• Small dogs suck

    Well i have one its just that he a mix and does not have a high pitched bark kind of in the middle tone he chill and not yappy . But i agree that small dogs suck they are awful stupid little things the suck they hate the out door when my dog baxter dies im getting a husky or a golden reteveir

  • Bigger is better

    The closer a dog's size is to a wolf (the original) the less likely it is to experience secondary biological contradictions due to unusual size.

    They bark less, in my experience...

    They feel more comfortable around humans and other dogs (in general) because they feel less vulnerable.

    Last but certainly not least, you can have sex with bigger dogs! Yay!

  • Do not judge by covers.

    Remember the quote, "It is not the size of the dog in the fight. It is the size of the fight in the dog." I have a huge yellow lab that is such a wimp, and my grandfather had an aggressive chihuahua. So Mark Twain kind of had a point.

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