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  • Dobby is a free elf- every elf should be given a sock

    Elves exist and they are creatures too. They are trapped in an unfavorable situation; this is elf labor. If dobby is a free elf, all elves should be too. Fight for the elves. Distribute socks to all elves to free them all. Join the cause!!!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!

  • Yes totally slaves

    No pay, long hours, tyrant ruler. They're also placed in an isolated encampment they totally cant escape. Where does all the coal come from for bad boys and girls? Clearly santa has a secret north pole coal mine. Also given that we've never seen elves in the world, clearly they're trapped there.

  • Yes totally slaves

    No pay, long hours, tyrant ruler. They're also placed in an isolated encampment they totally cant escape. Where does all the coal come from for bad boys and girls? Clearly santa has a secret north pole coal mine. Also given that we've never seen elves in the world, clearly they're trapped there.

  • Santa owes them a lot of money

    Because he doesn't pay the elves and they all don't volunteer for him. The minimum wage in the north pole is 13.38 . And because elves don't need to sleep because they're magical. These elves work 365 days a year. So if you do all of the math Santa owes the Elves 406,948,953,600 dollars.

  • They need respect for all they do.

    They really do need more respect for what they do. Everybody recognizes Santa but what about little Johnny elf, little Timmy elf, little Kelly elf. What do they get from a fat guy bossing them around. All of these little people need to stand up. STAND UP TO THE MAN!!!!!!!!

  • They need respect for all they do.

    They really do need more respect for what they do. Everybody recognizes Santa but what about little Johnny elf, little Timmy elf, little Kelly elf. What do they get from a fat guy bossing them around. All of these little people need to stand up. STAND UP TO THE MAN!!!!!!!!

  • They need respect for all they do.

    They really do need more respect for what they do. Everybody recognizes Santa but what about little Johnny elf, little Timmy elf, little Kelly elf. What do they get from a fat guy bossing them around. All of these little people need to stand up. STAND UP TO THE MAN!!!!!!!!

  • They need respect for all they do.

    They really do need more respect for what they do. Everybody recognizes Santa but what about little Johnny elf, little Timmy elf, little Kelly elf. What do they get from a fat guy bossing them around. All of these little people need to stand up. STAND UP TO THE MAN!!!!!!!!

  • Cut the elves some slake

    This has to end the elves have been working for too long for what making presents for other people and children and I don't think they get there own toys, Santa's to lazy to do it himself because he's to fat maybe he should lay off the cookies and help the elves work every day for 1 year cut them some slake Santa, Pay them.

  • Cut the elves some slake

    This has to end the elves have been working for too long for what making presents for other people and children and I don't think they get there own toys, Santa's to lazy to do it himself because he's to fat maybe he should lay off the cookies and help the elves work every day for 1 year cut them some slake Santa, Pay them.

  • We don't know where they came from

    If the elves were indeed slaves, Santa would have had to enslave them somehow, meaning that they came from an outside source. However, we have no idea exactly where or IF they come from outside the workshop, therefore I propose the theory that the elves are magical familiars that Santa summoned, and could not survive on their own. After all, a man who gives free presents to children, regardless of race, gender, sexuality, or social status doesn't seem like the kind of guy who enslaves an entire goddamn species of midgets.

  • No lol lol lol

    Thats funny because i would love to be happy and run around and eat cookies all day and build toys i mean who wouldnt??? That is if santa was real HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah well why wouldnt you wanted to be an elf.. They are aways happy and its always christmas there...

  • Actually, Santa Claus is the slave.

    Saint Niklaus still owes the elf mafia for his transport from Germany to the North Pole. As a result, he has to work it off by giving up his Christmas Eves to deliver the toys (act as a mule) for the elf mafia. They keep Niklaus' wife as a hostage so he will not disappear with the toys, or fail to come back and make the deliveries the next year.

  • Santa Claus elves are freed slaves

    Saint Nicholas was a Spanish Bishop who bought slaves to tend his property. He felt sorry for them and released them, and they were so grateful they decided to volunteer to work for him in giving charity to poor people.

    Saint Nicholas was a very early abolitionist, I can't associate his helpers with slaves.

  • No they are not,

    We have no evidence that says they are not paid for it but we do have plenty of evidence saying that they enjoy working for Santa making toys and even if they weren't paid if they enjoyed working for Santa then that would be voluntary work and absolutely NOT slavery.

  • Legolas shows that elves aren't Slaves

    Elves do have other professions. But the really cool ones choose to work with Santa. If the Elves were truly enslaved the NAACP would be all over it. We would se protests of Elf Lives Matter! Do we see any of that? No we don't. We don't because no elf has ever expressed displeasure with their treatment.

  • They have options

    According to one source there are three main trades for elves: shoemaker, baker (mostly cookies), and toy maker. Making toys in Santa's workshop is commonly known as "The Show or "The Big Dance" and is a dream come true for a culture that defines itself by its craftsmanship and productivity. The elves forgo all that cookie money in favor of making children presents and communal living.

  • They have options

    According to one source there are three main trades for elves: shoemaker, baker (mostly cookies), and toy maker. Making toys in Santa's workshop is commonly known as "The Show or "The Big Dance" and is a dream come true for a culture that defines itself by its craftsmanship and productivity. The elves forgo all that cookie money in favor of making children presents and communal living.

  • They have options

    According to one source there are three main trades for elves: shoemaker, baker (mostly cookies), and toy maker. Making toys in Santa's workshop is commonly known as "The Show or "The Big Dance" and is a dream come true for a culture that defines itself by its craftsmanship and productivity. The elves forgo all that cookie money in favor of making children presents and communal living.

  • Elves Aren't Slaves

    All said and done, it seems very unlikely that Santa is a slave owner. Not only are the economic conditions not right, but it doesn’t fit his character. What type of person spends his life giving out gifts that bring joy to millions while simultaneously domineering cheerful elves? C'mon for real.


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