Around 3,500 people die from Dihydrogen Monoxide every year in the US alone. It ruins more and more usable land. It builds up and lingers creating conditions for bacteria and viral outbreaks.
The stuff even erodes solid rock!
Too dangerous and hazardous to the environment and us. Ban it now!
Lets break the word down di which means two, hydrogen is the name for well the element hydrogen mono meaning one and oxide which means oxygen. H2O sound familiar or in other names water. I remember this prank and boy was it a good one convincing people to sign a petition to ban it.