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  • Everyone loves Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

    Of course GWL-CPA can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Who doesn't love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. You would have to be crazy to not like the yummy, crunchy cereal. So I am guessing that GWL-CPA can understand why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!

  • He is a dog.

    And, according to his profile, he is a 64 year-old dog.

    A canine specimen of that age, along with colorblindness and nearsightedness, would most likely me unable to see decent political views, let alone why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

    Now, how about Cinnamon Toast Crunch specifically?

    It's very popular among children, obviously, because of the cinnamon swirls in every bite.

    But there's the problem: GWL doesn't give seven sh!Ts about children. He wouldn't care if all youth were suddenly wiped off the face of the planet because to him, they're all on weed so they can GTFO.

    Which, would usually lead him to posting a link to a video about weed, rather than arguing coherently.

    So, along with his poor dog vision amplified by a ridiculous age for a dog, his apathy also prevents him from ever wanting to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

    And if it wasn't hard enough for GWL_CPA to see the cinnamon swirls in every bite, it also must be considered that many great minds throughout history couldn't see why kids loved the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch simply because they were just to old to understand:

    These great minds include Shakespeare, Thomas Jefferson, and '70s black-sploitation star Dolemite.

    And in his prime, Dolemite wasn't even all that old. But considering that in dog years, GWL is two hundred sixty-nine (lol 69) years old, it is very, very unlikely that he is within the proper age to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast crunch.

    Kellogg's Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Part of a complete breakfast.


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