| Online: | 2 Months Ago | Name: | Chip Whitley | |
| Updated: | 1 Year Ago | Gender: | Male | |
| Joined: | 4 Years Ago | Birthday: | - Private - | |
| President: | Not Saying | Email: | - Private - | |
| Ideology: | Apathetic | Education: | Bachelors Degree | |
| Party: | Other | Ethnicity: | Other | |
| Relationship: | In a Relationship | Income: | Not Saying | |
| Interested: | in Women | Occupation: | Retired | |
| Looking: | No Answer | Religion: | Agnostic |
| About Me: | I'm just average, common too. I'm just like him, the same as you. I'm everybody's brother and son, I ain't different than anyone. Ain't no use talkin' to me, it's just the same as talkin' to you. I was shadow boxing early in the day, figured I was ready for Cassius Clay, I said "Fee Fi Fo Fum, Cassius Clay here I come, 26, 27, 28, 29, I'm gonna make your face look just like mine, Five, four, three, two, one, Cassius Clay you'd better run, 99, 100, 101, 102, your ma won't even recognize you, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, gonna knock him clean right out of his spleen." I gotta woman, she's so mean, she sticks my boots in the washing machine. Sticks me with buckshot when I'm nude, puts bubblegum in my food. She's funny, wants my money, calls me honey. Now I gotta friend who spends his life, stabbing my picture with a bowie-knife, dreams of strangling me with a scarf, when my name comes up he pretends to barf.... I've got a million friends! |
| Activities: | Pulling bongs, playing with the old fulla, hanging with the missus. |
| Beliefs: | It's not the right time to be sober, now the idiots have taken over. Spreadin like a social cancer, is there an answer? Mensa membership receding, tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding. Watson, its really elementary, the industrial revolution has flipped the bitch on evolution. The benevolent and wise are being cornered, ostracized, what a bummer. The world keeps getting dumber. Insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason. Darwin's rollin over in his coffin; the fittest are surviving much less often. Now everything seems to be reversing, and its worsening. Someone dropped a steamer in the gene pool, now angry mob mentality's no longer the exception, its the rule, and Im startin to feel a lot like Charlton Heston; stranded on a primate planet, apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground with generals and the armies that obeyed them. Followers following fables, philosophies that enable them to rule without regard. |
| Books: | Too many to list. |
| Movies: | Mallrats, Clerks, The Wrestler |
| Music: | Too many to list. Bob Dylan deserves a mention above all else though. |
| Quotes: | "Shmorple you drinkradan, the rain's kershplundering again!" - Craig Njfkdap, the Planet Xertak "Sdfadkl;ndafdafdasfdasfdasdf." - Nietzsche |
| Sports Teams: | The original NWO from WCW. I'm talking Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, Hollywood. |
| TV Shows: | Married with Children, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead, Curb Your Enthusiasm, South Park |
Pop Culture Rap Debate
Hey Lwerd, I've been watching your rap debates and have finally grown the balls to challenge you to one. This one will have rules, though: 1. Exactly 10 verses must be given (i.e. 20 lines of text) 2. Every verse (i.e. every set of 2 rhyming lines) must contain a pop culture reference. My first round: ------------------------------- I'd like to thank Lwerd for accepting this challenge, But this debate's a plane and that b*tch is Ritchie Valens. ‘The Day the Music Died'? Well nah, no...
Christianity is a religion
I would like to thank Godsands in advance for accepting this debate, presuming of course that he does. I will not make any arguments this round because I don't want to waste my time in case Godsands doesn't accept. I'll kick it off in Round 2. Thanks again in advance Godsands....
If one is both homeless and unemployable, one should rob a bank.
Thanks to whoever accepts this debate. I will make this round no longer than it needs to be by providing some simple points, then drawing a conclusion from them. 1. Being homeless would suck compared to being rich. This is pretty obvious. Eating garbage vs. eating whatever you want. Freezing in winter vs. being comfortably warm. Using a cardboard box as a blanket vs. using a Hannah Montana bedspread... erm, I mean, a real manly bedspread with pictures of beer and stuff on it. And steak...
My hypothetical group of dead musicians is better than yours (BAND VERSION)
This is intended as a fun debate where we argue about the brilliance of talented musicians who are no longer with us. FORMAT/RULES: 1. In round 1 both debaters shall present their hypothetical band line-up. 2. All band members must be referenced by at least a Wikipedia source. 3. All band members will be generally recognised as dead. Conspiracy speculation will not be given credit, Tupac and Elvis are dead, Paul McCartney is not. 4. Bands must contain exactly four members and no m...
Changing the school year to all year
When it comes to making the school year last throughout the entire year, I would have to support the movement to do so. In colonial times, the only reason students did not have to atten school during the Summer was so that they could help their family with the farm. Now that our entire country runs off of industry, virtually none of our students still live on a farm. Therefore, there is no economic incentive to keep the Summer break. Not to mention the educational benefits for students and oppor...
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| Debate Statistics | |
| Debates: | 27 |
| Lost: | 5 |
| Tied: | 2 |
| Won: | 20 |
| Win Ratio: | 80.00% |
| Percentile: | 98.54% |
| Elo Ranking: | 3,189 |
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| Forum Posts: | 1961 |
| Votes Cast: | 0 |
| Opinion Arguments: | 0 |
| Opinion Questions: | 0 |
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| • | Abortion | |
| • | Affirmative Action | |
| • | Animal Rights | N/S |
| • | Barack Obama | N/S |
| • | Border Fence | N/O |
| • | Capitalism | N/S |
| • | Civil Unions | |
| • | Death Penalty | |
| • | Drug Legalization | |
| • | Electoral College | N/S |
| • | Environmental Protection | |
| • | Estate Tax | N/O |
| • | European Union | N/S |
| • | Euthanasia | |
| • | Federal Reserve | N/S |
| • | Flat Tax | |
| • | Free Trade | N/S |
| • | Gay Marriage | |
| • | Global Warming Exists | Pro |
| • | Globalization | N/S |
| • | Gold Standard | N/S |
| • | Gun Rights | |
| • | Homeschooling | N/S |
| • | Internet Censorship | N/S |
| • | Iran-Iraq War | Und |
| • | Labor Union | |
| • | Legalized Prostitution | N/S |
| • | Medicaid & Medicare | |
| • | Medical Marijuana | |
| • | Military Intervention | N/S |
| • | Minimum Wage | |
| • | National Health Care | Con |
| • | National Retail Sales Tax | Und |
| • | Occupy Movement | N/S |
| • | Progressive Tax | Con |
| • | Racial Profiling | Pro |
| • | Redistribution | N/S |
| • | Smoking Ban | |
| • | Social Programs | Con |
| • | Social Security | N/O |
| • | Socialism | N/S |
| • | Stimulus Spending | N/S |
| • | Term Limits | Con |
| • | Torture | N/S |
| • | United Nations | N/O |
| • | War in Afghanistan | Pro |
| • | War on Terror | Pro |
| • | Welfare |