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  • Apples ARE Meat

    Apples are red and steak is red therefore with steak being a meat that means apples are meat. The word apple has the letter p in it and so does pork and with pork being a meat it is clearly evident that apples are also meat. I believe this is enough evidence to prove that apples are meat.

  • Apples are for sure meat, let me tell ya.

    Defintion of meat: The edible part of fruits or nuts. If an apple has skin, it also has meat. Also, the word meat comes from the old english word mete, which means food; therefore, meat is food of any kind. I conclude my case with the fact that apples are indeed meat.

  • Apples are a source of nourishment

    Meat by definition is nourishment, and apples by definition are nourishment therefore by the commutative property apples=meat. Also if you are in need of a protein in a dish I suggest a meat flavored apple supplement it is both delicious and nutritious.
    To top it off, go outside and look up. Chances are, the sky is blue. Therefore, if the sky is blue, and apples are not blue, then apples are not the sky. Guess what else is not blue? Meat. Therefore, without a doubt, meat has to be apples.

  • Apples are a source of nourishment

    Meat by definition is nourishment, and apples by definition are nourishment therefore by the commutative property apples=meat. Also if you are in need of a protein in a dish I suggest a meat flavored apple supplement it is both delicious and nutritious.
    To top it off, go outside and look up. Chances are, the sky is blue. Therefore, if the sky is blue, and apples are not blue, then apples are not the sky. Guess what else is not blue? Meat. Therefore, without a doubt, meat has to be apples.

  • Apples are meat.

    You see if you look at the definition of meat, taken from Dictionary.Com, "the flesh of animals as used for food." so essentially this is saying that as long as something is flesh, and comes from an animal it is automatically meat. So first we have to look at the word animal, also from Dictionary.Com "any member of the kingdom Animalia, comprising multicellular organisms that have a well-defined shape and usually limited growth, can move voluntarily, actively acquire food and digest it internally, and have sensory and nervous systems that allow them to respond rapidly to stimuli: some classification schemes also include protozoa and certain other single-celled eukaryotes that have motility and animallike nutritional modes." Wow that's a lot of info, but if you look at the definition of an apple, also from Dictionary.Com, "the usually round, red or yellow, edible fruit of a small tree, Malus sylvestris, of the rose family." they obviously fit the description of a plant. An apple can (obviously) choose when it wants to fall from the tree, allowing it required movement as stated above. They also require food. You know all those missing children that go up on the news? They are actually apple casualties. So, looking at the facts, Apples are, in fact, meat.

  • Yes, they are from living things.

    You have to kill a plant to get an apple. You have to kill a pig to get bacon. Unless you use photosynthesis or something, you have to kill something to get food. Therefore, apples are meat.

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  • Apples are good 4 u

    Yo nigggas what's good....Apples, apples are good and are good FOR you. U what what else Is good for u? Meat, meat is good for you. Apples are tree meat, grown by the heavens. They might not come from an animal, but have the same qualities. APPLES ARE MEAT BITCH

  • Because of this

    Humans are meant to eat meat. Humans eat apples. I think you can figure out the rest. Also people who eat apples are awesome, and so are cows, as well as humans. Cows and humans are meat. Plus humans eat apples. That's why apples are meat. Four more words. Ok.

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  • Excuse me? I am OFFENDED by this question.

    The definition of MEAT is as follows: "the flesh of an animal, typically a mammal or bird, as food."
    According to the definition above, apples are clearly not an example of meat. For goodness sake, just think to yourself, meat is produced from animals, flesh of mammals. Apples are grown on TREES! Apples are grown from the ground!
    HOW ON EARTH DOES APPLES RELATE TO A SOURCE OF MEAT??
    Clearly, there is no further way to distinguish between this argument and this is a RIDICULOUS argument so I'm not gonna waste any more of my time.

  • ...What the Heck?

    What kind of question is this? No, apples are not meat. Apples grow on trees. Trees are plants. Ergo, apples are plants. Ok? Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?V ok? Ok? V ok? Ok? Ok?Ok? V ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok?Vv ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok?Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok?Ok? Ok? Ok?

  • NO WAY noo

    My friend maya says apples are meat so obviously that is not true. Maya is dumb. That is all i have to say. Doooo dooooo doooo dooood her last name is potato and she lives inside of the moon. Her phone nnumber is 219-2847755-2938474774 APPLES ARE NOT MEAT THE END

  • Bob the Builder

    Bob the Builder says apples are meat, therefore they r and also chickens look like apples so they r meat if u say they arent meat ur a dumb butt hole and u should shut ur pie hole, additionally bob the builder is always right and so is thomas the tank engine

  • NO, apples no longer exist

    Ever since the fall of the Red Delicious apples during the last half of the 1900s, the government was forced to invent new apples since the previous went completely extinct after the ebola outbreak of 1979 ruined the seeds to all apples. Since apples were such a large part of the economy during the time, a new apple was necessary or the lack of apples would cause a rippling effect on the world market that would lead to another great depression. The government quickly came up with a replacement apple, which was composed of 67% plastic, 12% animal fur, and 21% ketchup. As it was implemented into the market, the economy experienced a great income in transactions, which led to improving the economy from the gasoline crisis of the time.
    Now, all apples are not real, and are in fact purely man-made. This is the reason that GM (genetically modified) foods are currently a big cause for concern in the nation.

  • It's Actually Quite Simple

    Apples aren't meat, but meat is made of apples. This is simply because the word "apple" is a broader term than meat. There can be red apples, yellow apples, green apples, even purple apples. But meat is just specifically meat and nothing else. Apples are made of molecules, right? And meat is also made of molecules. Since meat is made of the same molecules as apples, this makes meat classify as apples. But since there is a variety of apples, not all apples are meat. Quite simple, really

  • Ok, what the heck bro.

    I believe that all of the arguments to the left are fallacies and propaganda. There are absolutely no real points and if you think that you have actual reasons please tell me. If you're just going to go and say a bunch of crap about nothing to end up saying "apples are meat"


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