Jesus Mated With His Mother

According to Christian theology, that states Jesus is God, this is true. Incest is looked down upon in Christianity, yet Jesus mated with his own mother to give birth to himself. He also sent himself to be sacrificed, and then asked himself why he forsake himself.

Do the Christians out there agree with this, and do you find it rather confusing?

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At 10/28/2009 11:42:40 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
According to Christian theology, that states Jesus is God, this is true. Incest is looked down upon in Christianity, yet Jesus mated with his own mother to give birth to himself. He also sent himself to be sacrificed, and then asked himself why he forsake himself.

Do the Christians out there agree with this, and do you find it rather confusing?

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Xenu did it.

At 10/28/2009 11:42:40 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
According to Christian theology, that states Jesus is God, this is true. Incest is looked down upon in Christianity, yet Jesus mated with his own mother to give birth to himself. He also sent himself to be sacrificed, and then asked himself why he forsake himself.

Do the Christians out there agree with this, and do you find it rather confusing?

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What branch of Christianity claims that Jesus mated with his mother to give birth to himself?

At 10/29/2009 4:05:35 AM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:

At 10/28/2009 11:42:40 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
According to Christian theology, that states Jesus is God, this is true. Incest is looked down upon in Christianity, yet Jesus mated with his own mother to give birth to himself. He also sent himself to be sacrificed, and then asked himself why he forsake himself.

Do the Christians out there agree with this, and do you find it rather confusing?

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What branch of Christianity claims that Jesus mated with his mother to give birth to himself?

I think Geo's point is that Christians who believe the dogma of the Trinity, maintain that God, Jesus and The Holy Spirit are one entity (as well as 3) and the Gospels describe Mary being impregnated by The Holy Spirit.

At 10/29/2009 4:27:33 AM, feverish wrote:

At 10/29/2009 4:05:35 AM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:

At 10/28/2009 11:42:40 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
According to Christian theology, that states Jesus is God, this is true. Incest is looked down upon in Christianity, yet Jesus mated with his own mother to give birth to himself. He also sent himself to be sacrificed, and then asked himself why he forsake himself.

Do the Christians out there agree with this, and do you find it rather confusing?

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What branch of Christianity claims that Jesus mated with his mother to give birth to himself?

I think Geo's point is that Christians who believe the dogma of the Trinity, maintain that God, Jesus and The Holy Spirit are one entity (as well as 3) and the Gospels describe Mary being impregnated by The Holy Spirit.

Yea... for some reason I was channelling the slightly sensible Islamic version.

One wonders why a mother was needed in the first place.

At 10/29/2009 6:06:55 AM, Kleptin wrote:
One wonders why a mother was needed in the first place.

Ideally, he should have just spawned...

The Bible doesn't say Jesus is God. As for the Holy Ghost using its power to impregnate Mary, it doesn't mean that it impregnated her like we humans do. It's complete nonsense. It just means that the Holy Ghost used the power God gave it to make Mary pregnant without a father to the child.

This is according to the Bible.

At 10/29/2009 6:51:34 AM, Mirza wrote:
The Bible doesn't say Jesus is God. As for the Holy Ghost using its power to impregnate Mary, it doesn't mean that it impregnated her like we humans do. It's complete nonsense. It just means that the Holy Ghost used the power God gave it to make Mary pregnant without a father to the child.

This is according to the Bible.

Of course Jesus was a God. You know whole 'Father, SON and holy spirit' thing?

But I mean c'mon; Mary was a babe.

Jesus: A guy(?) with a multiple personality disorder screws his own mom to give birth to himself.