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  • Apples ARE Meat

    Apples are red and steak is red therefore with steak being a meat that means apples are meat. The word apple has the letter p in it and so does pork and with pork being a meat it is clearly evident that apples are also meat. I believe this is enough evidence to prove that apples are meat.

  • Apples are good 4 u

    Yo nigggas what's good....Apples, apples are good and are good FOR you. U what what else Is good for u? Meat, meat is good for you. Apples are tree meat, grown by the heavens. They might not come from an animal, but have the same qualities. APPLES ARE MEAT BITCH

  • Because of this

    Humans are meant to eat meat. Humans eat apples. I think you can figure out the rest. Also people who eat apples are awesome, and so are cows, as well as humans. Cows and humans are meat. Plus humans eat apples. That's why apples are meat. Four more words. Ok.

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  • Literally daddy .

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  • Indirectly, Of course!

    Think about it, herbivores eat apples, then they are eaten by the carnivorous predator, then we eat the predator. So basically the apple feeds the prey which makes it's meat healthier... Uhh... Yea. So then the predator eats the prey, so it gains the nutrients in it's meat the prey got from the apple because that is how it works, then we eat the predators meat that has the apple nutrients inside of it.

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  • Vegans are wrong

    Apple is a major corporation. Apple makes the apple pen. Apple pen is 8 letters. 8 / 2 = 4. 4 represents the 4 major tech companies : Apple, Microsoft, Alphabet, and Amazon. Amazon is also a jungle. In the Amazon, there are animals. Animals are meat. Therefore, apples are meat.

  • Because it feels like it

    Did u just assume my gender? Thats not cool bro. Im pc bro ill throw down. Apples can be meat if they want to bro. Just like a person can be a platypus if the wanted to. You have no idea the struggles an apple that just wants to be meet goes through on a daily basis bro.

  • Excuse me? I am OFFENDED by this question.

    The definition of MEAT is as follows: "the flesh of an animal, typically a mammal or bird, as food."
    According to the definition above, apples are clearly not an example of meat. For goodness sake, just think to yourself, meat is produced from animals, flesh of mammals. Apples are grown on TREES! Apples are grown from the ground!
    HOW ON EARTH DOES APPLES RELATE TO A SOURCE OF MEAT??
    Clearly, there is no further way to distinguish between this argument and this is a RIDICULOUS argument so I'm not gonna waste any more of my time.

  • ...What the Heck?

    What kind of question is this? No, apples are not meat. Apples grow on trees. Trees are plants. Ergo, apples are plants. Ok? Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?V ok? Ok? V ok? Ok? Ok?Ok? V ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok?Vv ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok?Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok? Ok? Ok?

  • It's Actually Quite Simple

    Apples aren't meat, but meat is made of apples. This is simply because the word "apple" is a broader term than meat. There can be red apples, yellow apples, green apples, even purple apples. But meat is just specifically meat and nothing else. Apples are made of molecules, right? And meat is also made of molecules. Since meat is made of the same molecules as apples, this makes meat classify as apples. But since there is a variety of apples, not all apples are meat. Quite simple, really

  • Ok, what the heck bro.

    I believe that all of the arguments to the left are fallacies and propaganda. There are absolutely no real points and if you think that you have actual reasons please tell me. If you're just going to go and say a bunch of crap about nothing to end up saying "apples are meat"


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