I'm like, "Oh yeah, then how come everytime the Vikings tried to conquer the world they got their butts handed to them? From Ancient Rome, to the Celts, to the Greeks, to the Germans, everytime they tried to conquer them, they got their butts kicked in battle and retreated like wimps." That'll shut up every bragining Klansman that talks about the Vikings in high esteem.
The Danes and Norwegians are the descendants of real Vikings. They have the Viking blood flowing within them, and they are physically and mentally stronger than most other Europeans. The Swedes, on the other hand, are self-loathing genetic trash, and they're the descendants of those men who were too weak to be actual Vikings.