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  • Elves lives matter

    Elves have been working for the fat man for much to long. Its time we do something about this major issue. This is just the first step to raise awareness for these helpless elves.
    Santa Clause sleeps all year whilst these poor elves slave way making toys which will be forgotten after 5 minutes of play they put their blood seat and tears into making these toys. As they don't want to end up like jimmy, Jimmy was an elf and he refused to make toys, so Santa threw him to the rabid reindeer he was never heard from again all the elves could hear were the screams coming from the stables.

  • Santa Uses Slaves

    That's right Santa's elves are actually slaves, Mr Claus does not only support slavery, he enforces it in all of his workshops. These poor elves are working 20 hour days, are being worked to the extreme and aren't even being paid. Its disgusting to think that all he does all year is deliver all of the present that these elves have literally put there blood and sweat into making and Santa still gets all of the credit. Just because elves are different doesn't mean its okay for them to but exploited, for example Rudolf was different and without him the Santa Claus would not be able to deliver the slavery made gifts. Elves lives matter!

  • Santa uses slaves

    This childhood icon does in fact promote and enforce slavery in his workshops.
    There is many unanswered questions about Santa which have never been answered, such as, how does he manufacture so many toys for the kids on the 'good' list and how can he afford this expensive labour from running this not for profit organisation.
    It is disgusting that so many families embrace the slavery of the poor elves with work 20 hour days, whom work in dangerous and unsanitary conditions and get paid very little if anything.
    Santa has gotten away with this atrocity for to long and it has to stop. Please, say no to Santa, and tell him enough is enough.

  • Poor elves :(

    This is enslaving another race which is really worng!!!


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  • Poor elves :(

    This is enslaving another race which is really worng!!!


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  • Santa is running a slave trade

    Santa has been in his slave boat for 2000 years. The elves all work for their whole lives, all of their generations being enslaved by the one Holy Claus. Krumpus is the true hero. He saves the elves from the slave boats santa makes. Santa is a viking with a really hot, wet, sweet, and tight beard. All Santa does is eat cookies on his throne of corpses of the fallen elves. He also drinks his "milk" (liquor) to forget all of the sadness he has created in the world. The reason he delivers toys is to forget what he has done in his world. He has even enslaved 9 reindeer, and one of them being a genetic malfunction with a red nose. He must be stopped. He has no love, no pride, and no deep fried chicken. Mrs. Claus is his bitch, and he beats her every night to get his pleasure. All in all, a really good dude.

  • Santa is Enslaving the Poor Elves

    Santa is saving money with the free labor of elves. They work all year creating toys for children all over the world, while not receiving any pay. You may argue that Santa doesn't earn money, but that is blatantly false. Santa earns lots of money from acting in commercials for many companies during the Christmas season. Bottom line, elves receive not pay, for what you could argue is hard-labor.

  • Yes they are a slave

    They are a slave because they make toys and Santa claz is not a nice person because he has slaves and they make toys and the slaves do not get paid and they do not get paid by the great and almighty Santa the best person ever and role model claus

  • Yes they are a slave

    They are a slave because they make toys and Santa claz is not a nice person because he has slaves and they make toys and the slaves do not get paid and they do not get paid by the great and almighty Santa the best person ever and role model claus

  • No doubt Elves are slaves!

    The opposition's arguments are based on complete speculation. They fantasize that elves are joyful and happy, but not everything is happy, it is only Santa's propaganda! This is even worse than cheap, exploitative labor as this is no pay, exploitative labor. Slavery! Elves are locked in their workspaces, closed from the outside world in a freezing place with the land shrinking from global warming.

  • We don't know where they came from

    If the elves were indeed slaves, Santa would have had to enslave them somehow, meaning that they came from an outside source. However, we have no idea exactly where or IF they come from outside the workshop, therefore I propose the theory that the elves are magical familiars that Santa summoned, and could not survive on their own. After all, a man who gives free presents to children, regardless of race, gender, sexuality, or social status doesn't seem like the kind of guy who enslaves an entire goddamn species of midgets.

  • No lol lol lol

    Thats funny because i would love to be happy and run around and eat cookies all day and build toys i mean who wouldnt??? That is if santa was real HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah well why wouldnt you wanted to be an elf.. They are aways happy and its always christmas there...

  • Actually, Santa Claus is the slave.

    Saint Niklaus still owes the elf mafia for his transport from Germany to the North Pole. As a result, he has to work it off by giving up his Christmas Eves to deliver the toys (act as a mule) for the elf mafia. They keep Niklaus' wife as a hostage so he will not disappear with the toys, or fail to come back and make the deliveries the next year.

  • Santa Claus elves are freed slaves

    Saint Nicholas was a Spanish Bishop who bought slaves to tend his property. He felt sorry for them and released them, and they were so grateful they decided to volunteer to work for him in giving charity to poor people.

    Saint Nicholas was a very early abolitionist, I can't associate his helpers with slaves.

  • No they are not,

    We have no evidence that says they are not paid for it but we do have plenty of evidence saying that they enjoy working for Santa making toys and even if they weren't paid if they enjoyed working for Santa then that would be voluntary work and absolutely NOT slavery.

  • Legolas shows that elves aren't Slaves

    Elves do have other professions. But the really cool ones choose to work with Santa. If the Elves were truly enslaved the NAACP would be all over it. We would se protests of Elf Lives Matter! Do we see any of that? No we don't. We don't because no elf has ever expressed displeasure with their treatment.

  • They have options

    According to one source there are three main trades for elves: shoemaker, baker (mostly cookies), and toy maker. Making toys in Santa's workshop is commonly known as "The Show or "The Big Dance" and is a dream come true for a culture that defines itself by its craftsmanship and productivity. The elves forgo all that cookie money in favor of making children presents and communal living.

  • They have options

    According to one source there are three main trades for elves: shoemaker, baker (mostly cookies), and toy maker. Making toys in Santa's workshop is commonly known as "The Show or "The Big Dance" and is a dream come true for a culture that defines itself by its craftsmanship and productivity. The elves forgo all that cookie money in favor of making children presents and communal living.

  • They have options

    According to one source there are three main trades for elves: shoemaker, baker (mostly cookies), and toy maker. Making toys in Santa's workshop is commonly known as "The Show or "The Big Dance" and is a dream come true for a culture that defines itself by its craftsmanship and productivity. The elves forgo all that cookie money in favor of making children presents and communal living.

  • Elves Aren't Slaves

    All said and done, it seems very unlikely that Santa is a slave owner. Not only are the economic conditions not right, but it doesn’t fit his character. What type of person spends his life giving out gifts that bring joy to millions while simultaneously domineering cheerful elves? C'mon for real.


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