sex *18 years or older only*

I have two kids ages 3 and under. What's sex?

At 4/4/2012 11:11:03 AM, drafterman wrote:
I have two kids ages 3 and under. What's sex?

Poor you.

Is it true, that once you get married and have kids, sex is gradually reduced? Or is that only true for SOME people? I generally want to know.

It has to be, if only for practical reasons, rather than reasons of desire.

At 4/5/2012 6:31:14 AM, drafterman wrote:
It has to be, if only for practical reasons, rather than reasons of desire.

Let me ask you.... Is it worth giving it up for the little munchkins?

At 4/5/2012 6:53:42 PM, TUF wrote:

At 4/5/2012 6:31:14 AM, drafterman wrote:
It has to be, if only for practical reasons, rather than reasons of desire.

Let me ask you.... Is it worth giving it up for the little munchkins?

Duh?

And, underage forum posting!!!!

3-4 times a week although we generally only get to see each other on weekends since she's in her last year of med school. I would probably say onces she's done with that and we're living together every day, probably i'd guess about 5 times a week.

At 4/5/2012 6:53:42 PM, TUF wrote:

At 4/5/2012 6:31:14 AM, drafterman wrote:
It has to be, if only for practical reasons, rather than reasons of desire.

Let me ask you.... Is it worth giving it up for the little munchkins?

You see, you're implying some sort of transaction. Like we went to a store somewhere, slapped our sex lives down on the table and were given two kids. You don't "give it up" it is "taken away."

And, you will never get a trustworthy answer to that because, frankly, parents are insane. Children make them that way. It is a one-way neurological metamorphasis. We exist on an entirely different psychological plane of existence. Life before parenthood: doesn't exist. I can say, without exaggeration, that I literally do not know what me and my wife did with with all the free time we must have had before kids. It is a total blank.

I am now biologically wired to consider my kids as having been "worth it" and am probably incapable of providing an objective analysis. Also, the Implicit Bond of Parenthood forbids me from ever discussing anything truly horrific that would suggest otherwise.

I'm a virgin still. Celibacy is the only way to go! Yayyy for abstinence!

At 4/6/2012 9:26:47 AM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
I'm a virgin still. Celibacy is the only way to go! Yayyy for abstinence!

BOOOOOO

I thought that you have a son?

At 4/6/2012 9:27:39 AM, royalpaladin wrote:

At 4/6/2012 9:26:47 AM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
I'm a virgin still. Celibacy is the only way to go! Yayyy for abstinence!

BOOOOOO

I thought that you have a son?:

Immaculate conception. It's a miracle!!!

At 4/6/2012 9:29:38 AM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:

At 4/6/2012 9:27:39 AM, royalpaladin wrote:

At 4/6/2012 9:26:47 AM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
I'm a virgin still. Celibacy is the only way to go! Yayyy for abstinence!

BOOOOOO

I thought that you have a son?:

Immaculate conception. It's a miracle!!!

LOL

At 4/3/2012 11:01:50 PM, TUF wrote:
Yes another sex thread. Right now my girlfriend is screaming at me to run to the store and grab condoms.. so ill be offline for a bit.

Lol, k.

How often a couple has sex depends on the individuals involved and at what stage in the relationship they're at. While my average per week varies per person, a trend across the board for every single relationship is that sex in the beginning of a relationship is more exciting and thus more frequent. I'd say in the beginning it's once per day, but after awhile it's once a week.

There is something unmistakenly sensual about sex in the shower, but in terms of mechanics, it tends to be awkward and the water removes natural lubrication. Shower-sex is overrated, but even still everyone should have the experience at least once.

At 4/6/2012 7:15:33 AM, drafterman wrote:

At 4/5/2012 6:53:42 PM, TUF wrote:

At 4/5/2012 6:31:14 AM, drafterman wrote:
It has to be, if only for practical reasons, rather than reasons of desire.

Let me ask you.... Is it worth giving it up for the little munchkins?

You see, you're implying some sort of transaction. Like we went to a store somewhere, slapped our sex lives down on the table and were given two kids. You don't "give it up" it is "taken away."

And, you will never get a trustworthy answer to that because, frankly, parents are insane. Children make them that way. It is a one-way neurological metamorphasis. We exist on an entirely different psychological plane of existence. Life before parenthood: doesn't exist. I can say, without exaggeration, that I literally do not know what me and my wife did with with all the free time we must have had before kids. It is a total blank.

I am now biologically wired to consider my kids as having been "worth it" and am probably incapable of providing an objective analysis. Also, the Implicit Bond of Parenthood forbids me from ever discussing anything truly horrific that would suggest otherwise.

That was a thorough explanation but somehow it makes sense to me...