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  • Drink from the bowl ya pompous gits!

    You need to cut something? A knife has purpose. Need to pick up something else without cutting the self? A fork has purpose. Want to drink something ? Pick up the bowl. Don't try to bring that stirring chit here, my friend. Fork would serve you better. Mewtwo best pokemon.

  • Spoons caused the holocaust

    By wasting plastic on differentiating between the spoon and the fork, we waste plastic that could be saved by using the SPORK.This harms the environment, which would in turn harm dogs, and any monster that hates dogs should be shot. Furthermore, a decrease in cute and natural beings like dogs and other small animals would increase rage and anger, and result in increased aggression. This aggression will inevitably be funneled down to one ethnicity or religion, and result in the catalyst for another holocaust, so by supporting spoons one supports antisemitic values and create an environment of anger and death for the minority.

  • Spoons caused the holocaust

    By wasting plastic on differentiating between the spoon and the fork, we waste plastic that could be saved by using the SPORK.This harms the environment, which would in turn harm dogs, and any monster that hates dogs should be shot. Furthermore, a decrease in cute and natural beings like dogs and other small animals would increase rage and anger, and result in increased aggression. This aggression will inevitably be funneled down to one ethnicity or religion, and result in the catalyst for another holocaust, so by supporting spoons one supports antisemitic values and create an environment of anger and death for the minority.

  • Spoons caused the holocaust

    By wasting plastic on differentiating between the spoon and the fork, we waste plastic that could be saved by using the SPORK.This harms the environment, which would in turn harm dogs, and any monster that hates dogs should be shot. Furthermore, a decrease in cute and natural beings like dogs and other small animals would increase rage and anger, and result in increased aggression. This aggression will inevitably be funneled down to one ethnicity or religion, and result in the catalyst for another holocaust, so by supporting spoons one supports antisemitic values and create an environment of anger and death for the minority.

  • Spoons caused the holocaust

    By wasting plastic on differentiating between the spoon and the fork, we waste plastic that could be saved by using the SPORK.This harms the environment, which would in turn harm dogs, and any monster that hates dogs should be shot. Furthermore, a decrease in cute and natural beings like dogs and other small animals would increase rage and anger, and result in increased aggression. This aggression will inevitably be funneled down to one ethnicity or religion, and result in the catalyst for another holocaust, so by supporting spoons one supports antisemitic values and create an environment of anger and death for the minority.

  • Spoons caused the holocaust

    By wasting plastic on differentiating between the spoon and the fork, we waste plastic that could be saved by using the SPORK.This harms the environment, which would in turn harm dogs, and any monster that hates dogs should be shot. Furthermore, a decrease in cute and natural beings like dogs and other small animals would increase rage and anger, and result in increased aggression. This aggression will inevitably be funneled down to one ethnicity or religion, and result in the catalyst for another holocaust, so by supporting spoons one supports antisemitic values and create an environment of anger and death for the minority.

  • Spoons caused the holocaust

    By wasting plastic on differentiating between the spoon and the fork, we waste plastic that could be saved by using the SPORK.This harms the environment, which would in turn harm dogs, and any monster that hates dogs should be shot. Furthermore, a decrease in cute and natural beings like dogs and other small animals would increase rage and anger, and result in increased aggression. This aggression will inevitably be funneled down to one ethnicity or religion, and result in the catalyst for another holocaust, so by supporting spoons one supports antisemitic values and create an environment of anger and death for the minority.

  • Yes and no

    Spoons can be good and bad. Think about it, if we don't have spoons we can drink from the bowl or cup which saves water cause you don't have to wash it. But if start to use straws to replace them it will be a huge waste of plastic. We all so need to feed babies and old people. How are babies supposed to know how to drink with a straw? Well I mean the are used to having bottle's... Any ways there are plenty of other ways and things to replace spoons...

  • Go with the time

    Modern word for spoon came from the Anglo-Saxon word "spoon" which means "a chip of wood". The definition is just one example that clearly describes this ridiculous overrated piece of ancient equipment. The evolution of this utensil clearly ready for its next step. As it began with shells on a stick, our generation is clearly ready for the rise of the spork, the more useful utensil, obliterating the usefulness of the spoon.

  • Why not a ladle?

    I can see how many individuals might like spoons, but a ladle is pretty much a bowl on a stick. I personally find it to be more efficient. Ladles cover more surface area. So let us stand for whats right and use a ladle instead. No one need spoons, thank you

  • #spoonlivesmatter we need spoons

    If we get rid of spoons as an eating utensil then spooning with your girlfriend becomes a thing of the past. I would not be able to live without my girlfriend popping a boner into my butt every time we go to bed. Bottom line, we need spoons for the sake of humanity.

  • Think about babies.

    So, you expect an infant to grab their bowl of mush and shove it down their throat like an uncultured swine? I think not. Babies need to be fed. Also, what about pasta? You need a spoon to swirl the fork on. Also, what about BEANS? How does that work?

  • We need them...

    We need spoons for soups and things. Spoon help us be polite with other people. For example, if you are with your boss or someone you should always take a spoon for a soup because drinking it like a cup is not polite. People should know that spoons were invented for a reason!

  • Spoons Are Your Friend

    How would you go about serving without spoons? If you tried to pour something like soup, it would splash all over the place and make a mess. If you tried to scoop it from the serving dish with a smaller bowl, the outside of the bowl would get soup on it, and make an even bigger mess once you put it down.

  • Can you like not??

    Without spoons it would be difficult to eat; Jello, pudding, Yogurt, chili, and etc. You might burn your hands on the bowl if the contents are hot and if your about to hold it up to your mouth you might drop it and spill hot food and most likely soup all over yourself creating burns and painnn

  • Spoons serve a purpose

    Each utensil serves a purpose and are best fro certain situations. I don't care about manners or being polite, so that is no reason for me to use a spoon. I do however not like to spill food all over myself. Eating soup, chili and ice cream is just not possible with a fork. Even if you could manage to eat them with a fork why make it harder for yourself when a spoon would be far better?

  • Spoons give you class!

    While simply drinking straight out of the bowl may be an option, it's not very classy. It is much more polite to use silverware as compared to the barbarians of the middle ages. If nothing else, spoons are a necessity in formal situations. Also, how else would British people get everyone's attention at dinner parties without tapping their glass with a spoon?! A fork is simply unacceptable! No other utensil provides the perfect frequency for slicing right through all other petty conversations.

  • You uncultured swine

    It seems obvious that no one on the side opposing spoons regularly makes tea or coffee. Using anything other than a teaspoon to make tea would be very inconvenient. A knife, fork, or even chopsticks would be far more likely to tear your teabag, and ruin your tea. I mean come on, it's called a TEAspoon for a reason. It has a definite purpose

  • Spoons are still important in normal ways

    Here's a list of things Spoons are useful for.
    1) Digging holes out of prison
    2) Amputating your arm in a painful manner
    3) Digging out eyes
    4) Distracting people
    5) Using as a makeshift slingshot for food (only works for plastic spoons)
    And so much more! (Except for eating. There are alternatives, like hands)


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yahuaa says2016-11-05T19:26:35.677
You're all nerds! .... Me included