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  • Just so you you know, before you read this, im an 8 month old

    Of course i know him! We are quite acquainted actually, funny story, i just stopped by his place on my way home from *ahem* YALE UNIVERSITY and he happened to have just baked a fresh batch of his delectable muffins and so we poured a bit of tea and had a little chat over muffins. Quite a nice guy if i do say so myself.
    P.S. Im an 8 month old
    P.P.S im a child prodigy/genius

  • I met him while high

    One day I was smoking weed in a mental hospital and this person came up to me and it was the muffin man and also I am classified as a schizophrenic. You should believe me because I say big words accoutrements circumlocution magnanimous sesquipedalian gasconadin. He torments me at night

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  • I saw him one at Chucky Cheese when I was 4

    Beware, at first he seemed like a jolly old man, but I later learned about his dark struggle of addiction. He smokes crack laced with marijuana and he has no friends. He bakes muffins because they are his only friends. I pity the muffin man, I hope one day he will find success

  • He comes to my street everyday

    I always wanted to see the muffin man when I was 5, so i decided to sneak out of my house through the attic window, After a long trek I saw that the muffin man was being held captive by a platypus bear, I fought the platypus bear with my enchanted diamond sword and freed the muffin man, He offered to bake me his whimsical blueberry muffins, After I ate them I was rid of my rotten flesh, Ever since that we became best friends who always did social experiments and threaten to pop people in the hood.

  • Muffin man dose not kno me/

    The muffin man dose not know mem but i know who he is. I stalk him at knight and then i decided wow i know dis guy and then teh muffin mane sade hey kid go away so yes i kno the mufin man is a very implite persin and then he moved to dairy lane and then he made a muffin shop and now i am his cousin 3 times removed.

  • He is my bartender

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  • Becuase i said so

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  • We do not know the muffin man. All we know is the location of his dwelling.

    He lives on Drury Lane, but which is his house? Has anyone even visited this place? What is his real name anyways? He makes muffins but what else? I haven't had my muffin yet! There is so much more to a person than what they make. Muffins might be delicious and delectable but that doesn't mean the man that made them is.

  • We do not know the muffin man. All we know is the location of his dwelling.

    He lives on Drury Lane, but which is his house? Has anyone even visited this place? What is his real name anyways? He makes muffins but what else? I haven't had my muffin yet! There is so much more to a person than what they make. Muffins might be delicious and delectable but that doesn't mean the man that made them is.


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