:25:34 PM, Maikuru wrote:

At 5/6/2012 9:53:21 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

Would you rather have the power to shoot missiles out of your mouth or turn your feces into money?

Money, obviously. I'd use it to buy laxatives and clean up (figuratively speaking).

You die and are given a choice to return to life as a dog in the wild, a work horse on a ranch, or a large fish in the ocean. Which do you choose?

large fish, Ive always wanted to meet Nemo, Spongebob, and take a sh*t on Osama

You wake up in the middle of a public square in New York City, what do you do?

Make sure I have pants on.

You are given one wish for anything you want, no semantics, you will get excactly what you want. What do you wish for?

I would wish i knew what to wish for

You discover that jimtimmy has returned to DDO, what do you do

Faint

You find out that people keep posting answers but not scenarios. What do you do?

At 5/7/2012 8:52:03 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

At 5/7/2012 9:28:10 AM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

At 5/7/2012 7:45:46 AM, 1dustpelt wrote:

At 5/7/2012 7:11:48 AM, imabench wrote:

At 5/7/2012 6:58:51 AM, OberHerr wrote:

At 5/7/2012 3:12:23 AM, imabench wrote:

At 5/6/2012 11:25:34 PM, Maikuru wrote:

At 5/6/2012 9:53:21 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

Would you rather have the power to shoot missiles out of your mouth or turn your feces into money?

Money, obviously. I'd use it to buy laxatives and clean up (figuratively speaking).

You die and are given a choice to return to life as a dog in the wild, a work horse on a ranch, or a large fish in the ocean. Which do you choose?

large fish, Ive always wanted to meet Nemo, Spongebob, and take a sh*t on Osama

You wake up in the middle of a public square in New York City, what do you do?

Make sure I have pants on.

You are given one wish for anything you want, no semantics, you will get excactly what you want. What do you wish for?

I would wish i knew what to wish for

You discover that jimtimmy has returned to DDO, what do you do

Faint

You find out that people keep posting answers but not scenarios. What do you do?

At 5/7/2012 8:52:56 PM, kyro90 wrote:

At 5/7/2012 8:52:03 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

At 5/7/2012 9:28:10 AM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

At 5/7/2012 7:45:46 AM, 1dustpelt wrote:

At 5/7/2012 7:11:48 AM, imabench wrote:

At 5/7/2012 6:58:51 AM, OberHerr wrote:

At 5/7/2012 3:12:23 AM, imabench wrote:

At 5/6/2012 11:25:34 PM, Maikuru wrote:

At 5/6/2012 9:53:21 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

Would you rather have the power to shoot missiles out of your mouth or turn your feces into money?

Money, obviously. I'd use it to buy laxatives and clean up (figuratively speaking).

You die and are given a choice to return to life as a dog in the wild, a work horse on a ranch, or a large fish in the ocean. Which do you choose?

large fish, Ive always wanted to meet Nemo, Spongebob, and take a sh*t on Osama

You wake up in the middle of a public square in New York City, what do you do?

Make sure I have pants on.

You are given one wish for anything you want, no semantics, you will get excactly what you want. What do you wish for?

I would wish i knew what to wish for

You discover that jimtimmy has returned to DDO, what do you do

Faint

You find out that people keep posting answers but not scenarios. What do you do?

Subract 10 Kyro points from them.

You walk into a store and find its filled with hungry zombies. What do you do?

At 5/7/2012 8:56:21 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

At 5/7/2012 8:52:56 PM, kyro90 wrote:

At 5/7/2012 8:52:03 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

At 5/7/2012 9:28:10 AM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

At 5/7/2012 7:45:46 AM, 1dustpelt wrote:

At 5/7/2012 7:11:48 AM, imabench wrote:

At 5/7/2012 6:58:51 AM, OberHerr wrote:

At 5/7/2012 3:12:23 AM, imabench wrote:

At 5/6/2012 11:25:34 PM, Maikuru wrote:

At 5/6/2012 9:53:21 PM, PeacefulChaos wrote:

Would you rather have the power to shoot missiles out of your mouth or turn your feces into money?

Money, obviously. I'd use it to buy laxatives and clean up (figuratively speaking).

You die and are given a choice to return to life as a dog in the wild, a work horse on a ranch, or a large fish in the ocean. Which do you choose?

large fish, Ive always wanted to meet Nemo, Spongebob, and take a sh*t on Osama

You wake up in the middle of a public square in New York City, what do you do?

Make sure I have pants on.

You are given one wish for anything you want, no semantics, you will get excactly what you want. What do you wish for?

I would wish i knew what to wish for

You discover that jimtimmy has returned to DDO, what do you do

Faint

You find out that people keep posting answers but not scenarios. What do you do?

Subract 10 Kyro points from them.

You walk into a store and find its filled with hungry zombies. What do you do?

I'd bite the zombies so they would turn into PC's.

You walk into a hungry zombie and find it's filled with stores. What do you do?