Hoe wars: Recruitment station

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6/13/2012 10:29:14 AM

Posted: 1 year ago

It's time my fellow men. Its time that we beat the game once and for all. We will infiltrate the female mind. Sign up here. Also imabench fully is involved and endorses this.

Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit

bossyburrito
70-year old male in Port Richey, Florida, United States.

Posts: 10,877

6/13/2012 12:59:15 PM

Posted: 1 year ago

What?.?.?

"An emotion that clashes with your reason, an emotion that you cannot explain or control, is only the carcass of that stale thinking which you forbade your mind to revise."
~Ayn Rand

"At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman, and these hills, the softness of the sky, the outline of these trees at this very minute lose the illusory meaning with which we had clothed them, henceforth more remote than a lost paradise"
~Albert Camus

Calvincambridge
55-year old male in Camden, New Jersey, United States.

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6/13/2012 6:52:26 PM

Posted: 1 year ago

At 6/13/2012 12:59:15 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
What?.?.?

We are trying to control women.

Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit

bossyburrito
70-year old male in Port Richey, Florida, United States.

Posts: 10,877

6/13/2012 6:54:09 PM

Posted: 1 year ago

What the fvck is wrong with you????

"An emotion that clashes with your reason, an emotion that you cannot explain or control, is only the carcass of that stale thinking which you forbade your mind to revise."
~Ayn Rand

"At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman, and these hills, the softness of the sky, the outline of these trees at this very minute lose the illusory meaning with which we had clothed them, henceforth more remote than a lost paradise"
~Albert Camus

Calvincambridge
55-year old male in Camden, New Jersey, United States.

Posts: 1,141

6/13/2012 6:57:51 PM

Posted: 1 year ago

At 6/13/2012 6:54:09 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
What the fvck is wrong with you????

Nothing. I'm tired of their crap. " The game" is no longer the game. Its war.

Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit

bossyburrito
70-year old male in Port Richey, Florida, United States.

Posts: 10,877

6/13/2012 7:11:30 PM

Posted: 1 year ago

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"An emotion that clashes with your reason, an emotion that you cannot explain or control, is only the carcass of that stale thinking which you forbade your mind to revise."
~Ayn Rand

"At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman, and these hills, the softness of the sky, the outline of these trees at this very minute lose the illusory meaning with which we had clothed them, henceforth more remote than a lost paradise"
~Albert Camus

Ore_Ele
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Ore_Ele

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6/13/2012 7:19:31 PM

Posted: 1 year ago

At 6/13/2012 6:57:51 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 6/13/2012 6:54:09 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
What the fvck is wrong with you????

Nothing. I'm tired of their crap. " The game" is no longer the game. Its war.

It's too late...

You just lost the game.

Please vote - http://www.debate.org...

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bossyburrito
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6/13/2012 7:24:53 PM

Posted: 1 year ago

At 6/13/2012 7:19:31 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 6/13/2012 6:57:51 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 6/13/2012 6:54:09 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
What the fvck is wrong with you????

Nothing. I'm tired of their crap. " The game" is no longer the game. Its war.

It's too late...

You just lost the game.

Damn you.

"An emotion that clashes with your reason, an emotion that you cannot explain or control, is only the carcass of that stale thinking which you forbade your mind to revise."
~Ayn Rand

"At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman, and these hills, the softness of the sky, the outline of these trees at this very minute lose the illusory meaning with which we had clothed them, henceforth more remote than a lost paradise"
~Albert Camus

Awesome-Sauce
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Awesome-Sauce

Posts: 208

6/14/2012 12:41:36 AM

Posted: 1 year ago

At 6/13/2012 7:19:31 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 6/13/2012 6:57:51 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 6/13/2012 6:54:09 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
What the fvck is wrong with you????

Nothing. I'm tired of their crap. " The game" is no longer the game. Its war.

It's too late...

You just lost the game.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I was winning for so long.....

Cogito ergo sum - Rene Descartes

: At 6/23/2012 1:15:48 AM, bossyburrito wrote: (to Jimtimmy)
:
: You are the equivelent of a fly buzzing around a cow. I can just swat you with my tail without it taking my attention away from grazing the sweet grass that is DDO.

DDOians for a better DDO! (DDOfabDDO)

ChickenTender
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ChickenTender

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6/14/2012 7:22:00 PM

Posted: 1 year ago

So you're advocating slavery? Don't you think there are reasons that has become so unpopular?

At 6/13/2012 10:29:14 AM, Calvincambridge wrote:
It's time my fellow men. Its time that we beat the game once and for all. We will infiltrate the female mind. Sign up here. Also imabench fully is involved and endorses this.

DetectableNinja
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DetectableNinja

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6/18/2012 2:21:05 PM

Posted: 1 year ago

You scare me.

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cheesedingo1
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cheesedingo1

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6/18/2012 2:25:21 PM

Posted: 1 year ago

You are an idiot, my good sir. The mind of women is so complex, trying to figure it out is like trying to stare at scarlette johanson and not get a boner. It just does not happen.

My name is Cheesedingo1. I am a dingo. Made of cheese. My favorite number is one. BOOM.

Ren
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Ren

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6/18/2012 2:25:34 PM

Posted: 1 year ago

Lol.

If you were a pretty girl, or God forbid, one that developed early, you would probably be on FML every day writing about sniveling twerps that are angry at you for not allowing them to invade your body simply because they demanded.

bossyburrito
70-year old male in Port Richey, Florida, United States.

Posts: 10,877

6/18/2012 2:31:33 PM

Posted: 1 year ago

At 6/13/2012 10:29:14 AM, Calvincambridge wrote:
It's time my fellow men. Its time that we beat the game once and for all. We will infiltrate the female mind. Sign up here. Also imabench fully is involved and endorses this.

Statement: Indeed, I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence. At your command of course, Master.

"An emotion that clashes with your reason, an emotion that you cannot explain or control, is only the carcass of that stale thinking which you forbade your mind to revise."
~Ayn Rand

"At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman, and these hills, the softness of the sky, the outline of these trees at this very minute lose the illusory meaning with which we had clothed them, henceforth more remote than a lost paradise"
~Albert Camus

Calvincambridge
55-year old male in Camden, New Jersey, United States.

Posts: 1,141

6/18/2012 5:38:35 PM

Posted: 1 year ago

At 6/18/2012 2:25:21 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
You are an idiot, my good sir. The mind of women is so complex, trying to figure it out is like trying to stare at scarlette johanson and not get a boner. It just does not happen.

I'm not an idiot i'm just too optimistic for my own good.

Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit

Calvincambridge
55-year old male in Camden, New Jersey, United States.

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